[X] My Assistant

Panties look nicer anyways. :/

Nah, you should get a sitar, rad.

This post has been edited by Rob Itagaki: Nov 20 2010, 06:59

Stab yourself in your left bicep and send me a photo of it.

ADDENDUM: I actually thought up "Threnody" about ten minutes before I recorded it. It's based off the simple melody from the intro of Sunfold's Shrinking the Sphere.

This post has been edited by radixius: Nov 20 2010, 07:03

Man, was late to work today. Got off lightly with a warning. Unexpected.

Stab yourself in your left bicep and send me a photo of it.

Why my left one?

It'd be hard to utilize your mouse if you traumatize the arm you use it with.

This post has been edited by radixius: Nov 20 2010, 07:06

nvm.

This post has been edited by Anto of the Sand: Nov 20 2010, 07:06

It'd be hard to utilize your mouse if you traumatize the arm you use it with.

But not impossible to work with.

This post has been edited by Rob Itagaki: Nov 20 2010, 07:07

Look, I was just trying to be courteous.

I don't need your courtesy, you overly dramatic manbitch.

This post has been edited by Rob Itagaki: Nov 20 2010, 07:09

Well, fine. Stab both of your biceps and send me a photo of each. I need to make knucklechildren and nothing's giving me that final push.

Also, why is it that every time I go on a minor hiatus and return, there's a new jackass who appeared in the meantime? It's the kind of shit M. Night Shamakeshorriblemovies would make a horrible movie about.

Have you tried yelling at your penis?

That'd only make it shrivel.

Have you tried yelling at your penis?

In a venomous rictus of fury. Not budgin', no how.

You have a wife, go use it.

It was directed at rad, but seeing as you ninja'd in there...

Also, why is it that every time I go on a minor hiatus and return, there's a new jackass who appeared in the meantime? It's the kind of shit M. Night Shamakeshorriblemovies would make a horrible movie about.

When one jackass leaves another comes to fill their spot. Law of the land

This post has been edited by Unwanted Empathy: Nov 20 2010, 07:16

Except to make sense, when I return, that jackass should leave. Elsewise, there would be an imbalance and we'd end up with a plethora of fools.

So the lesson seems to be that I shouldn't leave.

EDIT @ Rob
I was talking 'bout rad as well.

This post has been edited by BlorgAlmighty: Nov 20 2010, 07:16

You have a wife, go use it.

Women marry men so they don't have to have sex with us. You'd do well to remember that, sexypants.