Your mind is filled with thoughts of the uncertainty when you fell into the pit of no return. (Your turn will be skipped)
Luckily, Mr. Squiggles the dwarf was nearby and heard you crying out for help. After a daring rescue from the pit of no return, Squiggles is too tired to do much of anything, let alone get home after using the magical powers of helplessness. You must return the favor, what action do you choose next? *Give Mr. Squiggles a ride back to civilization *Leave Mr. Squiggles to fend for himself in his helplessness state as a lesson to never help anyone in this new society *Do nothing and wait for more help to arrive
You choose to stay with Mr. Squiggles and wait for help to arrive. Unfortunately Mr. Squiggles had a different reason than just rescuing in mind and after waiting for you to go to sleep, you are now the prisoner of his trafficking business. Your adventure came to an end when you wanted to wander into that cave to fight the spaghetti monster. Now you live a life of regret as you now guide traffic through each intersection wearing the traditional uniform of the spaghetti monster, in honor and fear of the spaghetti monsters that conquered all of man-kind. (Adventure end)
Merry Christmas everyone, and don't ruin the holidays like the spaghetti monster!
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