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yeah, I'm feelin' fine...
you know, and Jesus walks up to me, and he says "Mojo",
"Mojo, I'm gonna take you to someplace you need to be", and I say, uh,
I say "Take me, Jesus", and Jesus took me..
and there we were.
I looked around - I looked around and all I saw was
couches.
Everywhere I looked, I saw couches;
(not the kind you wanna sit on, but the kind you wanna..
the kind you wanna.. SLEEP on, you know)
And there was like, these bonfires, with big cauldrons on top of 'em,
with generic, yellow-label Top Ramen, just boiling away
buh-buh-buh-boiling awaywayway
and it was just going everywhere,
and the TREES had these kind of BEER TAPS on 'em,
and out of 'em was comin' this strange mixture of
FOOD BARN GIN
an'
MOUNTAIN DEW
an' I said "I lovelovelovelovelove you",
aw, yeah, I was feelin' so fine, so fine,
I was about to go out' my mind,
I saw the entire Robert Johnson John Lee Hooker Muddy Waters record collection stretched before me
an' a brand new stereo, I got a thousand watts o' power,
I got a new car, it's got second gear, and I'm, I'm feelin'
FINE
I ain't gotta work at no day job no more, cuz
that's not my wife, that's not my life,
ow, CUT IT OUT WITH THE KNIFE!
So I asked Jesus, "Man, like, where am I?"
Jesus kinda, scratched his chin, and, uh,
(he hadn't shaved in a while)
and he, said, uh, "Mojo?"
"Mojo?"
I said, "Am I at the Big Rock Candy Mountain?"
He said "Nooooo...."
I said, "Am I in Paradise?"
He said "Nooooooooo...."
I said, "Is this like, the upstairs, you know, Heaven?"
He said "Noooooooooooo...."
Jesus looked up at the sky,
and there was this big white thing,
kinda lines goin' across it,
and the hair on the back of my neck stood up,
an' Jesus said "I feel fine, 'cuz..."
"'cuz..."
"'CUZ I'M DOWN!"
"'BY THE POWUH LINES!"
"That's why I feel so fiiiiiiiiiiiiine"
"that's why I'm blowing my mind!"
"I said I'm Down, downdowndown, by the POWUH LIlilililines!"
I feel so feel so feel so feel so
DOWN by the power lines, I feel feel feel so fine, ain't that right, Skid? Aw, yeah!
I said I'm down, by the power liiiines!
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Grumpy Grumpies Grumping, No, fuck you
Apr 23 2010, 21:10
