[X] My Assistant

not me, (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) I'm just hoping the snow doesn't stick for another couple weeks

We might get snow. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

Je pense j'ecrive dans francais à la forum de hentai.

Je pense j'ecrive dans francais à la forum de hentai.

Picked up the language while you were occupying Paris, eh?

I'm so glad winter is finally here. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

I wish winter was here where I am. It's summer here and it's FUCKING HOT

This post has been edited by Silverlance: Nov 16 2010, 07:04

Is this one of those thinly veiled requests?

thinly veiled? I thought I was pretty straightforward

Why does BunBun keep getting put in jail?

Why does BunBun keep getting put in jail?

Because he's criminal scum.

And he violated the law.

Magdalena, Magdalena, Magdalena, Magdalena: Daughter of the smog-filled winds of Los Angeles. I'd like to take you in the closet and take off your little clothes until you're virtually stark raving nude. Spread mayonnaise and Kaopectate all over your body and take you down to Hollywood Boulevard and we can, we can walk down the streets by the stars that say John Provost and Leo G. Carrol together, Baby. We can go dancing up at the Cina Grill. Can't you see it? Frank Pernell and us until dark. Don't you understand, my Baby? I didn't mean, I didn't need, I mean... It was so hard for me. I just... I saw you standing under the Shell test strip late last night in the light, with your little nipples protruding through your little see-through thingie... And I just said 'My God, my God, I gave my sperm to this thing'! And now I just,.. Oh you got me so hard, I just, I don't know what to do Magdalena, don't you understand? So I grabbed you - but, but don't hold it against me - I mean, your mom will never know, Baby. And I wantcha to come back to me... I mean... do you understand me? I want you to... I'm down on my knees to ya, Magdalena! I want'cha ta walk back to me, baby. I want'cha to turn around by the Sparkletts machine. That's it! That's it! In the little chartreuse hallway with the little neon Jesus picture on the wall. And I want you to step, baby. I want you to walk back in your five inch spike heels that you got at Frederick's, same time you and your mommy got that crotchless underwear last year for the Christmas. And I want you to stroll back to me, Baby. Walk back, baby, don'cha understand me, baby? I want you to walk back. I'm down on bended knees, Baby. I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I wanna take off your little training bra... Don't you understand me? I'm gonna take off your little maroon hot pants. I'm gonna get down on my knees, baby! Don'cha understand what I'm saying to you? Your mom will never know! She's playing Bridge with the girls. And you and I... You and I will... Baby, it's just you and I! Don'cha understand? We can make love all night long. Nobody will ever know. Come on, Magdalena! Please, little girl, walk back to your daddy! What did I do that was so wrong? My god, I was only following the sexual impulse like I heard on the Johnny Carson Show, from a book or something I wrote, I didn't know what I was doing! I got carried away! Walk back, oh please, to your daddy! Come on, Magdalena, to your daddy, baby. Your mom will never know. Come back to your daddy!

What have you done, rad?
Or rather, who(m)?

I'll answer that question with a fact:

"Come On Eileen" is not about an unnamed man coercing a woman named Eileen to follow him around.

ADDENDUM: Also, the Save Ferris version is about 1000% better than the Dexy's Midnight Runners one.

This post has been edited by radixius: Nov 19 2010, 06:05

You bukake'd a little girl?!

I mean, look at the title. There's no comma.

So? Does there really need to be?

If you're speaking to a specific person, as is the case with the title of that song, the word before their name needs to have a comma after it.

I didn't think titles had to abide by that. Can't recall the last time I saw a song title with a comma.

edit: None of this explains the Magdalena post.

This post has been edited by Anto of the Sand: Nov 19 2010, 06:31

I didn't think titles had to abide by that. Can't recall the last time I saw a song title with a comma.

[en.wikipedia.org] Suck on it.

I didn't say you were wrong, just that I hadn't come across anything like that before.

[en.wikipedia.org] Suck on it.

It's a shame that went horribly downhill from there.