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What makes cowpies so special/shit ?

I, too, have been wondering about that.

I'm curious as to why the fuck it matters so much.

Diarrhea?

But, sure, do it and get banned, either way, something good will come of it.

Fixed that for ya.

Jesus fucking Christ. I wish my uncle would shout out a warning before ambling naked out of the bathroom. That giant ass is going to give me nightmares for a week. *vomits*

This post has been edited by BradRepko: Jul 15 2010, 02:34

Jesus fucking Christ. I wish my uncle would shout out a warning before ambling naked out of the bathroom. That giant ass is going to give me nightmares for a week. *vomits*

two full moons?! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

For I have lived my life to the full
I have no regrets
But I wish I could talk to my family
To tell them one last goodbye
The final frontier, the final frontier...

Were Cakes Lies

I'd like to see a werecake.

This post has been edited by BradRepko: Jul 17 2010, 04:45

Thoughts are like YouTube links. Often meaningless.

Now go to this YouTube link.

Thoughts are like YouTube links. Often meaningless.

Now go to this YouTube link.

I can promise that one is worth your time, though.

This place is dead at the weekend.

Maybe, deep down... all of us are dead inside.

Maybe, deep down... all of us are dead inside.

Or undead.

I will probably die having never known the touch of a woman.

...Unless you count hugs and making out, I guess.

I will probably die having never known the touch of a woman.

...Unless you count hugs and making out, I guess.

What are you talking about? You still have hookers. (If you have money)

dinner is giving me gas, big problem...... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

I will probably die having never known the touch of a woman.

...Unless you count hugs and making out, I guess.

You're not missing out on too much, really. Once you pop your cherry it hits home how exaggerated porn is. You know it's OTT as a virgin, but once you've done it, it just seems retarded.

(If you have money)

And there's the problem with that plan.

You're not missing out on too much, really. Once you pop your cherry it hits home how exaggerated porn is. You know it's OTT as a virgin, but once you've done it, it just seems retarded.

You may be right, but somehow I doubt having sex for the first time would change my psyche that much. Maybe my libido will cut back a little, but I'm still going to think about girls a lot.

You're not missing out on too much, really. Once you pop your cherry it hits home how exaggerated porn is. You know it's OTT as a virgin, but once you've done it, it just seems retarded.

I had a friend who didn't sex until he got 22 years, not really the handsome type, but once he got the first time, he just fuck the damn girl every single night for 3 months like it was the last time he would.

This post has been edited by cmdct: Jul 18 2010, 03:12

My libido remained unchanged after i started having sex. Even if i've had sex the same day, sometimes i still knuckle another one out. My libido is only ever affected if illness or overtiredness have consumed me. But even then, the spirit is willing, it's only the flesh that's weak.