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post Dec 12 2010, 08:21
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QUOTE(radixius @ Dec 11 2010, 22:10) *

Asain porn is so boring!


Asian Porn (script - applies to all Asian porn in existence):

"YAAAANNNNNNN!" x 5000000

"NOOOOOO!" x500

"YEEEESSSSS!" x 200

C-C-CUMMING x2

Stir, Bake for 15-25 mins until white substance emerges. Turn out onto a cooling rack and leave to cool. Serves 2. Unless it's bukkake, in which case, it serves about 501 (five hundred guys, one chick(?))
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post Dec 12 2010, 08:23
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I mean, honestly, Asian women are cute if they leave their clothes on and don't smile with their teeth.
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post Dec 12 2010, 08:32
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Oh, don't get me started on Asian teeth. It looks as if they brush their teeth with fucking hedgehogs. I've yet to meet an Asian person who wears braces, so I imagine they just find it extremely passé, but that's not even close to a good reason to let your moth look like a shark's.

I also don't understand what the fuck's with all the "No's" during sex. You guys might think this is just in pornos, but they do it IRL - you try have consensual sex with them, yet you have to stop halfway, because otherwise it feels like rape. Mixed signals are ass.
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post Dec 12 2010, 08:45
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I don't understand how coitus would be enjoyable when the other party constantly has Pained Rape Face Syndrome (PRFS).
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post Dec 12 2010, 08:48
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I guess we know why they blur out so much stuff.
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post Dec 12 2010, 09:15
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QUOTE(radixius @ Dec 11 2010, 22:45) *

I don't understand how coitus would be enjoyable when the other party constantly has Pained Rape Face Syndrome (PRFS).


My theory is that this is the exact reason bukkake was invented. It doesn't necessarily require consensus, and neatly covers the face. It also helps deal with the teeth.
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post Dec 12 2010, 14:43
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QUOTE(radixius @ Dec 12 2010, 01:23) *

Asian women are cute if they leave their clothes on and don't smile with their teeth.


It's like rows of headstones at a Civil War cemetery.

And the one's with better teeth I swear are at least part donkey.
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post Dec 12 2010, 15:35
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Wow didn't know the ugly people on this forum were so judgemental on looks. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/anime_cry.gif)
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post Dec 12 2010, 16:01
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post Dec 12 2010, 16:28
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QUOTE(Rob Itagaki @ Dec 12 2010, 06:43) *

It's like rows of headstones at a Civil War cemetery.


You are the King of Similes.
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post Dec 12 2010, 16:32
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QUOTE(Rob Itagaki @ Dec 12 2010, 09:01) *

I didn't know Schwoogies were such assumption faggots.



And very proud of it, thank you very much.
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post Dec 12 2010, 18:59
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Shut up, Hybrid.
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post Dec 12 2010, 19:14
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post Dec 12 2010, 19:35
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What are you talking about, Wilson?
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post Dec 12 2010, 20:27
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post Dec 12 2010, 20:39
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post Dec 12 2010, 21:44
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QUOTE(Unwanted Empathy @ Dec 12 2010, 05:35) *

Wow didn't know the ugly people on this forum were so judgemental on looks. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/anime_cry.gif)


Well, I never!

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post Dec 12 2010, 22:07
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