[X] My Assistant

Playing with glass is quite fun. Molten glass heated to incandescence isn't the safest thing, though.

Sure.

Playing with dangerous, potentially injury-inducing things is fun. Things that can horribly disfigure you aren't the safest, though.

Today's lesson.

Fun =/= Safe

Remember kids, wearing a condom is boring.

Be cool. Play it freestyle. Be a Christian.

ENGAGE IN ADULTERY AND DIE YOU FUCKING HARLOT.

EDIT: Jesus fucking Christ a fucking typo in this day and age what the hell.

This post has been edited by BlorgAlmighty: Mar 10 2011, 04:35

You know it's awesome if you need thick kevlar gloves, big arse tongs, and a face shield.

Why am I unable to simply allow myself to live a life of blissful ignorance? Why must I analyze and try to understand everything, even the most trivial of subjects?

I've been grappling with some mental issues that are fairly innocuous... or so it seemed. I'm finally starting to put the pieces together and I'm not liking the picture that's being drawn. If I would have left well enough alone, I would be blissfully happy. Instead I'm left cursing under my breath and asking myself why.

Goth poetry is so blase.

Goth poetry is so blase.

Some goth chicks are hot though.

I try not to pay attention to that shit.

Why am I unable to simply allow myself to live a life of blissful ignorance? Why must I analyze and try to understand everything, even the most trivial of subjects?

I've been grappling with some mental issues that are fairly innocuous... or so it seemed. I'm finally starting to put the pieces together and I'm not liking the picture that's being drawn. If I would have left well enough alone, I would be blissfully happy. Instead I'm left cursing under my breath and asking myself why.

You and me need to hang out. We'll grab some grub at Famous Dave's, head up a head up to Jay, Maine. We got a strip joint there where you can touch them as much as you fucking want where you want, see if we can talk one of the whores there to give you a nice affordable blajabble, Head over to Denny's for some shitty food and laugh at all the drunks, druggies and exhausted truck drivers hanging out there. T'would be a grand guys night out.

This post has been edited by Rob Itagaki: Mar 10 2011, 14:00

Just remember, it's not done properly unless a hooker's body is found under the bed in the nearest motel in the following morning. If lacking a hooker, toss a coin.

That seems like it'll require some coke, and I have but no source for such a pricey recreation drug.

This post has been edited by Rob Itagaki: Mar 10 2011, 14:12

Could get a shovel and try your luck at finding Dennis Hopper's legacy. It's mostly free.

Fucking juice bars, man.

I really need to look at expanding my friend network. Within the last week, I've had a good amount of people posting Charlie Sheen links/status updates on Facebook. I've seen the phrase "I'm bi-winning" and references to tiger blood so many times that I'm wondering if I somehow befriended people of the hive mind.

I don't even know what that means.

I could really use someone unbiased to talk to, I feel like I'm decaying mentally and physically....

I consider myself so unbiased, I don't have any opinions at all on anything whatsoever.

Except mushrooms.

Mushrooms are secret racists who collaborated with the Nazis to bring about the end of all South Americans in the World War of 1734. Fuck those fuckers.

Stay alert from Tsunami

I could really use someone unbiased to talk to, I feel like I'm decaying mentally and physically....

Unbiased in what context exactly?

I consider myself so unbiased, I don't have any opinions at all on anything whatsoever.

Unbiased in what context exactly?

It all worked out, I spoke to the wifey about... personal issues. Thanks, though, fellas. Unbiased was the wrong word. I was more looking for someone that would give me the right answers regardless of the outcome.