[X] My Assistant

You couldn't be more wrong.

Unless it's changed since the second episode of season 22, which is when I lost all faith in it.

I know, I'm always wrong in the eyes of rad. I've accepted this fact long ago.

I think the last Simpsons I saw was the movie. I used to watch it religiously, but for some reason I just lost interest in it.

At some point today I want to use the line "because fuck you, that's why". I just think there's a place in everyday conversation where that can fit.

SUCCESS!!! It has been successfully deployed.

Simpsons is cancerous. Which is odd coming from a man who decided two nights ago to watch series 8 on DVD. Having said that, series 8 is pretty non-cancerous.

I wonder when the cat is going to kill me?

I think the last Simpsons I saw was the movie.

The movie was actually really good, I thought. Could have done without the Bart penis, though, that was pretty fucking stupid.

The movie was actually really good, I thought. Could have done without the Bart penis, though, that was pretty fucking stupid.

I don't recall seeing that in the movie. Of course, I have been known to block traumatic and awful things from my life before.

I bled into a bag toady! Woot, for blood donation.

I bled into a bag toady!

Just repeating this for the hilarity.

I gave blood once. They said I probably shouldn't do it again because I have funky blood pressure. True story.

Interesting tale..

Look at me, I'm Bear Grylls and I'm gonna make a wetsuit from this seal carcass.

That guy is at least half insane. The other survival guy with a TV show is much better.

I wouldn't know, I just saw the promo. And that one time he ate that giant beetle grub in Africa or something. The face he makes whenever he eats bugs'n'shit is priceless.

That guy is at least half insane. The other survival guy with a TV show is much better.

So much better we don't even know who the fuck he is.

Some poking around the internet has revealed his name to be Les Stroud.

Some poking around the internet has revealed his name to be Les Stroud.

Yes, Les Stroud is superior. Bear Grylls fails at finding food, they present him with it and he shows you "oh, this is what you would do if you found this food that was given to me". Les goes out, by himself for 7 days and says "well fuck, that didn't work like I wanted it to, so I'm going to go find grass and eat it".

Oh snap, Hamtaro has a new show.

If Chii's Sweet Home and Hamtaro crossed over, it would be about Chii trying to eat Hamtaro and friends, but super adorable.

What the cocking cock?

It's good to know that the adage of "Management is what happens when employees forget how to be useful" is true anywhere you go.