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post Jul 28 2018, 20:40
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[Sinterklaas Poetry Event]
CODE
So, Sint took upon him the difficult task
Of writing a poem, while wearing face mask
He took a cool corona fresh from the fridge
and then started writing, on the steamship's bridge

So many good kids on the forum this year
Everyone deserves a poem, but that is just sheer
Impossible - so Sint though: "All right,
A poem 'bout the mod team, that's what I'll write"

Poor Lestion got the short straw this year
on the list of HV forum mods his name did appear
Apparently Scremaz and Noni couldn't handle the chore
of pinning some auctions, once a week, no more

The smart cat already ruled HVMarket and discord
and now has the power as well on this board
Knows everything 'bout prices and game mechanics
Sint looks forward to more of Lestions antics

This year, dear Scremaz shared some great news
He kicked a habit more destructive than booze
Which addiction had kept him so strictly indoors?
He finally stopped fighting in the cunt wars!

Scremaz, just dancing around in the game
Returned to hunt MILFS like old days the same
A teacher to many - including Lest' and Noni
Sint hopes he'll find love, in 2d and 3d

A whole community, trying to please,
Not a thing that's simply done with ease
So when Noni fucks up, and he does that a lot
There's always still Varst - the true big shot

Varst is not seen on the forums too often
But make no mistake, Varst's not in a coffin
On discord they found him, quite to their surprise
And now the juniors keep pestering him for advise

Sint wishes everyone fun in grinding
And the best of luck in finally finding
Their PHOH, PDWD, PERS, or whatever
In hentaiverse - still the best game ever.

The Sint

[[b][RESULTS]][/b]

First prize:
QUOTE(Pretty anon @ Nov 6 2020, 14:02) *

CODE
Sint, Piet and Noni were thinking just now,
how to give credits while making us go "Wow!"
So then came the idea of poems in the thread,
but must be respectul or the post is just dead.

You guys always quiet with the moderation,
until auction drama requires for your action.
So heed the words of the pretty no name,
to take it easy as it's just a game.

Come Scremaz with the gif of those melon goods,
just hope it's a woman and not some manboobs.
And Lestion stop buying and leave us some hath,
instead keep testing and bring us some math.

Learn from global Varst who behaves very well,
even though he doesn't have really much to tell.
And Noni reads poems that could not be the best,
but they might be enough to just pass the test.

Credits, GP, hath, pony riddles and more,
Snowflake won't provide them if HV we ignore.
So Sint gifts you this poem and supports your backs,
and hopes for the MM with the credits he lacks.

-Sinterklaas & de Pieten




Second prize

QUOTE(lestion @ Nov 24 2020, 10:15) *

CODE

In the quiet halls of HentaiVerse
At the table's head, Noni rose
He gathered the newbies
Though they'd come for the boobies
And requested from them their best prose

The plan was laughs and hoots and jokes
and we got a few in time,
But the players stayed quiet
In absence of a riot,
Lestion penned his best quality rhyme.

He struggled to find a rhyme for Scremaz
So he didn't, but perhaps for another
He thought of his senior varst,
Whose powers, wisdom and memories are vast,
And watches us like (a) Big Brother.

There's little space in a poem to dedicate
to the cat's friends, both new and old,
Shank, firew and Genie,
Ming, zhenter and yami,
We hope in time Drk returns to the fold.

And since we're talking about friends,
or mods, there's one that I know
It was a pleasure to meet him
so I want to finish my poem
with a tribute to Maximum_Joe.


Third prize:
QUOTE(chjj30 @ Dec 4 2020, 15:32) *

CODE
I’ve forgotten in which Day,
But I’m sure it’s not in May,
I meet Brew,
Brew, the sweet, lucky Donkey.

We don’t stay together all the Day,
But we want to play,
Every Time we meet each other,
We stay together to play HV.

HV is not an easy Game,
I become Mage but Brew keeps Melee.
We do find some Equipments,
But which one to choose?

HV has all kinds Equipments,
Just looks like a Quiz.
Our Brains buzz buzz,
Until we can see Scremaz.

Scremaz is a dancing Polar Bear,
But we don’t need to take care,
He is not dangerous at all,
Just tasty like Beer.

He teaches us, which one to choose,
He guides us, how to use,
His Kindness and Patience,
Are infinite like a golden Goose.

I’ve AFKed for two Years,
Now I’m back before Christmas.
It snows, but I feel myself warm here,
Not only because of Brewdonkey and Scremaz,

But also because of you!
Each of you!
You kindly and lovely HV Players,
You’re shining like Moring Dew.



Fourth place:
QUOTE(BlueWaterSplash @ Nov 17 2020, 07:30) *

CODE

sint and santa begin to fight
argue over whose price is right
using the power of the pope
sint whoops santa and ends his hope

a feline kills and leaves to rot
wisdom it got no fool it not
evil rules with disdainful scoff
beware it will bite your head off

a sleepy girl wakes up in bed
terrified of eating fish head
dripping foul juice that is putrid
a fruit makes this nasty liquid

a flat chested girl with short hair
jumps around sticking arms in air
fight monsters naked like a fool
get thrown into the swimming pool

by Scremaz :ph34r:



Fifth place:
QUOTE(auev @ Nov 8 2020, 05:40) *

CODE

DJNoni gives a nice treat,
To all players who have been sweet.

Varst often gets C and needs a rest,
but he always does his very best.

Scremaz comes to our house,
Players will keep kicking by their mouse.

Lestion thinks of what they like to do,
and things that make us happy too.

DJNoni really sees and hears it all,
He checks on players both big and small.

Sinterklaas poem with long history,
and hentai event with creativity

After Varst has had a look,
Sint with C write in book.

One prize just had to be a book,
the other needs a little hook.

When Lestion will read our name,
There better be no blame or shame!

The Sint
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Honorable mention, 2nd best entry of Pretty anon:
QUOTE(Pretty anon @ Nov 24 2020, 09:46) *
CODE

BlueWaterSplash you must not fret,
for the deadline is still not here yet.
Look at the banner threads for a slow contest,
and you'll notice they're few however the best.

I noticed this contest via the event tag,
on a week I won at auctions may I also brag.
However it's lacking a deadline in title so more people try,
or maybe they're shy and think they're just small fry.

Then again there's some decent credits on the line,
so I better shut up so they end up being mine.
Forgive my intrusion as I was just looking around,
for those strong goodies that aren't in town.

Maybe add an advert on the poor players club thread,
to at least make it likely it ends up being read.
In any case there's still time to submit those poems,
so let's wait a bit before we can think about problems.

Or make the title lively with some cute-bright icons,
so everyone gets drawn as if they were wet nylons.
Take lessons from Ming or morineko about those,
or just post a female Sinterklaas with lewd pantyhose.

Why was this posted you might ask curiously,
I'm just sitting here waiting very anxiously,
for the Random Encounter's timer to expire,
but hopefully this post more entries inspire.


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post Jul 30 2018, 07:20
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Fixed Price IW Service (see rules below)
Fast, not cheap. And safe - I use HV Utils script, so there is no chance of accidental salvage or sell.
Pen5+Spel4 = 5.5m for Legendary, 6m for peerless
Jug5 = 1.5m for Legendary, 1.6m for peerless
Fixed price. No additional costs. See rules at the bottom of this post.



[Free for under level 200 players]

Health Draught free, 100 per week for <lv200 players. Post in this thread.
Mana Draught free, 100 per week for <lv200 players. Post in this thread.

Mana Elixir FREE - 1 per player for <lv200 players


Rules for fixed price IW service:
  • IW can take a long time, for a staff it is not unusual to take 250-300 amnesias to get it right. More is possible. I play a lot. But even at my play speed, 300 amnesias will take close to two weeks. Don't panic!
  • If you want to change the desired potencies during IW service, you can, but you will have to pay all amnesias up to that point additionally to the fixed price.
  • If you want to stop the service during IW service, you can, but you have to pay all a amnesias up to that point plus 10% administration fee.
  • I reserve the right to cancel the assignment at any time because of RL issues. In this case, you will get full refund of any credits paid upfront plus the item back, reforged (IW 0).

[Valuables]
none at the moment

[Cloth Armor]

[Fenrir]
(493) [142114631] Legendary Onyx Phase Cap of Fenrir @ 250k

[the Elementalist]
(491) [141271597] Legendary Amber Cotton Robe of the Elementalist @ 50k

[the Heaven-sent]
[201552324] Legendary Ruby Cotton Robe of the Heaven-sent (500) @ 100k

[the Demon-fiend]
(500) [162237311] Legendary Amber Cotton Gloves of the Demon-fiend @ 50k
(470) [129225772] Legendary Jade Cotton Shoes of the Demon-fiend @ 50k

[Heimdall]
SOLD [179465410] Legendary Amber Phase Robe of Heimdall (500)
[150026976] Magnificent Charged Phase Robe of Heimdall (500) @ 100k
[140586951] Magnificent Radiant Phase Pants of Heimdall (490) @ 100k
[178133185] Legendary Onyx Phase Shoes of Heimdall (500) @ 50k
[246431806] Legendary Ruby Phase Pants of Heimdall (Lv.500) @ 50k

[Melee]
[201064152] Legendary Savage Shade Helmet of Negation (500) @ 50k ADB 96%
SOLD Legendary Arctic Rapier of Slaughter lv 500, ADB 33%, Parry 84%, Str 96%, Dex 39%, Agi 41%
50k Legendary Zircon Power Gauntlets of Protection lv 500, ADB 88%, Str 21%, Dex 84%, End 30%, Pmit 80%, Mmit 13%, Phy CC 0%, Phy CD 31%, Crus 27%, Slas 1%, Pier 52%, Burden 35%, Interf 30%
50k Legendary Cobalt Power Gauntlets of Protection lv 500, ADB 81%, Str 25%, Dex 66%, End 45%, Pmit 20%, Mmit 73%, Phy CC 52%, Phy CD 31%, Crus 98%, Slas 84%, Pier 29%, Burden 15%, Interf 60%
50k Legendary Ruby Force Shield of Deflection lv 500, Dex End Agi, BLK 39%, Pmit 93%, Mmit 32%, Dex 83%, End 39%, Agi 63%, Pier 69%

[One-handed Weapon]

[Rapier]
[SOLD] Legendary Shocking Rapier of Slaughter (500)
[210047653] Legendary Hallowed Rapier of the Battlecaster (500) @ 40k
[117999577] Magnificent Ethereal Rapier of Slaughter (439) @ 30k
[126927752] Magnificent Shocking Rapier of Slaughter (466) @ 25k
[122698335] Magnificent Hallowed Rapier of Slaughter (455) @ 25k
[181562672] Legendary Ethereal Rapier of Balance (500) @ 25k
[175818697] Legendary Fiery Rapier of Balance (500) @ 40k
[167647648] Legendary Fiery Rapier of the Nimble (500) @ 30k
[118515773] Legendary Shocking Rapier of the Nimble (441) @ 40k
[141895713] Legendary Ethereal Rapier of the Battlecaster (493) SOLD
[197148361] Legendary Ethereal Rapier of the Vampire (500) @ 20k

[Club]
[193752536] Legendary Hallowed Club of the Battlecaster (500) @ 40k
[199752351] Legendary Ethereal Club of Balance (500) @ 40k
[118899151] Legendary Shocking Club of the Nimble (442) @ 20k
[127286911] Legendary Hallowed Club of the Banshee (466) @ 40k
[210659662] Legendary Tempestuous Club of the Nimble (500) @ 20k


[Axe]
[204286066] Legendary Ethereal Axe of Slaughter (500) @ 40k
[201003736] Legendary Hallowed Axe of Slaughter (500) @ 30k
[204031707] Legendary Demonic Axe of Slaughter (500) @ 30k


[Wakizashi]
[123294100] Legendary Tempestuous Wakizashi of Slaughter (457) @ 30k
[137729805] Legendary Shocking Wakizashi of Balance (486) @ 30k
[122552728] Legendary Hallowed Wakizashi of Balance (455) @ 30k
[147151713] Legendary Fiery Wakizashi of the Nimble (500) @ 30k
[203533135] Legendary Arctic Wakizashi of the Nimble (500) @ 40k

[Shortsword]
[118242363] Legendary Arctic Shortsword of Slaughter (440) @ 50k
[174833813] Legendary Tempestuous Shortsword of Slaughter (500) @ 50k


[Staff]
none atm


[Materials]

000 x High-Grade Wood @ 5k
000 x Crystallized Phazon @ 205k
053 x Shade Fragment @ 5.5k
006 x Repurposed Actuator @ 53k
004 x Defense Matrix Modulator @ 5k


[Bindings]
0000 x Binding of Slaughter @ 95k
000 x Binding of the Barrier @ 1.8k
000 x Binding of the Ox @ 7k
000 x Binding of the Raccoon @ 7.5k
000 x Binding of the Turtle @ 3.2k


186 x Binding of the Fire-eater @ 100
136 x Binding of the Frost-born @ 100
216 x Binding of the Thunder-child @ 100
182 x Binding of the Wind-waker @ 100
181 x Binding of the Spirit-ward @ 100


[Figurines]
00 x Twilight Sparkle Figurine @ 22k
00 x Rainbow Dash Figurine @ 22k
00 x Applejack Figurine @ 22k
00 x Fluttershy Figurine @ 22k
00 x Pinkie Pie Figurine @ 22k
00 x Rarity Figurine @ 22k
00 x Trixie Figurine @ 22k
00 x Princess Celestia Figurine @ 22k
00 x Princess Luna Figurine @ 22k
00 x Apple Bloom Figurine @ 22k
00 x Scootaloo Figurine @ 22k
00 x Sweetie Belle Figurine @ 22k
00 x Big Macintosh Figurine @ 22k
00 x Spitfire Figurine @ 22k
00 x Derpy Hooves Figurine @ 22k
00 x Lyra Heartstrings Figurine @ 22k
01 x Octavia Figurine @ 22k
00 x Zecora Figurine @ 22k
00 x Cheerilee Figurine @ 22k
00 x Vinyl Scratch Figurine @ 22k
00 x Daring Do Figurine @ 22k
01 x Doctor Whooves Figurine @ 22k
01 x Berry Punch Figurine @ 22k
00 x Bon-Bon Figurine @ 22k
00 x Fluffle Puff Figurine @ 22k
00 x Angel Bunny Figurine @ 22k
00 x Gummy Figurine @ 22k


[Consumables]
0 x Energy Drink @ 100k

Health Draught @ 1.5c (25000)
Mana Draught @ 6c (25000)

or

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post Jul 31 2018, 17:15
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Sinterklaas is an old Dutch tradition on December 5th
  • It's like Christmas for small kids, but then on December 5th, eve of Saint Nicolas day. And no tree. Nor reindeer.
  • For kids & adults who don't believe in The Sint anymore, Sinterklaas eve is spent by giving each other gifts, accompanied with a humorous poem about the one who receives the gift.
  • Wiki: [simple.wikipedia.org] https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinterklaas
The way to enter the competition
  • If you want to compete, post a Sinterklaas poem about at least one of the HV mod team (Varst, Scremaz, Lestion or me). Other members may also be included in the poem, but it must feature at least one of the HV mod team.
  • Entries must be posted in this thread before December 5th starts
  • you may enter as many poems as you want, but only your best one will count for the top-list
  • These poems are usually signed by 'Sint', but this is not a strict requirement
Important rule: Funny, not mean. Funny, not offensive. Funny, not low-balling.
  • If your poem breaks the important rule directly above this line, it will be deleted and will not be taken into account for the prizes.
  • Of course, the normal forum rules apply as well
Criteria for winning
  • Must be funny (to the opinion of the judge)
  • It must rhyme (or at least roughly)
  • It is about one or more members of the HV Mod Team, in jest.
  • It's funny, but respectful (i.e. 'roast', or 'joshing' or 'taking the Mickey').
  • There is only one judge: DJNoni
  • If no poems are entered that fulfill the criteria, the prizes will not be given away.
  • if too few poems are entered that fulfill the criteria, only the top prizes will be given away.
Prizes
1st place - 2 million credits
2nd place - 1 million credits
3rd place - 500k credits
4th-10th place - 100k credits


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post Aug 1 2018, 02:40
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WTB Legendary Hallowed Rapier of Slaughter
CoD plz
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post Aug 3 2018, 08:15
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Someone, somewere must be interested in a Radiant Heimdall...
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post Aug 4 2018, 03:31
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Hey DJNoni, can you CoD me 2,000 Mana Draughts? Thank you!

(Figured a free bump would help you sell that Radiant Heimdall faster (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) Good Luck!)
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post Aug 4 2018, 22:05
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10000 x Health Draught

COD please.

Thank you.
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post Aug 6 2018, 13:12
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QUOTE(FastFox @ Aug 4 2018, 22:05) *

10000 x Health Draught

COD please.

Thank you.

sent. Sorry for the delay, I've been busy elsewhere... Man, this shop thing isn't that easy
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post Aug 8 2018, 07:36
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The legendary radiant phase robe of heimdall is still up for sale. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) How many of those are there? This is a rare item.
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post Aug 8 2018, 07:58
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QUOTE(DJNoni @ Aug 8 2018, 05:36) *

The legendary radiant phase robe of heimdall is still up for sale. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) How many of those are there? This is a rare item.


Please cod it thanks

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congrats
ur LRRH is sold! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool2.gif)
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post Aug 12 2018, 07:52
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fixed some spelling issues... probably not all
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Free Health/Mana please
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I need some free health /mana draught, thank you

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bump
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May I get
100 Health Draught
100 Mana Health Draught
free for <lv200 players (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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post Sep 19 2018, 08:50
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QUOTE(_HawkEye_ @ Sep 17 2018, 09:46) *

May I get
100 Health Draught
100 Mana Health Draught
free for <lv200 players (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

free, indeed!
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QUOTE(DJNoni @ Jul 29 2018, 02:40) *

Fixe Price IW Service
Fast, not cheap. And safe - I use HV Utils, so there is no chance of accidental salvage or sell.
Pen5+Spel4 = 5m (or any other specific combo)
Fixed price. No additional costs.

↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑

1 staff sent (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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post Sep 21 2018, 19:56
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May I have the free 100*(health+mana) draughts?
thanks very much!
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post Sep 26 2018, 07:28
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Added some rules for IW services - applicable for all new requsest after this moment.
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