[X] My Assistant

[youtu.be] https://youtu.be/v6TyqdFRYSM

Can u understand the 1st minute of this song w/o having to look it up? Is 2deep4me.

Karaoke contest!

Contest requirements:

You must upload an original audio or video clip of yourself singing the song. Once all submissions are received, a popular vote will be held on this forum in the following weeks to determine the winner. It'll be a winner takes all system. Whoever wins the popular vote will win a minimum of 300,000 credits, via a bounty.

You have three months to join the contest by singing this song, and all recordings must be received by November 1st. To get my vote you should strive to make it as Engrish as possible, with a very breathy voice, like a Japanese whale that's either struggling to breathe, like you're another J-pop wannabe impersonating Britney Spears. I don't know how others will vote, but if it's good karaoke and I can easily understand your English then you won't get my vote.

The prize is real and it's big:
https://e-hentai.org/bounty.php?bid=18367

This post has been edited by sensualaoi: Jul 30 2018, 23:49

Oh I don't know, it's not money, drugs & bitches, but it ain't too philosophical either. I think.

Try this for some real poetic stuff:

You're just racist, i know both languages so i'm not racist like you.

I remember discussing this like nearly a decade ago. It wasn't very topical or interesting even back then. Is this a new form of necroposting?

sensualaoi bringing up something that isn't topical or even very interesting...?

No way, say it ain't so (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

He knows how to make threads yet still hasn't learned how to embed a YouTube video into a post.

I have made the OP more interesting. It's time to listen to some bad karaoke.

Ooh, I see the changes. Nice embedding.

ENGRISH KARAOKE CONTEST! Win 300,000 credits by singing "Y, or Y no?"

I sang along, now give me my prize money, sir.

EDIT: God damn it, you snuck in rules.

Contest requirements:
You must upload an original audio or video clip of yourself singing the song. Once all submissions are received, a popular vote will be held on this forum in the following weeks to determine the winner. It'll be a winner takes all system. Whoever wins the popular vote will win a minimum of 300,000 credits, via a bounty.

You have three months to join the contest by singing this song, and all recordings must be received by November 1st. To get my vote you should strive to make it as Engrish as possible, with a very breathy voice, like a Japanese whale that's either struggling to breathe, like you're another J-pop wannabe impersonating Britney Spears. I don't know how others will vote, but if it's good karaoke and I can easily understand your English then you won't get my vote.

The prize is real and it's big:
https://e-hentai.org/bounty.php?bid=18367

Too much effort for shit money.

This post has been edited by Sesshomaru Moon: Jul 31 2018, 00:04

You have to embarrass yourself to win.

Damn, three threads about this? You're really covering your bases. That's what I've always admired about you, Aoi. You go the extra mile for all of your posts.

Damn, three threads about this? You're really covering your bases. That's what I've always admired about you, Aoi. You go the extra mile for all of your posts.

That's because I decided to start an unrelated second karaoke contest. 1 million credits will go to whoever can either sing or play "Zen Zen Sense" from the anime film "Your Name." That contest is here:

(IMG:https://repo.e-hentai.org/bounty/0a/0a073fced0e3a8f7bc897afdfb4419968526e683-548901.png-thumb.jpg)

https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showtopic=218298
It will end one week after the Engrish one.

nice job spamming this in every forum

I never really sang along like I said, I just watched the video for a minute. I just wanted the credits.

Too technical for me, I can't pull this off drunk and I don't do unlubricated singing.

The prize is real and it's big:[/color]

Ha. 300K isn't worth crap. I could literally make 10 times that amount of credits within 4 hours.
Try again once you can offer 10M to us.