[X] My Assistant

Once you pop your cherry it hits home how exaggerated porn is.

This is why you should never have sex.

Ughhh... does thatguy (literally, his user name is thatguy) ever listen? I told him to use better punctuation and grammar, and separate his paragraph when adding to my story, and deleted some of his chapters because he went to wild with his fucking plot (seriously, unbirthing a fucking truck, several cars, and an airplane. The fuck?).

He hasn't gone wild with his last chapters, the grammar is still terrible, he doesn't separate paragraphs, and they lack content. So the other day I modified, edit, and added content to his last three chapters. I described the three new characters he had only given names too, and gave them personalities. Then I warned him again about posting a block of text, and gave him some advice on when to space the paragraphs. So yesterday, he fucking does the same shit again. This time, he even posted a positive outcome in a negative outcome pathway. So I modified his chapter yet again, and changed the ending so the twins don't escape the womb. What a friggin' pain. Gave it a better title too, "Reunited In-Utero".

This post has been edited by BradRepko: Jul 18 2010, 13:42

[...] unbirthing a fucking truck, several cars, and an airplane.

Are you saying bigger isn't always better?

Since I took my wife home today after she spent several days in the hospital, I've been wondering why I live in a country with a messed-up healthcare system that makes me sweat bullets about bullshit like pre-existing conditions.

Are you saying bigger isn't always better?

In the premise of the story there are these things called vore licenses, and you aren't allowed to vore other licensed vores (usually). However, the character was unbirthing (and absorbing) so many things indiscriminately there was going to be hundreds of licensed vores that got absorbed. That would make the girl, by that worlds standards, a serial murderer and she'd be put to death by lethal digestion. Of course, when she tried unbirthing some of these things, it would have been out in the open, the police would have been called, and she'd have been stopped.

[www.beast-dating.com] http://www.beast-dating.com/

must have animal:

• Dog
• Horse / Pony
• Other

You know, if Michael Jackson had gone to jail for sucking that boy's dick, he might still be alive today. It's kinda funny when you think about it.

This place be a treasure trove of secrets.

(IMG:[clue-1.com] http://clue-1.com/secret.gif)

Toph is the best character in Avatar. <3

Because it sounds like tough and you need to be tough to see things with your sonar mouth vision.

This is why you should never have sex.

Until Marriage that is (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)

I practiced micro shot with this:
Random House Spider Eggs
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I may have overstepped my boundaries recently. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

Now when has that stopped anyone here before? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

It wasn't here where I did it.

I need to make a decision. Either I need to cut down on my porno time, or get seriously dedicated to the point that it becomes a profession. One way or the other, I'm going to have more "me" time.

(And real "me" time, too. Not like the retarded fake "me" time the people in that McDonald's frappe commercial are talking about. Really, how the fuck do you not know what "me" time means?)

I think I braked my E-Peen.

What's up with that Tralphalphaz6476 guy?

What's up with that Tralphalphaz6476 guy?

srs bsns on a cartoon porn board

Either I need to cut down on my porno time, or get seriously dedicated to the point that it becomes a profession.

Thinking of shooting a porno, 4:13? Make sure you share it with us.