[X] My Assistant

For some disgusting reason I find myself contemplating a membership to [www.nakednews.com] http://www.nakednews.com.

Kinda boring for a porn site.

Kinda boring for a porn site.

Porn is free, so that's not the reason I'm interested.

Do you get some amusement out of seeing some of Hollywood's finest being interviewed by some naked slutbag?

Do you get some amusement out of seeing some of Hollywood's finest being interviewed by some naked slutbag?

That and I always enjoy seeing anyone that does a better job at graphics, editing and the technical side of things than my own small market station. Simply so I can suggest better and different ideas.

IDEA 1: Hire bimbos that get naked to do the news for extra ratings and more money.

I'd probably watch the local news more often if there was some hot naked meat anchoring it.

I'd probably watch the local news more often if there was some hot naked meat anchoring it.

From your own admission, there probably aren't a whole lot of attractive Mainers who you'd deem worthy of viewing on the nightly news.

That "if" was a pretty big one.

Holy fuck I see the name Sayo.

I'm using my slightly-less-terrible-than-before Internet availability to catch up with stuff on the forums. God knows why I'm bothering with this one, though.

I'm going to look at the "What is the last thing you thought?" thread now. Wait, which is the one I already looked at? Damn it.

Use the Kronsky Index.

Each time you enter a thread, make a post.

Then, each time you find yourself wondering which one you've been to, check to see if the last post is yours.

If it isn't, punch a cocker named Kronsky in the face. Hard.

I'm sure that would be easy enough to implement if you live in Korea, where Kronskys (I imagine) are two a penny. They're not so common round these parts, though.

Thundercats revival movie by Studio 4°C? Don't know if want.

I'm sure that would be easy enough to implement if you live in Korea, where Kronskys (I imagine) are two a penny. They're not so common round these parts, though.

Pretty sure that's a Russian name.

And we Koreans don't look too kindly on their type.

Bimbos with tattoos are grody.

Girls are grody.

They need AMERICAN DICKINGS with BIG FAT COCKS.

*cluck cluck*

EDIT: My blatant typos are alarming. I will never make and star in 30,000 movies. Tragic.

This post has been edited by BlorgAlmighty: Mar 4 2011, 08:33

Girls are grody.

They need AMERICAN DICKINGS with BIG FAT COCKS.

*cluck cluck*

EDIT: My blatant typos are alarming. I will never make and star in 30,000 movies. Tragic.

I love you, Dr. Tran.

“I heard Justin Bieber has a 10 inch dick, but it’s in his ass and belongs to Usher.”

I laughed.

*Starts humming quietly to himself*

I actually found out that the gals from the bitch-up rad and myself worked on actually have their own mango and anniemay series. Perhaps I'll see if Kei and Yuri are as half as funny as we made them to be in Boner Village.