[X] My Assistant

Anyone ever wonder if Judge Judy is naked under that robe?

Or if someone is down below where the camera can't see giving her cunnilingus? Questions without answers... questions without answers.

Or if someone is down below where the camera can't see giving her cunnilingus?

That reminds me. I need to get more Cadbury Eggs because I'm such a fat, horrible American pigdog.

Cadbury eggs kick mucho ass.

I love how the mention of munching on some old pussy gets you to thinking about Cadbury Eggs.

I have to imagine that it's probably the same consistency.

But what of the taste?

That, I cannot feasible discern.

I don't...ugh, what?

I think I'll go ahead and make something for lunch. I am getting awfully hungry.

It's no coincidence that moonstardk's username has the word "tard" in it.

Yours has 'dix' in it. I've got nothing.

I've made many puns about that.

I just did something I've never done before. I went to the bathroom, sat down and completely dunked my ass in the toilet. I left the toilet seat up (something I never do) and ended up with a wet bottom. The shame.

I have never used a toilet seat.

You shit standing? That's... interesting.

I just did something I've never done before. I went to the bathroom, sat down and completely dunked my ass in the toilet. I left the toilet seat up (something I never do) and ended up with a wet bottom. The shame.

I've made jokes about falling in, but I've never heard of anyone actually doing it. Good job, cappy, you should be proud of your accomplishment.

I can't make any excuses for my error. I've just gotten used to it always being there, ready to cradle my ass. This time it was not.

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Buh-dink!

Apparently everything you do unlocks achievements these days.

Video games are dumb.