[X] My Assistant

I well believe that.

Also.

German beer, man. German beer. Munich, to be exact. Good thing I'm off work this week.

Arianna Huffington is gorgeous for a woman at sixty years old.

Fucking christ!

I'm tired of people that are scared of their sexuality. For some this might come as a surprise but there are unbelievably prude germans. And those just piss me off. Not only is that my topic of choice, but it also is the answer to so many things.
Tired of work? All stressed out? Virtually no time for yourself? Get some lube and your fingers moving. Relax, close your eyes, get to it. Feel satisfied.
Easy as that.

Either that or die of self-induced heartattack, I'd say.

A lot of people are scared or confused about sexuality. Either they've been told that what they are or what they like is somehow reprehensible by societal norms or they are told that it is sinful by religious means. When you have a belief system that is counter to your own urges, that creates one hell of a mental problem. It takes a strong will to overcome that or just finally throwing your hands up and not giving a fuck.

finally throwing your hands up and not giving a fuck.

'throwing your hands down' might be the better metaphor here, but I agree.

I'm comfortable with my sexuality. It's other motherfuckers who have a problem with me. I mean I'm not like one of those annoying gay guys who ram my sexuality down other peoples throats like so much unwanted dick and expect everybody to be comfortable with it despite making it more awkward than it really should.

Other people suck when it comes to sexuality, simple as that. I have been accused of begin gay more times than I can count and for the most trivial reasons. I don't know why it's anyone's goddamn business who you love or who you sleep with. It's a damn shame I tell you.

Absolutely. I figure as long as you're not making it anybody's business but your own, then why should anyone give a fuck about who you fuck.

Man, fuck you, Cresselia.

I Googled that... and then I wept.

FUCK!

ALL CAPS IN ITALICS AND BOLD!

I'm tired of people that are scared of their sexuality. For some this might come as a surprise but there are unbelievably prude germans. And those just piss me off. Not only is that my topic of choice, but it also is the answer to so many things.
Tired of work? All stressed out? Virtually no time for yourself? Get some lube and your fingers moving. Relax, close your eyes, get to it. Feel satisfied.
Easy as that.

Another leftover trait from religion.

Fucking christ!

This guy's one to be precise.

Anyone ever wonder if Judge Judy is naked under that robe?

I just threw up in my mouth.

I was looking for a vomiting gif. when I found this...

(IMG:[www.weakstream.us] http://www.weakstream.us/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ga-ga-snooki-vomit.gif)

:evilsmile:

I'm not sure why you even asked that.

Was it to fish for people who have a fascination with Judge Judy?

Was it to disgust people who have never thought of her that way/can't stand her?

Or was it to find justification for why she says stupid shit like "Don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining", thereby implying that she gets off on that kind of pseudo-exhibitionism and is a covert pervert like wosshisname, the late David Carradine?

It was a question in general about all judges, but I figured attaching a name to it would make it more identifiable.

And here I thought it was a Ghostbusters reference. My brain really doesn't work right.