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btw, before this escalates i hope it's clear that i'm joking (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/duck.gif)

Im always thinking ppp is a girl xD

Im always thinking ppp is a girl xD

uh, nothing in the way he/she/it speaks makes me think so, tbh. but it'd be quite a news at this point

Yea, i know, its silly.
But once i was suspicious about that and later it triggers from time to time.

Yea, i know, its silly.
But once i was suspicious about that and later it triggers from time to time.

i'm not saying it's silly. it'll only be a revelation (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Meh, I prefer to think of some of you guys as females to make it feel less like a sausage fest.

But as of course, I won't refer to any of you as such, just thoughts in my head.

*looks inside his own pants*

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This post has been edited by ppp82p: Oct 28 2016, 14:16

Meh, I prefer to think of some of you guys as females to make it feel less like a sausage fest.

i prefer to think of some of you guys as busty females because i like the breast-rest-on-the-table scene (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)

Meh, I prefer to think of some of you guys as females to make it feel less like a sausage fest.

But as of course, I won't refer to any of you as such, just thoughts in my head.

i prefer to think of some of you guys as busty females because i like the breast-rest-on-the-table scene (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)

Really? When you do, at least think of me as a blond, small, and busty, young women. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/anime_cry.gif)

Really? When you do, at least think of me as a blond, small, and busty, young women. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/anime_cry.gif)

Blond, small, and busty young women. Yumm... drool...

Oh shit! Wrong neighborhood! Poor people!
OK... don't panic. Don't read the cardboard signs.

Keep eyes down.. walk fast...

DO... NOT... MAKE... EYE CONTACT!!

Really? When you do, at least think of me as a blond, small, and busty, young women. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/anime_cry.gif)

light hazel, if you don't mind. but still a firm E cup.

light hazel, if you don't mind. but still a firm E cup.

Do i even want to know who light hazel is? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/anime_cry.gif)

Do i even want to know who light hazel is? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/anime_cry.gif)

light brown.

hazels are these things uncle:

(IMG:[www.lanocciolafaperme.it] http://www.lanocciolafaperme.it/images/nocciola-virtu.jpg)

light brown.

hazels are these things uncle:

(IMG:[www.lanocciolafaperme.it] http://www.lanocciolafaperme.it/images/nocciola-virtu.jpg)

You imagine your uncle ether as a rediska looking aunt what means blond, or your uncle dont allow you to imagine an aunt. Also just with a big C smal D cup.

This post has been edited by Stulpen: Oct 28 2016, 23:56

You imagine your uncle ether as a rediska looking aunt what means blond, or your uncle dont allow you to imagine an aunt.

an ailf then?

Also just with a big C smal D cup.

the bargain went fine. C+ is nice on a slim body (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

an ailf then?
the bargain went fine. C+ is nice on a slim body (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

You like woman that look like alf? The one from melmac? Well thats weird and i wont say anything to that. Nothing at all.

You like woman that look like alf? The one from melmac? Well thats weird and i wont say anything to that. Nothing at all.

no, i thought about an A I L F - Aunt I'd Like to Fuck. if a woman is as sexy as a milf but she's an aunt for you, then she'll become an ailf (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Yup, justice.

Until ehentai I knew only milf, but then the tag dilf taught me something.
So why not having ailf (aunt), gilf (grandparent), uilf (uncle), nilf (nephew) and cilf (cousin)?

This post has been edited by ppp82p: Oct 29 2016, 01:00

nilf (nephew)

niece! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) Uncle stu loves all his nephews. But not that much, and sure as sure not in that way!

Yup, justice.

Until ehentai I knew only milf, but then the tag dilf taught me something.
So why not having ailf (aunt), gilf (grandparent), uilf (uncle), nilf (nephew) and cilf (cousin)?

Any loli version? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)