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I wanna fap, but I don't wanna get all sweaty. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)

A satasfing fap, or one that's just to bust a nut and/or get it to go down?

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That's funny because they don't do them any more.

That was the joke.

If there was a joke.

I don't think there was a joke in what I said.

Fuck, my words don't make sense to myself.

A satasfing fap, or one that's just to bust a nut and/or get it to go down?

'Tis done. I wasn't bothered going for a long one. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif)

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This should be in a jeans commercial.

This should be in a jeans commercial.

Does this mean anything?

Just the vibe I got off of it.
T'was good though. I'd be interested in hearing more like that.

Just the vibe I got off of it.

I was so close to actually falling into a trap. I almost posted a facepalm image.

My will is only so strong, however.

Eeyore is awesome. Just wanted to throw that out there

I just meant that I could picture it being played in a Levis add or some such.
Why must you always think the worst of me?

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Tasty. You're getting with your chops, son.

It's hard to find a h-anime that doesn't contain rape. What kind of manner do Japanese men view women?

You're talking about a country that has a word for men who grope women on trains. What do you think?

They're also pretty much all ugly.

Why must you always think the worst of me?

You've given me very little reason to think otherwise :<

Tasty. You're getting with your chops, son.

All of that is pure amp output, I did a little EQ tweaking to clean it up and a tiny gain increase, which is really all I was trying to display. Really sounds nice when you're riding the low strings, because there's not enough distortion to affect the high ones.

You're talking about a country that has a word for men who grope women on trains. What do you think?

To be entirely fair, no there isn't (if you're thinking of the word "chikan[痴漢]," it only means molest). They are interestingly very demure when it comes to sex: we're talking about a country where the worst euphemism for penis is akin to the English "peepee". They are retardedly childish and shy when it comes to sex.

The whole hentai and AV sexuality that reaches us is more perverted, as it stems from a more perverted subculture: i.e.: one that has for the majority of their lives received rejection from women, and thus feels some anger towards women which can only seemingly be subsided through rape and grope fantasies. As far as I've been told by my friends who come from Japan, their normal porn is extremely vanilla. Judging them via hentai is akin to judging us via our badonkadonk sites and assume we're all obsessed with giant asses.

Lastly, the reason they say "no" so much during sex stems from the Yamato Nadeshiko virtues (i.e.: what they believe the true virtues of a woman should be). One of the virtues being vulnerability, which leads to women saying "no."

True or no, that doesn't really help their case.

Never said so. The hentai subculture is weird as fuck.

One of the things I've wondered a lot about it is the use of tentacles - how the hell did they come up with that? How the fuck does one think: "Shit, an octopus during sex would be sweet"?

One of the things I've wondered a lot about it is the use of tentacles - how the hell did they come up with that? How the fuck does one think: "Shit, an octopus during sex would be sweet"?

I heard Go Nagai first did it in his mangas to get around censorship of penis required by law, and unexpectedly many people liked it?

at least there are some japanese men that see women as people in alot of countries especially middle east they're still seen as property. the kitchen table has more rights