Happy Holidays Dudes...and Dudettes? Is that even a word? Oh well...
It's that time of year again, time for that good Ol' Yuletide Dinner Party. I ain't talkin' that Martha Stewart stuff. Nah, it's all about that epic liquid diet. 12-24 hours of legendary alcohol usage. I'm talking hardcore generosity with the Holiday Spirits.
Livers will be pickled or else you ain't doin' right. Don't serve the cheap crap either; you have a reputation to protect. We have the Internet and social media now, it's a lot easier to get the good stuff. So grab those wallets and splurge, you cheap bastards.
As the host, you have to ALWAYS BE RESTED. You don't get to drink.
You'll be the one rolling all the sleeping drunks.
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