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post Jan 1 2016, 17:15
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QUOTE(PrincessKaguya @ Apr 27 2022, 18:41) *
新中文討論區:
- https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showtopic=257252

不想上月球的
發文前麻煩看一看樓頂規則


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QUOTE(tian5438 @ Jan 1 2016, 09:46) *

那原來是冰淇淋餅乾嗎，我還以為是杯糕 (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)


冰淇淋三明治(Ice cream Sandwich)也可以

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post Jan 1 2016, 19:14
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动漫花园倒下后，还是找到了不少能下动画的替代网站，幸好幸好。
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post Jan 1 2016, 20:53
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破解火場逃生的三個迷思
YouTube的影片，長9分鐘
破解火場三個迷思
1.躲浴室
2.往上逃
3.濕毛巾摀口鼻
火場保命重點「小火快逃，濃煙關門」

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post Jan 2 2016, 01:47
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倒是沒想到帖又刪了...
可惜μ's在紅白表演それは僕たちの奇跡時新田開場有點小走音，不過整體還是很棒。
尤其是西川太high被請出場那段真的快笑死。
μ's豋場時的打cll...只能說這傢伙有病阿(稱讚意味

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post Jan 2 2016, 02:23
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https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?s=&am...t&p=4311724
我说怎么只有一页了，原来是这样 (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)
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post Jan 2 2016, 02:30
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QUOTE(ftroze @ Jan 2 2016, 08:23) *

https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?s=&am...t&p=4311724
我说怎么只有一页了，原来是这样 (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) 重置了...,冰淇淋餅乾好像不錯看
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沒時間準備考試東西RRR (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif) ...
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post Jan 2 2016, 02:32
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哇，差一点就抢到第一页呢，想要在第一页捏捏小m
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post Jan 2 2016, 04:27
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中文水楼又被～
其实这也正常，以中文为母语的人数足地球1/5
灌水速度自然也是快上许多


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マンコ，其含义就不说了（太羞人了）
替代词：黑木耳
有种热带水果叫芒果（Mango），发音真的很接近「マンコ」～

向日本人说
最喜欢吃 Mango～
最喜欢吃 マンコ～（日本人想歪或是没听懂）
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post Jan 2 2016, 04:29
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QUOTE(meltysnow @ Jan 2 2016, 01:47) *

倒是沒想到帖又刪了...
可惜μ's在紅白表演それは僕たちの奇跡時新田開場有點小走音，不過整體還是很棒。
尤其是西川太high被請出場那段真的快笑死。
μ's豋場時的打cll...只能說這傢伙有病阿(稱讚意味

教主被邪教算是彻底洗脑了……一世英名毁于一旦……后来还跟邪教集体合影来着……
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post Jan 2 2016, 04:51
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QUOTE(ayemoon @ Jan 2 2016, 04:29) *

教主被邪教算是彻底洗脑了……一世英名毁于一旦……后来还跟邪教集体合影来着……

それは僕たちの奇跡にコールを打つ西川ﾆｷ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhUBisegIJo
真的看一次笑一次。
看到後來，感覺教主那邊比起μ's 出場更引人目光阿...尤其是大喊第九人就在這那段真的是..
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結果今年度紅白最具話題性的藝人竟然是教主w
圖轉載自lovelive sip
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沒出演還能取得話題第一..不愧是教主
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post Jan 2 2016, 05:44
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post Jan 2 2016, 05:58
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这是什么新玩法 (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)
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post Jan 2 2016, 06:01
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這時間開新帖也挺好的
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post Jan 2 2016, 06:48
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等等爲何又來個新的了?之前的又有很多非中文的貼文嗎??? WWRRRYYYY
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post Jan 2 2016, 07:48
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post Jan 2 2016, 09:12
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中文讨论区原来换地址了，一开始还以为自己被销户了呢，惊出一身冷汗。。。
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[news.sina.com.cn] 甘肃初中女生高楼坠亡 曾因超市偷巧克力被责骂

该事件疑由一块巧克力引发。

据他提供的一场现场散布的传单，文中称赵某现年13岁，是永昌七中初一年学生，
家境贫困，她在12月28日中午放学后，在当地一家超市内疑因偷窃巧克力被店主讥讽和辱骂。
赵某母亲随后赶赴现场，可是父母双方掏遍了钱包都「不够超市的罚款数」
大约一个多小时后，发现孩子并没有返回学校，得知其跳楼身亡。

当然，偷窃行为是不可取的，但当家长拿不出罚款（＄95），这就不正常了～
超市也是很无辜的受害者（最后似乎又赔钱了...$85W...）

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post Jan 2 2016, 11:02
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要常常用
把蛋蛋推進窄窄的腹腔口 第一次用痛到會流眼淚
不過為了穿女裝(女用內褲)只好這樣做
但是要慢慢來 大概2.3天推一次 一次最多20分鐘就要趕快弄出來
剛開始放太久 怕蛋蛋跟輸精管會受傷 畢竟那裡不是他們該待的地方
弄出來的方法是下腹部用力(有點像大便 但重點不要放在肛門那邊 不然大便會跑出來www)
外加猛敲肚子(膀胱附近)
剛開始蛋蛋噴出來痛到站不住 比推進去還痛
一樣弄久就不會了 反而很有快感 蛋蛋整個噴到蛋皮裡面www
現在我已經弄兩年多 蛋蛋可以一整天都放在腹腔裡面沒問題
只是腹腔口已經變得很鬆 所以激烈跑跑跳跳 蛋蛋會掉出來www
還有試過蛋蛋塞在裡面尻到射精 發現其實沒什麼影響
但是羞恥的感覺特別舒服
總之新手不要嘗試太大 受傷我不負責
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post Jan 2 2016, 11:07
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明天就出十三話了…呢…
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post Jan 2 2016, 11:23
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新的一年新的开始，又错过了抽奖，蛋蛋的哀伤啊
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