[X] My Assistant

2010-07-26 08:53 -97 HybridGuardian 27741 Worthless fucks like yourself should die.

Someone's pining for an internet high five.

Later that day...

2010-07-26 15:04 +2260 Cyriel

Scabooger: A scab that's also a booger.

bring out a chainsaw and cut everything, and don't forget cake, you might get hungry once your
done

See, that's part of the problem. I don't want to cut everything, understand? Then it would end up being an obvious guro reference. Besides, it would look weird if I shaved my crotch considering I'm hairy virtually everywhere else. Must be that Italian ancestry.

You know, there's a saying that says truth is stranger than fiction. Well, that's a load of horse shit. Truth is only stranger than fiction when the accepted truth is actually just rumors and speculation. Your minds all easily jumped to more dramatic conclusions than the truth, as I knew would be the case.

That said, I guess we can lay the rumors to rest. Then you can decide if you really want to see it. Well, my genitals are honestly pretty normal. I am a grower, assuming that's the right term. It's sadly undersized flaccid, but roughly average when erect. On rare occasions, it'll swell up a lot more. Think of it as "hulking out," except turning purple rather than green. Oh, and uncircumcised. The balls are wholly uninteresting, so I won't even bother describing them. That's about it.

[. . .] it would look weird if I shaved my crotch considering I'm hairy virtually everywhere else.

I hear that.

As long as you shave those hairy palms, no one will know what you've been doing.

I don't shave it all off, I just clean up the edges of it. I still have hair, but not a jungle.

Same here.
@413; Come on already, the fucked up shit that's beenn posted on this forum'll make you look like a god!
Do it. I may even fap to it. And for gods sake, have an erection, will 'ya?

Its a double rainbow all the way!!

Man, I can't wait for the DVDs of Adventure Time.

Adventure Time is pretty neat.

It is filled with turtle meat.

You know, sometimes I wish you could neg Bunbun when he does something retarded.

Sometimes, you just gotta pick your nose. You can blow all you want, but the good ol' finger is what does the trick.

You know, sometimes I wish you could neg Bunbun when he does something retarded.

You can. He doesn't have Soul Barrier.

You can. He doesn't have Soul Barrier.

I still don't have enough power to justify the truly epic way he fucks up. Anyway, I think I'm still on that 1% neg power list.

You know, sometimes I wish I could neg people.

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I wish I could neg people too.

You're just too nice.

I'm a 1%er as well.

I'm not. Yet.

You're just too nice.

Deep down, I believe I'm afraid of retaliation.

On the surface, I just don't hate anybody that much.

Only person I might have negged was Hybrid, but only because he negged me first, but in the end I decided to let go of all that "I hate Hybrid" stuff and returned to him all the Karma he'd given me and left it at that.

With the karma system in it's current state, retaliation isn't an issue. Even before the imbue ratio restriction was added.