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Snom can't crawl out of it's lair because the martial law, thank to the C-virus.... (T-T)

This post has been edited by shote1369: Aug 23 2021, 13:18

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Hi yami here, have you ever encountered a bug and said, how can I profit from these fuckers? well, I got the solution for you:
No larva, only adult insects, also spiders, scorpions, centipedes and slugs are not insects
Capture them without damaging their bodies (use acetone or insecticide),
Pin them with a needle on a piece of styrofoam or a white paper on a piece of wood, if it's too small or you don't know how to pin them, use this [entomology.k-state.edu] pinning guide, it's usually a pin to the right side of their thorax, mind it's not slanted
Label the order, species and date underneath (you have to know what insect it is to post here), country too if you don't mind
Take an over the top with the label and sideways photo, it has to be well focused and recognizable, if it's a small insect take extra close ones but remember to have a pic with the labels
Post them on imgur and link them here or through discord Onakasuita#6041

Archaeognatha
Zygentoma
Ephemeroptera
Odonata
Orthoptera
Neuroptera
Phasmatodea
Embioptera
Grylloblattodea
Mantophasmatodea
Plecoptera
Dermaptera
Zoraptera
Mantodea
Blattodea
Psocoptera
Phthiraptera
Thysanoptera
Hemiptera
Hymenoptera
Strepsiptera
Coleoptera
Megaloptera
Raphidioptera
Trichoptera
Lepidoptera
Diptera
Siphonaptera
Mecoptera

For every decent mounting and photos i'll give you 500k per species, but 300k if there's already another submission for that order, no ants, flies or cockroaches as they are quite easy to find, unless you got a big or rare fly
hemiptera, coleoptera, hymenoptera and lepidoptera are the most common recognizable insects so get them quick to get full reward
Up to 30 submissions remaining, happy hunting
I might extend the timer but can't promise

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Welp, I didn't know and I squished some easy virtual moni earlier (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)

no bug life
proud bug exterminator
slipper dual wielder

This post has been edited by Ass Spanker: Aug 24 2021, 09:56

no bug life
proud bug exterminator
slipper dual wielder

Don't exterminate Snom please (┳Д┳)

Don't exterminate Snom please (┳Д┳)

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first 5 people who manage to make me laugh will get 200k credits each, first come first served (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

first 5 people who manage to make me laugh will get 200k credits each, first come first served (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

[www.reddit.com] https://www.reddit.com/r/blursedimages/comm...d_fire_cracker/

first 5 people who manage to make me laugh will get 200k credits each, first come first served :huh:

[m.youtube.com] Well, it always makes me giggle, at least.

Waiting for revenege ! Snom is cutest but vengeful.
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[m.youtube.com] Well, it always makes me giggle, at least.

Has Snom been cursed, around 7 days and then meeting a cute girl name Samara ? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

This post has been edited by shote1369: Aug 25 2021, 11:35

... I thought Samara was the other one... wait, which one is Sadako?

Sadako = the house(s)
Samara = the video/clip with a well on the screen.

This post has been edited by shote1369: Aug 25 2021, 11:34

... I need to watch more horror movies and less whore movies.

Actually, I think Germany has some decent horror-porn--

Uncle is a grumpy German (UwU)
And he is missing in action once again.

This post has been edited by shote1369: Aug 25 2021, 13:27

first 5 people who manage to make me laugh will get 200k credits each, first come first served (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

Will make two attempts and whatever happens, happens:

Attempt 1

[a.pomf.cat] Attempt 2

Sadako = the house(s)
Samara = the video/clip with a well on the screen.

For me, it's Kuronuma Sawako (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)



This post has been edited by Pretty anon: Aug 25 2021, 13:14

Thank you anon, Snom got cursed once again by clicking every link people gave.
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For me, it's Kuronuma Sawako (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)

For Snom, she is Enma Ai. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)

This post has been edited by shote1369: Aug 25 2021, 14:24

For Snom, she is Enma Ai. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)

That's a really nice one, they even have the same seiyuu (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

[a.pomf.cat] Attempt 2

jesus fucking christ

jesus fucking christ

That's why Snom has been cursed