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Ever have one of those moments where you say something completely innocent and then afterwards, you realize someone out there will construe it as racist and you find yourself rushing to change it because you just know you'll get suspended for it.

Wikipedia is uncharacteristically coy on the subject of the male lovers of Zeus.

Hêbê was then replaced by Ganymede, the handsome Prince and mortal hero. Ganymede was the son of Tros of Dardania and became the eromenos of Zeus after Zeus fell in love with him and took him away from his father. This position was in high demand in which only the deserving boys would get, much like the position of cup bearer. They were expected to be ruled by the principles of self-mastery and self-restraint. In Plato's Symposium, eromenoi are described as the "best" boys. According to the Iliad, Zeus sent Hermes to reassure Tros that Ganymede was now immortal and would be the cup-bearer for the gods, “a position of much distinction.”.

The word erômenos, or "beloved," is the masculine form of the present passive participle from ero (plural eromenoi), viewed by Dover as the passive or subordinate partner. An erômenos can also be called pais, "child."[18] The pais was regarded as a future citizen, not an "inferior object of sexual gratification," and was portrayed with respect in art.[19] The word can be understood as an endearment such as a parent might use, found also in the poetry of Sappho[20] and a designation of only relative age. Both art and other literary references show that the erômenos was at least a teen, with modern age estimates ranging from 13 to 20, or in some cases up to 30. Most evidence indicates that to be an eligible erômenos, a youth would be of an age when an aristocrat began his formal military training,[21] that is, from fifteen to seventeen.[22] As an indication of physical maturity, the erômenos was sometimes as tall as or taller than the older erastês, and may have his first facial hair.[23] Another word used by the Greeks for the younger partner was paidika, a neuter plural adjective ("things having to do with children") treated syntactically as masculine singular.[24]

This post has been edited by BlorgAlmighty: Jun 21 2010, 03:41

I meant that it doesn't list them.

[en.wikipedia.org] Blorg is Irish, and loves to cycle.

What the cock.

I only use Blorg for hentai sites, though, so that's not me.

I've also seen a Bl0rg on Team Fortress 2. It was amusing, to say in the least.

This post has been edited by BlorgAlmighty: Jun 21 2010, 03:49

There is a point in the Bible where it can be construed that Jesus had gay sex. Check your Bibles people, Jesus laid with another man.

There is a point in the Bible where it can be construed that Jesus had gay sex. Check your Bibles people, Jesus laid with another man.

It can't beat Ezekiel 23:20.

[www.biblegateway.com] That has nothing to do with gayness.

[www.biblegateway.com] Scat.

[www.biblegateway.com] Incest Guro ?

[www.biblegateway.com] Incest Guro ?

Tom Cruise ate the placenta.

It can't beat Ezekiel 23:20.

The whole chapter is a biblical sex story.

Neither left she her whoredoms brought from Egypt: for in her youth they lay with her, and they bruised the breasts of her virginity, and poured their whoredom upon her.

Tom Cruise ate the placenta.

"After childbirth, the placenta has done its job, and now it can give even more joy and pleasure to the world - on our plates. Let's heat up the barbecue."

This post has been edited by 3d0xp0xy: Jun 21 2010, 04:56

They had hath back in those days, too.

I love my new avatar. Kitteh~ <3

They call me bad company, and I can't deny.
Bad company, 'til the day I die.

They call me bad company, and I can't deny.
Bad company, 'til the day I die.

No, you seem more of a "Cult of Personality" kind of guy.

Cult of personality... I like that.

Some people are paying way too much for Hath.

Yeah, and the price won't ever go down now (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

Does anybody remember which was the thread where I asked who's the character in Cm's (sig)?

Does anybody remember which was the thread where I asked who's the character in Cm's (sig)?

No, but I can tell you it's Belldandy from Ah! My Goddess.

Oh that's right. I need a new ani\manga now that I've finished one anime and Durarara and Angel Beats! both coming to an end next week.

I wonder how decent of an electrical engineer Marvin is. Seems his work is always backfiring, but I had an idea that may require his expertise...

Hence the query into his credibility.

If one were to masturbate twelve times a day, the quality of one's work might suffer as a result, but it wouldn't necessarily imply a lack of expertise.