[X] My Assistant

I will be missing Snom’s insightful writings.

Let the decade be shorter than ten years.

Snom is a snow worm, so yeahhh~, a decade ... of a bug life. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool2.gif)
Snom is still new-reborn but it (somehow) is back. It survived !
Thank to all so careful encouragements ❤. Those help Snom some strength when it was on grass bed. (~3~)

Updated: Snom is now still partly in marriage with grass bed with a snow pillow. Don't think it too deep, but it's deep anyway.... BUT if in the future if Snom was absent for over 6 months (in human timing), yeah, there is "sum ting wong(ho lee sheet)" happened to it.

This post has been edited by shote1369: Aug 25 2023, 21:31

Snom committed crime of producing too many loli porns of Snom, now goes jail for 10 years of Snom time. Bye bye Snom. Until next baby Snom is ready to produce again.

Oh no, Snom commited a serious crime and is going to prison (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)...

It's time for Snom to exploit some Credits, even HatesHaths. Give out you guys evidences or Snom will take your mugshots and sending to 10-cent-ru. OR just bribe Snom what everybody desired, like taking Snom to the cats club, with full cookies jar, and etc... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool2.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool2.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool2.gif)

Snom will be absent for a decade...
(This is Snom's announcement for it's absence)

'If I should meet thee
After long years,
How should I greet thee?—
With silence and tears'.

Goodbye! Enjoy your life.

Snom is a snow worm, so yeahhh~, a decade ... of a bug life. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool2.gif)
Snom is still new-reborn but it (somehow) is back. It survived !
Thank to all so careful encouragements ❤. Those help Snom some strength when it was on grass bed. (~3~)

Updated: Snom is now still partly in marriage with grass bed with a snow pillow. Don't think it too deep, but it's deep anyway.... BUT if in the future if Snom was absent for over 6 months (in human timing), yeah, there is "sum ting wong(ho lee sheet)" happened to it.

I just finished writing goodbye. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

So can we celebrate first？🎉🎉🎉

I think I’ve encountered the following spanker-monsters in the Hentaiverse:

– Apprentice Ass Spanker

– Practiced Ass Spanker

– Professional Ass Spanker

2 hath to the first starless player who shares screenshots (monsters database or in-game monsters scannings) telling us whose monsters those are. Text-only information does not qualify for the reward.

Additional 3 hath per monster if you have screenshots proving that the same owner has/owners have more ass-spanker-monsters that I am not aware of.

Even though I'm late, I still share my screenshots.
I only have the impression that I meet them quite often, but I didn’t expect to meet two of them today.

Weak players like me must memorize dangerous monsters and take notes, otherwise death will come in a blink of an eye.
In the eyes of wealthy players,HV is a clicker game.
And I play it like a strategy game. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

This post has been edited by sat1030: Aug 25 2023, 22:09

Snom is a snow worm, so yeahhh~, a decade ... of a bug life. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool2.gif)
Snom is still new-reborn but it (somehow) is back. It survived !
Thank to all so careful encouragements ❤. Those help Snom some strength when it was on grass bed. (~3~)

Updated: Snom is now still partly in marriage with grass bed with a snow pillow. Don't think it too deep, but it's deep anyway.... BUT if in the future if Snom was absent for over 6 months (in human timing), yeah, there is "sum ting wong(ho lee sheet)" happened to it.

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Uh so you were just sick? Should've known, usually when people need to leave urgently they rarely leave notice.

OR just bribe Snom what everybody desired, like taking Snom to the cats club, with full cookies jar, and etc... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool2.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool2.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool2.gif)

Well if the Gold Star Club is anything to go by the cat club is probably filled with nothing but dust and cat hair everywhere so maybe not much to see there.
Haven't played but a couple arenas in the last several days so can't really bribe with anything but low-mid grade materials. Guess it's time to prepare for the mugshot (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Uh so you were just sick? Should've known, usually when people need to leave urgently they rarely leave notice.

No, Snom had a script about how sulk Snom should be and exploit more Credits by assistance for the trauma Snom got >:3 (Just kidding)

Well if the Gold Star Club is anything to go by the cat club is probably filled with nothing but dust and cat hair everywhere so maybe not much to see there.

Are you kidding Snom ? Do you know what is called shedding hair cat and then becomes bald cat ? It's Mewtwo ! Not just Mewtwo but there are a bunch of MewtwoS ! Snom wants to catchmeet them all (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool.gif)

Haven't played but a couple arenas in the last several days so can't really bribe with anything but low-mid grade materials. Guess it's time to prepare for the mugshot (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Mugshot with bribe either ! Or you will be indicted even you had already in the horny jail ! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool2.gif)

This post has been edited by shote1369: Aug 26 2023, 03:54

Snom quick-play event #1 !
Anyone who first says: "Bumbum is goodest" will archive 50 Hath

bumbum is goodest

#1 Ended ! >3<

I seriously thought of the possibility that they could have been tributes by some friend (or disciple) of Mr. Spanker’s.
Yes, that was the idea.
Sent 1 + 3 hath for those, please check your Mooglemail inbox.
I know there’s little point any more, but the first starless player to share a relevant screenshot of Apprentice Ass Spanker is to receive 1 hath. I promised.

I got it! I got it! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
Like meeting a rare Pokémon.

if in the future if Snom was absent for over 6 months (in human timing), yeah, there is "sum ting wong(ho lee sheet)" happened to it.

This kind of holy shit?

I got it! I got it! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
Like meeting a rare Pokémon.

Congrats, but you forgot to include the trainer name in the screenshot.

Either scan the monster upon encounter, or simply look it up in the monsters database, then take a screenshot where the trainer name is visible (as well as the monster name, of course). That’s how it was in the original rules I presented.

This post has been edited by Katajanmarja: Aug 26 2023, 22:42

Snom is a snow worm, so yeahhh~, a decade ... of a bug life. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool2.gif)
Snom is still new-reborn but it (somehow) is back. It survived !
Thank to all so careful encouragements ❤. Those help Snom some strength when it was on grass bed. (~3~)

Updated: Snom is now still partly in marriage with grass bed with a snow pillow. Don't think it too deep, but it's deep anyway.... BUT if in the future if Snom was absent for over 6 months (in human timing), yeah, there is "sum ting wong(ho lee sheet)" happened to it.

I am not sure I understood everything, but I'm very glad Snom is OK.

I had a real, audible laugh reading others' thoughts about where Snom could be.

I hope Snom's jail bond for sharing loli snom lewds isn't too expensive. The poor player's club won't be able to pay it (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

I vomited a bit.

If any user here has not a gold star and is anywhere in one of the toplists (even #1000 is okay) and is below level 500, please write a post here, adding an image of a happy girl (preferably clothed) into the post.

With that I can happily give 1 million credits. (o-of course, only to one person. first come, first serve)

This post has been edited by Waitugreat: Aug 27 2023, 00:19

I vomited a bit.

If any user here has not a gold star and is anywhere in one of the toplists (even #1000 is okay) and is below level 500, please write a post here, adding an image of a happy girl (preferably clothed) into the post.

With that I can happily give 1 million credits. (o-of course, only to one person. first come, first serve)

I'm #601 on EHTracker Past Year toplist.


Edit: Received, thanks a lot (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

This post has been edited by .player: Aug 27 2023, 07:34

Ran out of haths at last but I can always buy more with credits so feel free to ask if you want free lunch.

I'm super late here, is the waitlist still open? If so sign me up.

Edit: Hath received, thanks!

This post has been edited by .player: Aug 28 2023, 14:34

I can drink enough to have the illusion that this is my hand on her face. This is fine.

God bless you.

This kind of holy shit?

Snom has cast Endure to against traps...ʕ⊙ᴥ⊙ʔ

I can drink enough to have the illusion that this is my hand on her face.

Did you just catch a marijuana"Grass" pokemon ?
P/S: Snom is innocent. ↜(╰ •ω•)╯ψ

I hope Snom's jail bond for sharing loli snom lewds isn't too expensive.

Snom does share loli of it own self and it's not too much expensive, even not like what called "dust cheap", it's "snowflake cheap"....

This post has been edited by shote1369: Aug 27 2023, 22:18

Mugshot with bribe either ! Or you will be indicted even you had already in the horny jail ! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool2.gif)

[files.catbox.moe] I already saw you on the news for your crimes so probably you should be bribing us instead (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

Ran out of haths at last but I can always buy more with credits so feel free to ask if you want free lunch.

I'm super late here, is the waitlist still open? If so sign me up.

feel free to send your requests, i will likely keep this up for a few months until there's no longer any interest in my free money

Ran out of haths at last but I can always buy more with credits so feel free to ask if you want free lunch.

I would like to be on your waitlist too. Because why not.

[EDIT] Received. Thank you very much!

This post has been edited by PeterHoHK: Aug 28 2023, 16:21