[X] My Assistant

The thing up at the top of the thing was changed. I always press User CP instead of News because that's where the other thing used to be. The News thingy should be in the middle to get to the main site.

Borgstorm was born? I always just assumed he congealed in a gutter somewhere.

Nothing to Puru about.

Borgstorm was born? I always just assumed he congealed in a gutter somewhere.

Isn't that how we're all born -- Congealing in some woman's gutter?

My random thought:

Whoever invented car batteries should be stabbed in the face

My friend had to explain to me about why a woman's vulva is sometimes called a hood. He said it's because it resembles a hood on a jacket, a hoodie, etc. I didn't really think it was named that after a car hood...although there's the Volvo car, which is sometimes jokingly called a Vulvo.

The Special exist. Internationally, they break over four miles of chain each day. That's almost the size of seven of the World's Largest Pancakes or one human Endocrine System. The only advantage we'll have over the Special is Science. But Science fears the Special. Science tells you and me that puppies can die and that Candy Land is for ages three to six. It would never dare say such things to Special. It would only say to Special, "Batman disguised all the food as crayons. Hi, I'm Science. Let's race!"

There is a lot of things Science can't measure, one of them is the human heart. The other is pudding... But these are four things our friends from the north have in abundance. The Special are more than a reason to buy boat insurance and hide cat food -- they're the candy bar salad in the balanced breakfast of life. If everyone wasn't Special, no one would be. Which is why Special is an acronym for Special Pal Extremely Chromosomed and Immune to Apes and Lightning.

This post has been edited by Rob Itagaki: Mar 4 2010, 21:24

The Special exist. Internationally, they break over four miles of chain each day. That's almost the size of seven of the World's Largest Pancakes or one human Endocrine System. The only advantage we'll have over the Special is Science. But Science fears the Special. Science tells you and me that puppies can die and that Candy Land is for ages three to six. It would never dare say such things to Special. It would only say to Special, "Batman disguised all the food as crayons. Hi, I'm Science. Let's race!"

There is a lot of things Science can't measure, one of them is the human heart. The other is pudding... But these are four things our friends from the north have in abundance. The Special are more than a reason to buy boat insurance and hide cat food -- they're the candy bar salad in the balanced breakfast of life. If everyone wasn't Special, no one would be. Which is why Special is an acronym for Special Pal Extremely Chromosomed and Immune to Apes and Lightning.

Voting for this as Best Random Thought of the Year, every year.

You're all just awful.

And you're just a faggot. I guess we're even.

How late after the expiration date is it safe to drink apple juice? I've still got a week or so to go before the date, but I'd like to know how much time I'm playing with.

If the air is not gushing out when you open the bottle, process of fermentation hasn't started yet. I wouldn't drink it if it smelled funny, though.

loljenkem :3

Mmmm, fermented poo drug.

I was visited by an angel, and she spoke onto me.
"Bake thou waffle in oven with thy chunk of real butter."
Alas my soul was filled with happiness as I was given peace.


If I had to graph the tastiness factor, it would be asymptotic.

Amazing what you find when your toaster is broken. I miss my soldering gun *sigh*

This post has been edited by Annomander: Mar 5 2010, 01:23

All toasters should have a little mechanism that allows them to stay on without popping up. SO MANY ACTIVITIES!!

Stray Toasters is a great comic book.

Why is it that the best sips of a soda are the first few just after you open it and the very last ones?

Because you like men.

Not because I touch myself at night?