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Your evolution!

You all should know I'm getting close to mastering my understanding of the fourth dimension.

I've learned much, but I still cannot call myself D.D.D.D. just yet; I've much more evidence to uncover.

While my clarity regarding relativity is still a matter of intuition, for now, I may shortly grasp time's subjective paradoxes for real and relay my thesis of them back to myself through time, so that they may become more evident than mere theory.

Who else would like a taste? Who would like to be thoroughly rattled and have their lives magnificently turned upside-down and convoluted, folding inward upon itself, as mine has, allowing them to know themselves throughout all time and space?

Meh, I'm game. Relativity and its effect on causality is an interesting subject.
For example: In theory a black hole violates the speed of light by pulling in an object with more force than light can escape. With that in mind, a body falling into said black hole would be accelerated into FTL travel.
In that case, it would violate Einstein's theory of relativity, and said body would/should end up moving BACK to before it fell into the black hole. Though, if they were facing outward at the time, only after seeing the entire life of the universe from that moment on.
Then again, Einstein thought he was wrong anyway. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

This post has been edited by areth: Jul 4 2010, 10:41

You're moving on to the fourth dimension already? Man, I still haven't even mastered slowing down time yet...

Slowing down time isn't important when you can jump forward and then relay what needs to be done back in time, without actually going back physically. You just have to be able to contact your mind in the present from the future to have all the thoughts you'd never have time to think of, already, because you already thought of them in the future. Screw time compression.

Let's return those bitter days, Can you open it? Your dreams are locked inside Pandora's box.

Haha! Jay Leno's ratings have tanked since taking back the Tonight Show.

Slowing down time isn't important when you can jump forward and then relay what needs to be done back in time, without actually going back physically. You just have to be able to contact your mind in the present from the future to have all the thoughts you'd never have time to think of, already, because you already thought of them in the future. Screw time compression.

The logistics of that still mess me up. I mean, if I don't already know future stuff, does that mean I never will? Because if I knew how to send info back into my own mind from any point in the future, I'd be able to relay info back to this exact moment and understand this stuff. Since I don't, does that mean I never will?

Then there's the whole paradox thing. I mean, if you relay information to your present mind from the future, then by the time the future comes you'll have already known that stuff. So, you don't need to learn it because you already knew. But if you never learned it in the first place, how did you relay that info to yourself? See, it's times like these I wish I was smarter. Or wiser.

There are people who just have the aptitude to understand this paradoxical shit—maybe, like, 4% of the population. To them, it's like their ABC's. It's a weird way of thinking outside the box to imagine your origin lying in the future, but it's not even doing it justice to just call it a simple paradox. Peons shouldn't feel too bad about not getting it. Even I sorta doubt my logic, but there's an unshakable feeling of certainty sometimes that also makes me ponder through it all again. There are too many coincidences for me to just assume I'm not making them come about to let myself in on something. And this feeling isn't a paranoid logistic, but an inexplicably wondrous one.

That fart smelled like Sea World.

However, my opinion means about as much as the first lady's approval ratings.

There's a word for people who vote for a president based on how much they like his wife: Idiot! Seriously, people like that shouldn't be allowed to vote. There are felons who could make better choices then those guys, yet they don't get to vote.

By the way, whose the fucking asshole who decided felons don't have a right to vote. They served their time, they payed their dues, and they should have the right to cast a vote on the governing officials who make decisions that affect their lives. Not letting them vote once they are out of prison and off of parole is oppression.

This post has been edited by BradRepko: Jul 5 2010, 09:45

By the way, whose the fucking asshole who decided felons don't have a right to vote. They served their time, they payed their dues, and they should have the right to cast a vote on the governing officials who make decisions that affect their lives. Not letting them vote once they are out of prison and off of parole is oppression.

That would be the south, if I recall correctly. In an effort to repress blacks, again IIRC. As for whether it is right or wrong... Personally I agree with you. By the same token though, I don't know that multi-repeat offenders should be afforded that right...
But still, if someone goes in, does there time, gets out and doesn't break anymore laws... In that case I absolutely agree with you.

I wonder how fast a gallery of Jack Chick tracts would get expunged.

I wonder how fast a gallery of Jack Chick tracts would get expunged.

There's only one way to find out.

You are ultimately correct.

Added to DNP: Lusttoons

That DNP list is getting quite long.

That DNP list is getting quite long.

And there is nothing good on it.

And there is nothing good on it.

I don't know, I like KTC mangas myself...

And there is nothing good on it.

I kind of like Freehope and Aye Papi.

You can't miss something you never saw.