[X] My Assistant

They were caught by debt collectors, only a few poor remain.

you just have to remind me of this anime don't you

Wow!
It's an ass pen pen man!!
Everyone run away, run away! Flee!!
Hide your ass (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

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Real time　(Now Battle)
Your spike shield hits Professional Ass Spanker for 5 points of wind damage.← (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)
Professional Ass Spanker gains the effect Stunned.
You counter Professional Ass Spanker for 3376 points of void damage.
You block the attack from Professional Ass Spanker.
Your spike shield hits Watson Amelia Holo-en for 5 points of wind damage.

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Professional Ass Spanker uses HOLY ASS. You parry the attack.

Kyaa! I was about to get my ass fucked! Awesome guy! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/anime_cry.gif)

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And...

Professional Ass Spanker has been defeated. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)
You counter Professional Ass Spanker for 10045 points of void damage.
You block the attack from Professional Ass Spanker.

This post has been edited by taro_: Feb 18 2021, 15:07

I am an honest man, so I come in.

I am an honest man, so I come in.

A man is a man. Honesty however, its a relative cultural abstract concept.

You could be, or you could not. You cannot even say, because you can be either at the same time, depending on the observer.

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Honesty is the best policy but it need to be with another condition, it's extremely unlucky the credits poverty. ~(T 3 T~)

>_> Was everyone suddenly millionaire that just only Snoms here ?
Even elder millionaire machine is missing, and the kaijuu millionaire fawn has just bought his new plague doctor mask already. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)
Hope no one has been "crown-ed/tiara-ed". Snom just thought it's "crown-ed" last week...

More like you're the only one who's basking in poorness for eternity and who seems to enjoy that situation.
So help yourself and perhaps the Heavens (A.K.A. rich players) will help you. Or God knows how it's said in English, for all I care.

crown = corona right ?....~
=> crown-ed = corona-ed = decease that every body known which already, just like the nose-less bald guy chasing for a young boy with scar he left on that boy's dick (which the scar must be there) forehead. And people rarely speak out his name because of fear. So it is the same goes to this decease (UwU)
But Snom doesn't have "enough credits to bought that crown" so considered Snom has lost it's ticket to heaven (aka rich players paradise) (TvT)
P/S: Can Snom ask you why you are no longer make auctions please ? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)
P/S: Snom is really does not know how to ESCAPE this situation.

This post has been edited by shote1369: Feb 19 2021, 03:21

you just have to remind me of this anime don't you

Well it taught values such as friendship, kindness, compassion, love, duty and respect so I think it should never be forgotten. Enju and Tina forever (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)

The fawn man seems to have decided to stop wasting money and stop enjoying poverty.
He seems to be seriously thinking about hunting monsters and earning about 100m
But after all, he's a fawn, so he should be frustrated soon. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

Said the fawn man. "I'll make it about 10m. I'm sorry, please forgive me."
It was a stunned fawn... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

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Damn it! This fawn bastard wasted again
"I wanted binding, and luxury wood is attractive. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool.gif) "
And so on, making a playful statement. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/anime_cry.gif)

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For the time being, 2000hath for DDI,
I want to save 8,000,000c for that,
A fawn bastard ate high-quality wood and messed it up!

This post has been edited by taro_: Feb 22 2021, 11:50

Is there some truly poor player who wants any of these things for free ?
If so, post here before the end of this month; otherwise they'll end up in bazaar.

L.350 Magnificent Fiery Wakizashi of the Nimble (2 PABs)

L.376 Magnificent Tempestuous Wakizashi of The Nimble (2 PABs)

(N.B. : Only for star-less dudes & L. < 400)

EDIT: no applicant - time elapsed >> bazaared

This post has been edited by mundomuñeca: Mar 1 2021, 19:42

[268285913] Magnificent Tempestuous Rapier of Slaughter (Lv.357, Parry 7%) | @0
[268681139] Legendary Fiery Katana of Balance (Lv.363, ADB 59%, PCrit Chc 88%) | @0

Is there some truly poor player who wants these?

Reply at my shop, I'll send it for free.

This post has been edited by sharmy: Feb 27 2021, 12:58

The Shrine give Snom this: Legendary Ethereal Katana of Slaughter
The best thing to Snom ! Snom misses everyone here too !

The Shrine give Snom this: Legendary Ethereal Katana of Slaughter
The best thing to Snom ! Snom misses everyone here too !

Welcome back Snom (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

The Shrine give Snom this: Legendary Ethereal Katana of Slaughter
The best thing to Snom ! Snom misses everyone here too !

Where have ya been Snom? You missed other really strong Katanas in the auctions lately and for cheap. Or is it because they're not ethereal? In any case congrats on your weapon (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Snom have been in Pokemon Health Center for healing because of the "crown" disease. But now it's fine ! (*3*)=b

This post has been edited by shote1369: Mar 15 2021, 06:14

Snom have been in Pokemon Health Center for healing because of the "crown" disease. But now it's fine ! (*3*)=b

Said like that katanas seem trivial, but with health everthing is possible I suppose. Let's try not to face this screen no matter what

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Every time I get a Magnificent piece of equipment I feel very happy, then I realize that it is only good for bazaar or salvage.

Every time I get a Magnificent piece of equipment I feel very happy, then I realize that it is only good for bazaar or salvage.

Do IWBTH/PFUDOR DwD everyday, and then you will soon feel tired to the tons of junk magnificent.

Anybody have been injected rainbow flag vaccine yet ? (˵ ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o˵)

This post has been edited by shote1369: Mar 29 2021, 16:41

Anybody have been injected rainbow flag vaccine yet ? (˵ ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o˵)

You're supposed to shrine them, not to use them (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
Anyways the pesky yellow vial that refused to drop finally appeared, I can take it easy now that the path to the reward became clear.

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