[X] My Assistant

You shit standing? That's... interesting.

No. I sit on the bowl.

So I'm talking to a guy I found on Craigslist (No, not the "LOOKING SO SUCK MUCH COCKS" ads). This guy pretty much was the only person I saw looking for some kind of relationship. Sent him a pic and got one back with him saying he's interested. Pretty stoked. He's another guy who's afraid to tell those close to him about who he is. I'm kind of feeling pretty happy today. It's been a while since I felt good about life.

Well, I am happy for you, Robbikins. You may be some random person on the Interwebs who I'll never meet in real life, but you're also a random person on the Interwebs who I'll never meet in real life but like anyways. Hope shit goes well for you and if it doesn't I will murder all who seek to do you harm, whether it be emotionally, mentally, physically or psychologically. Except I won't actually murder them because I'd have to make round plane trips from Korea to wherever you live and I don't think I get enough leave days / wages to do that.

But it's the thought that counts, right? I mean, I hear intent to kill is pretty much enough to jail a person so it'll be like I murdered them except not and still get some jail time out of it.

I don't know what I'm talking about but good luck broski.

EDIT: Fun fact - the words in Rob can be used to spell bRo.

This post has been edited by BlorgAlmighty: Mar 22 2011, 17:01

EDIT: Fun fact - the words in Rob can be used to spell bRo.

What a shocking revelation! My first name is an anagram!

Also, thanks Blorgy. <3

This post has been edited by Rob Itagaki: Mar 22 2011, 17:06

I will try to kill your foes with brain waves while I sleep.

May they die of bloody bowel syndrome.

Or at least wake up and find that there's a spot on the back that's really itchy and they can't reach it and it bothers them for a few days until they get used to it. Then they'll stub their toes on a piece of furniture or something.

I've always wanted to remake the Mel Brooks films and replace all the comedy beats with the characters mugging at the camera and going "WACKY!"

Because that's how they all seem to me. Like the characters are just like "... Get it?" after every joke.

So I'm talking to a guy I found on Craigslist (No, not the "LOOKING SO SUCK MUCH COCKS" ads). This guy pretty much was the only person I saw looking for some kind of relationship. Sent him a pic and got one back with him saying he's interested. Pretty stoked. He's another guy who's afraid to tell those close to him about who he is. I'm kind of feeling pretty happy today. It's been a while since I felt good about life.

If it works out, you must tell me. Just to know that Craigslist can be used for more than buying and selling of crap and unwanted rape will be astounding to hear.

Theehe, blood in my mouth.

unwanted rape

The least popular form of rape.

I got a job offer from the department of redundancy department. I'm thinking of taking it.

...is what you're thinking of doing.

So I'm talking to a guy I found on Craigslist (No, not the "LOOKING SO SUCK MUCH COCKS" ads). This guy pretty much was the only person I saw looking for some kind of relationship. Sent him a pic and got one back with him saying he's interested. Pretty stoked. He's another guy who's afraid to tell those close to him about who he is. I'm kind of feeling pretty happy today. It's been a while since I felt good about life.

Watch out for your corn hole, man.

But really, good for you. You deserve some happiness. Get out there, meet somebody cool and have a ball (or two).

Change of plan. We're gonna' head out tomorrow night. Seems more fitting, considering...

If it works out, you must tell me. Just to know that Craigslist can be used for more than buying and selling of crap and unwanted rape will be astounding to hear.

"Unwanted rape"? Isn't wanted rape consensual sex and unwanted rape just rape?

But yeah, this guy seems like a real nice. A bit older (4 years to my senior... or junior... however the fuck that goes), but nice and knows what he wants. None of this "I'm bi-curious and want to fuck a dude that looks like a chick" type. Not this annoying flamboyant type I'd be embarrassed to go out in public with. Just your down to Earth kind of guy. Going take it slow and get to know each other.

Anywho, just go on there and look for the women who don't have graphic ad messages in all caps and find the ones who are genuinely looking for a long term relationship with a steady guy. Tell them who you are and you're serious about meeting them. Give them a picture of you. The worst they'll say is no. Just be you my friend and you'll not have any problems finding someone. I got this guy on the first ad I responded to, believe it or not. You've just got to try is all. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

Watch out for your corn hole, man.

But really, good for you. You deserve some happiness. Get out there, meet somebody cool and have a ball (or two).

Thanks, brah.

This post has been edited by Rob Itagaki: Mar 22 2011, 22:10

My dentist, she's really cute but theres something highly un arousing about that profession (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

Wow, Firefox 4 sucks.

Firefox sucks.

A browser that takes up 200+ MBs to run is crap.

So... All of them?

ADDENDUM: Guess we'd all better roll back to Netscape 4.08.

This post has been edited by radixius: Mar 23 2011, 19:40

Well, most Internet browsers suck in general, but I don't think too many of them take up space as much as Firefox does.

This post has been edited by Rob Itagaki: Mar 23 2011, 19:42

You can get all of them to take up 200+ MB of space, be it on HDD or RAM. That's not even difficult, anymore.