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Jul 28 2018, 20:40
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Noni
Group: Catgirl Camarilla
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[Sinterklaas Poetry Event]CODE So, Sint took upon him the difficult task Of writing a poem, while wearing face mask He took a cool corona fresh from the fridge and then started writing, on the steamship's bridge
So many good kids on the forum this year Everyone deserves a poem, but that is just sheer Impossible - so Sint though: "All right, A poem 'bout the mod team, that's what I'll write"
Poor Lestion got the short straw this year on the list of HV forum mods his name did appear Apparently Scremaz and Noni couldn't handle the chore of pinning some auctions, once a week, no more
The smart cat already ruled HVMarket and discord and now has the power as well on this board Knows everything 'bout prices and game mechanics Sint looks forward to more of Lestions antics
This year, dear Scremaz shared some great news He kicked a habit more destructive than booze Which addiction had kept him so strictly indoors? He finally stopped fighting in the cunt wars! Scremaz, just dancing around in the game Returned to hunt MILFS like old days the same A teacher to many - including Lest' and Noni Sint hopes he'll find love, in 2d and 3d
A whole community, trying to please, Not a thing that's simply done with ease So when Noni fucks up, and he does that a lot There's always still Varst - the true big shot
Varst is not seen on the forums too often But make no mistake, Varst's not in a coffin On discord they found him, quite to their surprise And now the juniors keep pestering him for advise
Sint wishes everyone fun in grinding And the best of luck in finally finding Their PHOH, PDWD, PERS, or whatever In hentaiverse - still the best game ever.
The Sint [[b][RESULTS]][/b] First prize: QUOTE(Pretty anon @ Nov 6 2020, 14:02) CODE Sint, Piet and Noni were thinking just now, how to give credits while making us go "Wow!" So then came the idea of poems in the thread, but must be respectul or the post is just dead.
You guys always quiet with the moderation, until auction drama requires for your action. So heed the words of the pretty no name, to take it easy as it's just a game.
Come Scremaz with the gif of those melon goods, just hope it's a woman and not some manboobs. And Lestion stop buying and leave us some hath, instead keep testing and bring us some math.
Learn from global Varst who behaves very well, even though he doesn't have really much to tell. And Noni reads poems that could not be the best, but they might be enough to just pass the test.
Credits, GP, hath, pony riddles and more, Snowflake won't provide them if HV we ignore. So Sint gifts you this poem and supports your backs, and hopes for the MM with the credits he lacks.
-Sinterklaas & de Pieten
Second prize QUOTE(lestion @ Nov 24 2020, 10:15) CODE In the quiet halls of HentaiVerse At the table's head, Noni rose He gathered the newbies Though they'd come for the boobies And requested from them their best prose
The plan was laughs and hoots and jokes and we got a few in time, But the players stayed quiet In absence of a riot, Lestion penned his best quality rhyme.
He struggled to find a rhyme for Scremaz So he didn't, but perhaps for another He thought of his senior varst, Whose powers, wisdom and memories are vast, And watches us like (a) Big Brother.
There's little space in a poem to dedicate to the cat's friends, both new and old, Shank, firew and Genie, Ming, zhenter and yami, We hope in time Drk returns to the fold.
And since we're talking about friends, or mods, there's one that I know It was a pleasure to meet him so I want to finish my poem with a tribute to Maximum_Joe.
Third prize: QUOTE(chjj30 @ Dec 4 2020, 15:32) CODE I’ve forgotten in which Day, But I’m sure it’s not in May, I meet Brew, Brew, the sweet, lucky Donkey.
We don’t stay together all the Day, But we want to play, Every Time we meet each other, We stay together to play HV.
HV is not an easy Game, I become Mage but Brew keeps Melee. We do find some Equipments, But which one to choose?
HV has all kinds Equipments, Just looks like a Quiz. Our Brains buzz buzz, Until we can see Scremaz.
Scremaz is a dancing Polar Bear, But we don’t need to take care, He is not dangerous at all, Just tasty like Beer.
He teaches us, which one to choose, He guides us, how to use, His Kindness and Patience, Are infinite like a golden Goose.
I’ve AFKed for two Years, Now I’m back before Christmas. It snows, but I feel myself warm here, Not only because of Brewdonkey and Scremaz,
But also because of you! Each of you! You kindly and lovely HV Players, You’re shining like Moring Dew.
Fourth place: QUOTE(BlueWaterSplash @ Nov 17 2020, 07:30) CODE sint and santa begin to fight argue over whose price is right using the power of the pope sint whoops santa and ends his hope
a feline kills and leaves to rot wisdom it got no fool it not evil rules with disdainful scoff beware it will bite your head off
a sleepy girl wakes up in bed terrified of eating fish head dripping foul juice that is putrid a fruit makes this nasty liquid
a flat chested girl with short hair jumps around sticking arms in air fight monsters naked like a fool get thrown into the swimming pool
by Scremaz :ph34r:
Fifth place: QUOTE(auev @ Nov 8 2020, 05:40) CODE DJNoni gives a nice treat, To all players who have been sweet.
Varst often gets C and needs a rest, but he always does his very best.
Scremaz comes to our house, Players will keep kicking by their mouse.
Lestion thinks of what they like to do, and things that make us happy too.
DJNoni really sees and hears it all, He checks on players both big and small.
Sinterklaas poem with long history, and hentai event with creativity
After Varst has had a look, Sint with C write in book.
One prize just had to be a book, the other needs a little hook.
When Lestion will read our name, There better be no blame or shame!
The Sint ---------------------------------------------------
Honorable mention, 2nd best entry of Pretty anon: QUOTE(Pretty anon @ Nov 24 2020, 09:46) CODE BlueWaterSplash you must not fret, for the deadline is still not here yet. Look at the banner threads for a slow contest, and you'll notice they're few however the best.
I noticed this contest via the event tag, on a week I won at auctions may I also brag. However it's lacking a deadline in title so more people try, or maybe they're shy and think they're just small fry.
Then again there's some decent credits on the line, so I better shut up so they end up being mine. Forgive my intrusion as I was just looking around, for those strong goodies that aren't in town.
Maybe add an advert on the poor players club thread, to at least make it likely it ends up being read. In any case there's still time to submit those poems, so let's wait a bit before we can think about problems.
Or make the title lively with some cute-bright icons, so everyone gets drawn as if they were wet nylons. Take lessons from Ming or morineko about those, or just post a female Sinterklaas with lewd pantyhose. Why was this posted you might ask curiously, I'm just sitting here waiting very anxiously, for the Random Encounter's timer to expire, but hopefully this post more entries inspire.
This post has been edited by Noni: Jan 7 2021, 10:16
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Jul 30 2018, 07:20
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Noni
Group: Catgirl Camarilla
Posts: 12,157
Joined: 19-February 16
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Fixed Price IW Service (see rules below) Fast, not cheap. And safe - I use HV Utils script, so there is no chance of accidental salvage or sell. Pen5+Spel4 = 5.5m for Legendary, 6m for peerless Jug5 = 1.5m for Legendary, 1.6m for peerless Fixed price. No additional costs. See rules at the bottom of this post. [Free for under level 200 players]Health Draught free, 100 per week for <lv200 players. Post in this thread. Mana Draught free, 100 per week for <lv200 players. Post in this thread. Mana Elixir FREE - 1 per player for <lv200 players Rules for fixed price IW service: - IW can take a long time, for a staff it is not unusual to take 250-300 amnesias to get it right. More is possible. I play a lot. But even at my play speed, 300 amnesias will take close to two weeks. Don't panic!
- If you want to change the desired potencies during IW service, you can, but you will have to pay all amnesias up to that point additionally to the fixed price.
- If you want to stop the service during IW service, you can, but you have to pay all a amnesias up to that point plus 10% administration fee.
- I reserve the right to cancel the assignment at any time because of RL issues. In this case, you will get full refund of any credits paid upfront plus the item back, reforged (IW 0).
[Valuables]none at the moment [Cloth Armor][Fenrir](493) [142114631] Legendary Onyx Phase Cap of Fenrir @ 250k [the Elementalist](491) [141271597] Legendary Amber Cotton Robe of the Elementalist @ 50k [the Heaven-sent][201552324] Legendary Ruby Cotton Robe of the Heaven-sent (500) @ 100k [the Demon-fiend](500) [162237311] Legendary Amber Cotton Gloves of the Demon-fiend @ 50k (470) [129225772] Legendary Jade Cotton Shoes of the Demon-fiend @ 50k [Heimdall]SOLD [179465410] Legendary Amber Phase Robe of Heimdall (500)[150026976] Magnificent Charged Phase Robe of Heimdall (500) @ 100k [140586951] Magnificent Radiant Phase Pants of Heimdall (490) @ 100k [178133185] Legendary Onyx Phase Shoes of Heimdall (500) @ 50k [246431806] Legendary Ruby Phase Pants of Heimdall (Lv.500) @ 50k [Melee][201064152] Legendary Savage Shade Helmet of Negation (500) @ 50k ADB 96% SOLD Legendary Arctic Rapier of Slaughter lv 500, ADB 33%, Parry 84%, Str 96%, Dex 39%, Agi 41% 50k Legendary Zircon Power Gauntlets of Protection lv 500, ADB 88%, Str 21%, Dex 84%, End 30%, Pmit 80%, Mmit 13%, Phy CC 0%, Phy CD 31%, Crus 27%, Slas 1%, Pier 52%, Burden 35%, Interf 30% 50k Legendary Cobalt Power Gauntlets of Protection lv 500, ADB 81%, Str 25%, Dex 66%, End 45%, Pmit 20%, Mmit 73%, Phy CC 52%, Phy CD 31%, Crus 98%, Slas 84%, Pier 29%, Burden 15%, Interf 60% 50k Legendary Ruby Force Shield of Deflection lv 500, Dex End Agi, BLK 39%, Pmit 93%, Mmit 32%, Dex 83%, End 39%, Agi 63%, Pier 69% [One-handed Weapon][Rapier][SOLD] Legendary Shocking Rapier of Slaughter (500) [210047653] Legendary Hallowed Rapier of the Battlecaster (500) @ 40k [117999577] Magnificent Ethereal Rapier of Slaughter (439) @ 30k [126927752] Magnificent Shocking Rapier of Slaughter (466) @ 25k [122698335] Magnificent Hallowed Rapier of Slaughter (455) @ 25k [181562672] Legendary Ethereal Rapier of Balance (500) @ 25k [175818697] Legendary Fiery Rapier of Balance (500) @ 40k [167647648] Legendary Fiery Rapier of the Nimble (500) @ 30k [118515773] Legendary Shocking Rapier of the Nimble (441) @ 40k [141895713] Legendary Ethereal Rapier of the Battlecaster (493) SOLD [197148361] Legendary Ethereal Rapier of the Vampire (500) @ 20k [Club][193752536] Legendary Hallowed Club of the Battlecaster (500) @ 40k [199752351] Legendary Ethereal Club of Balance (500) @ 40k [118899151] Legendary Shocking Club of the Nimble (442) @ 20k [127286911] Legendary Hallowed Club of the Banshee (466) @ 40k [210659662] Legendary Tempestuous Club of the Nimble (500) @ 20k [Axe][204286066] Legendary Ethereal Axe of Slaughter (500) @ 40k [201003736] Legendary Hallowed Axe of Slaughter (500) @ 30k [204031707] Legendary Demonic Axe of Slaughter (500) @ 30k [Wakizashi][123294100] Legendary Tempestuous Wakizashi of Slaughter (457) @ 30k [137729805] Legendary Shocking Wakizashi of Balance (486) @ 30k [122552728] Legendary Hallowed Wakizashi of Balance (455) @ 30k [147151713] Legendary Fiery Wakizashi of the Nimble (500) @ 30k [203533135] Legendary Arctic Wakizashi of the Nimble (500) @ 40k [Shortsword][118242363] Legendary Arctic Shortsword of Slaughter (440) @ 50k [174833813] Legendary Tempestuous Shortsword of Slaughter (500) @ 50k [Staff]none atm [Materials]000 x High-Grade Wood @ 5k 000 x Crystallized Phazon @ 205k053 x Shade Fragment @ 5.5k 006 x Repurposed Actuator @ 53k 004 x Defense Matrix Modulator @ 5k [Bindings]0000 x Binding of Slaughter @ 95k 000 x Binding of the Barrier @ 1.8k 000 x Binding of the Ox @ 7k 000 x Binding of the Raccoon @ 7.5k 000 x Binding of the Turtle @ 3.2k 186 x Binding of the Fire-eater @ 100 136 x Binding of the Frost-born @ 100 216 x Binding of the Thunder-child @ 100 182 x Binding of the Wind-waker @ 100 181 x Binding of the Spirit-ward @ 100 [Figurines]00 x Twilight Sparkle Figurine @ 22k00 x Rainbow Dash Figurine @ 22k00 x Applejack Figurine @ 22k00 x Fluttershy Figurine @ 22k00 x Pinkie Pie Figurine @ 22k00 x Rarity Figurine @ 22k00 x Trixie Figurine @ 22k00 x Princess Celestia Figurine @ 22k00 x Princess Luna Figurine @ 22k00 x Apple Bloom Figurine @ 22k00 x Scootaloo Figurine @ 22k00 x Sweetie Belle Figurine @ 22k00 x Big Macintosh Figurine @ 22k00 x Spitfire Figurine @ 22k00 x Derpy Hooves Figurine @ 22k00 x Lyra Heartstrings Figurine @ 22k01 x Octavia Figurine @ 22k 00 x Zecora Figurine @ 22k00 x Cheerilee Figurine @ 22k00 x Vinyl Scratch Figurine @ 22k00 x Daring Do Figurine @ 22k01 x Doctor Whooves Figurine @ 22k 01 x Berry Punch Figurine @ 22k 00 x Bon-Bon Figurine @ 22k00 x Fluffle Puff Figurine @ 22k00 x Angel Bunny Figurine @ 22k00 x Gummy Figurine @ 22k[Consumables]0 x Energy Drink @ 100k Health Draught @ 1.5c (25000) Mana Draught @ 6c (25000) or This post has been edited by DJNoni: Nov 7 2020, 17:03
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Jul 31 2018, 17:15
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Noni
Group: Catgirl Camarilla
Posts: 12,157
Joined: 19-February 16
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Sinterklaas is an old Dutch tradition on December 5th- It's like Christmas for small kids, but then on December 5th, eve of Saint Nicolas day. And no tree. Nor reindeer.
- For kids & adults who don't believe in The Sint anymore, Sinterklaas eve is spent by giving each other gifts, accompanied with a humorous poem about the one who receives the gift.
- Wiki: [simple.wikipedia.org] https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinterklaas
The way to enter the competition- If you want to compete, post a Sinterklaas poem about at least one of the HV mod team (Varst, Scremaz, Lestion or me). Other members may also be included in the poem, but it must feature at least one of the HV mod team.
- Entries must be posted in this thread before December 5th starts
- you may enter as many poems as you want, but only your best one will count for the top-list
- These poems are usually signed by 'Sint', but this is not a strict requirement
Important rule: Funny, not mean. Funny, not offensive. Funny, not low-balling. - If your poem breaks the important rule directly above this line, it will be deleted and will not be taken into account for the prizes.
- Of course, the normal forum rules apply as well
Criteria for winning- Must be funny (to the opinion of the judge)
- It must rhyme (or at least roughly)
- It is about one or more members of the HV Mod Team, in jest.
- It's funny, but respectful (i.e. 'roast', or 'joshing' or 'taking the Mickey').
- There is only one judge: DJNoni
- If no poems are entered that fulfill the criteria, the prizes will not be given away.
- if too few poems are entered that fulfill the criteria, only the top prizes will be given away.
Prizes 1st place - 2 million credits2nd place - 1 million credits 3rd place - 500k credits 4th-10th place - 100k credits This post has been edited by DJNoni: Dec 5 2020, 09:05
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Aug 1 2018, 02:40
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PonyPriest
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WTB Legendary Hallowed Rapier of Slaughter CoD plz
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Aug 3 2018, 08:15
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Noni
Group: Catgirl Camarilla
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Someone, somewere must be interested in a Radiant Heimdall...
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Aug 4 2018, 03:31
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aleden
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Hey DJNoni, can you CoD me 2,000 Mana Draughts? Thank you! (Figured a free bump would help you sell that Radiant Heimdall faster (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) Good Luck!)
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Aug 4 2018, 22:05
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iPhone12
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10000 x Health Draught
COD please.
Thank you.
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Aug 6 2018, 13:12
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Noni
Group: Catgirl Camarilla
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QUOTE(FastFox @ Aug 4 2018, 22:05) 10000 x Health Draught
COD please.
Thank you.
sent. Sorry for the delay, I've been busy elsewhere... Man, this shop thing isn't that easy
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Aug 8 2018, 07:36
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Noni
Group: Catgirl Camarilla
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Joined: 19-February 16
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The legendary radiant phase robe of heimdall is still up for sale. (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) How many of those are there? This is a rare item.
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Aug 8 2018, 07:58
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cornandbeans
Group: Gold Star Club
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QUOTE(DJNoni @ Aug 8 2018, 05:36) The legendary radiant phase robe of heimdall is still up for sale. (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) How many of those are there? This is a rare item. Please cod it thanks
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Aug 12 2018, 07:52
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Noni
Group: Catgirl Camarilla
Posts: 12,157
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fixed some spelling issues... probably not all
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Aug 12 2018, 14:29
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Pr1de
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Free Health/Mana please
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Aug 18 2018, 17:10
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RF951753888
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I need some free health /mana draught, thank you
This post has been edited by RF951753888: Aug 18 2018, 17:11
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Sep 16 2018, 11:01
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Noni
Group: Catgirl Camarilla
Posts: 12,157
Joined: 19-February 16
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bump
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Sep 19 2018, 08:50
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Noni
Group: Catgirl Camarilla
Posts: 12,157
Joined: 19-February 16
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QUOTE(_HawkEye_ @ Sep 17 2018, 09:46) May I get 100 Health Draught 100 Mana Health Draught free for <lv200 players (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) free, indeed!
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Sep 21 2018, 19:56
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PreMiereTricks
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May I have the free 100*(health+mana) draughts? thanks very much!
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Sep 26 2018, 07:28
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Noni
Group: Catgirl Camarilla
Posts: 12,157
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Added some rules for IW services - applicable for all new requsest after this moment.
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