[X] My Assistant

D'ya ever wonder if women take pleasure in the use of a douchebag? Even a little?

D'ya ever wonder if women take pleasure in the use of a douchebag? Even a little?

There are people who enjoy enemas, so finding pleasure in using a douche doesn't seem far-fetched.

But they're women...so...

But they're women...so...

I don't know about you, but I don't think what you're implying is particularly amusing.

It wasn't meant to be. It's an honest suspicion/theory of mine.

If I ever wanted to post the facepalm image in a constructive, apropos manner, it would be now.

But I won't because I'm not a retard that depends on memes to elicit a point.

I disagree. At least about the meme part anyway.

Yeah, yeah.

:3

This forum is dreadfully slow tonight.

This forum is dreadfully slow tonight.

Isn't it always?

...Oh, wait, you mean slow as in "not a lot of people posting," or slow as in "riding the short bus to school?"

I'm hawt for dawx.

I would not recommend putting mustard on it.

Any anecdotes?

I would not recommend putting mustard on it.

The burn means it working.

Any anecdotes?

I experimented with toothpaste once, and that was fairly unpleasant. Having established the sensitivity of that area to one apparently quite innocuous substance, I'm not going to risk spicy foodstuffs.

I think rad should get a Moe Syzlak Av and Sig. And maybe change his name.

That thought certainly is appropriate for this thread.

S'what I was thinking.

...Oh, wait, you mean slow as in "not a lot of people posting," or slow as in "riding the short bus to school?"

The former was what I had in mind. I checked in every few hours, and it seemed like "Doujin Moe" was the only active non-spam thread.

This post has been edited by 3d0xp0xy: Aug 21 2010, 02:17