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I think I didn't get it.
But if it is how I got it at first try, then I don't want to get it anymore (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/heh.gif)

i guess he's pointing out/claiming that some ingredients of that dish may not be exactly the ingredients you expected to find. my curiosity is more than satisfied this way as well.

i guess he's pointing out/claiming that some ingredients of that dish may not be exactly the ingredients you expected to find. my curiosity is more than satisfied this way as well.

Like dolphin/seal meat in the tuna cans (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

This post has been edited by ppp82p: Oct 7 2016, 14:13

Like dolphin/seal meat in the tuna cans (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

which isn't that new of a thing either, if you allow me.

which isn't that new of a thing either, if you allow me.

Yup. First example that came up in my mind (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
One "friend" of mine once claimed something like that there were chopped bugs in the cubes for the soup (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

One "friend" of mine once claimed something like that there were chopped bugs in the cubes for the soup (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

you don't understand. those were the bonus proteins. Bear Grylls would've immediately asked which brand they were

you don't understand. those were the bonus proteins. Bear Grylls would've immediately asked which brand they were

Star of course.

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Star of course.

of course or not - you just made me remember i have a very limited knowledge of that brand. i don't remember i ever eaten something done by them - not willingly, of course.
oh, well. was it a female or male friend?

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i dare you to prove him wrong.

oh, well. was it a female or male friend?

Male. I think he wasn't exactly alright by a mental standpoint...too many strange obsessions with stuff being contaminated, and in fact, a bit of my friends were pulling pranks on him (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

This post has been edited by ppp82p: Oct 7 2016, 14:52

Male.

i lost interest here, sorry.

i lost interest here, sorry.

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No stories about retarded female, sorry (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
But you can simply go to facebook and read some vegan mom's discussions.

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No stories about retarded female, sorry (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
But you can simply go to facebook and read some vegan mom's discussions.

no, please. i like to look at boobs, not to depress myself thinking how millions years worth of evolution have been thrown into the WC these last years - and flushed toilet (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

no, please. i like to look at boobs, not to depress myself thinking how millions years worth of evolution have been thrown into the WC these last years - and flushed toilet (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

Oh, boobs.
Well, at the time of the story we were like 15/16 years old, so very few boobs. Let's say 2 with a bit of boobs: one engaged with a guy literally since childhood (and they married like four years ago) and the other one was ugly af (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif), the remaining were flat as boards (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/heh.gif)

i lost interest here, sorry.

I can't see how anything would have turned out differently had the friend been female.

......

"Oh ppp, I spilled soup all over my white singlet again. I saw some weird things floating on it and freaked out. I'm too scared to touch it. Can you help me wipe it off?"
"What's that you don't have any rags? But the soup, its dripping onto my nipples. This liquid is so cold it's making me feel weird"
"I guess it can't be helped, please lick it off me ppp-kun, I beg you."

......

Oh, boobs.
Well, at the time of the story we were like 15/16 years old, so very few boobs. Let's say 2 with a bit of boobs: one engaged with a guy literally since childhood (and they married like four years ago) and the other one was ugly af (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif), the remaining were flat as boards (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/heh.gif)

i guess so. and yep, how many people i've heard that engaged at 10~12 and married at 30 or so...
but i was simply pointing out that even boobs wouldn't be enough of a reason to persuade me going with a vegan. a vegetarian would still be tolerable, but a vegan... please have mercy!

This post has been edited by Scremaz: Oct 7 2016, 15:18

"Oh ppp, I spilled soup all over my white singlet again. I saw some weird things floating on it and freaked out. I'm too scared to touch it. Can you help me wipe it off?"
"What's that you don't have any rags? But the soup, its dripping onto my nipples. This liquid is so cold it's making me feel weird"
"I guess it can't be helped, please lick it off me ppp-kun, I beg you."

You deserve a useless K+ sir, but I'll have to wait my full K+ recharges (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

i guess so. and yep, how many people i've heard that engaged at 10~12 and married at 30 or so...

They seem (and seemed) to love each other a lot (mating like rabbits let's say) so it's ok I guess (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

but i was simply pointing out that even boobs wouldn't be enough of a reason to persuade me going with a vegan. a vegetarian would still be tolerable, but a vegan... please have mercy!

Oh no. Don't take away my meat.
I'm meat-addicted.
I need meat.
Give me some meat.
Or I'll eat you for proteins.
Oh, I just had a good idea! I'll eat a vegan (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

This post has been edited by ppp82p: Oct 7 2016, 15:23

"Oh ppp, I spilled soup all over my white singlet again. I saw some weird things floating on it and freaked out. I'm too scared to touch it. Can you help me wipe it off?"
"What's that you don't have any rags? But the soup, its dripping onto my nipples. This liquid is so cold it's making me feel weird"
"I guess it can't be helped, please lick it off me ppp-kun, I beg you."

seems to be looking at a Japanese H (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

They seem (and seemed) to love each other a lot (mating like rabbits let's say) so it's ok I guess (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

mating is always good for your health. or it would be good, it depends.

Oh no. Don't take away my meat.
I'm meat-addicted.
I need meat.
Give me some meat.
Or I'll eat you for proteins.
Oh, I just had a good idea! I'll eat a vegan (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

damn straight. one friend of mine once tried to eat a piece of meat from my dish. nowadays they all know they can dare to pick a few fries at the very best (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

damn straight. one friend of mine once tried to eat a piece of meat from my dish. nowadays they all know they can dare to pick a few fries at the very best (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

I'm the one that picks the meat from other people's dishes.

I'm the one that picks the meat from other people's dishes.

i already told you you're a bad person, this is only another reason which piles up.

Spoiler text - Highlight to read...

though it's a whole other level even for the likes of you, i have do admit it

i already told you you're a bad person, this is only another reason which piles up.

Spoiler text - Highlight to read...

though it's a whole other level even for the likes of you, i have do admit it

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