[X] My Assistant

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stolemyjokeagaindamnit

I consider myself so unbiased, I don't have any opinions at all on anything whatsoever.

Except mushrooms.

Mushrooms are secret racists who collaborated with the Nazis to bring about the end of all South Americans in the World War of 1734. Fuck those fuckers.

My opinion of mushrooms is that the best thing to do with them is chop them into little pieces and fry them in butter. Which is no more than the bastards deserve.

Fuuuuuuuck, spring break is almost over ._____.

Someone stab me in the face...

Someone stab me in the face...

Sounds tempting.

I miss statutory vacations.

I miss statutory rapings.

I miss statutory rapings.

Its what happens when you get older.

A fish runs into a wall. Says dam.

Women with tattoos make my pants frown :<

Tattoos on anyone is just unnecessary.

I should be a products manager for Hershey's:

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Bookface is terriblez.

Well, now that I've stopped playing WoW in the meanwhile, I really have no other recourse for sociability since I refuse to leave my house.

You can fag out with me on Xbawks if and when I'm ever on. Not that I foresee you doing so, but the offer is there and available to you.

This post has been edited by Rob Itagaki: Mar 12 2011, 19:44

I prefer typery as I hate the sound of my own voice. A Steam is fine, too.

Unless you have a grating voice like that of someone whose voice hasn't fully cracked from puberty or sound like you have something mentally and/or physically wrong with you that can't be helped. There shouldn't be too much about your voice that you should hate.

The sound of it is enough. But, again, this might have more to do with my constant self-degradation that actual fact. The way my voice sounds in my head is like Fran Drescher and Joan Rivers in a yelling competition after swallowing cheese graters and drinking half a bottle of lemon juice with the sounds of cats fighting playing over a McDonald's drive thru speaker in the background.

I love me some Franny Drescher, sir, and Joan Rivers voice doesn't really bother me too much. Given the quality of chats over Xbawks Live, almost everyone sounds like they're talking through a MickyDee's intercom.

'Sides, it ain't like I'm going to judge you based off what your voice sounds like. So really if you can get over your own issues with what your genetics and personal development have given you to work with, hit me up on that shit, nigs. We can bore each other with one anothers company and whatnot.

It'll be grand. Grand, I say!

He puts up with my voice, so he can put up with anybody's I'd think.

He puts up with my voice, so he can put up with anybody's I'd think.

Mine is worst than yours. Also you don't have a bad voice cappy.