[X] My Assistant

Okay, since I'm bored, let's do this.

Since I'm a bad stingy rich guy that's going to be poor again soon, I will do this only for under 200 players with cheap useless stuff. (sounds bad doesn't it? before, when I was poor, it did sound like a good thing, I swear! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) )
Over 200 players can still bump this thread with some boobies or booty though (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) (and, if they want, they can add something to the prices to give to winners since I'm a very poor person (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) )

Prices:
1st prize - Unassigned Force Shield with 3 PABs (kindly offered by MozillaBrowser [Best browser IMO (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) ] ) - Won by Overt Ninja with his Crude Cotton Pants.
2nd prize - 50.000 credits - Won by irotori with his Crude Leather Breastplate
3rd prize - Lowish Level Ethereal Katana
4th prize - 3000 health draughts


How to participate:
- CoD me a "Crude" equipment that is bound to a one-digit level (less than level 10).
- if the level is 1, you'll get 50k credits extra
- if the item is suffixed, 25k credits extra (they can stack with the previous)

First 4 MM that satisfy this requirements, will win (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
Other MM after those...may receive some booby prize (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Other Prizes:
By Scremaz: 100.000 credits for a random lv 0~1 assigned item (not crude too). He got one.

Good luck then (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

This post has been edited by ppp82p: May 22 2016, 02:04

i will throw in another 100k for another lv0~1 item. i don't even care which one, i only care about the level.

oh, and obviously the goodies:

(IMG:[www.nova-lan.ru] http://www.nova-lan.ru/uploads/news/2015/August/32/9d97c958ffc98d8c46f9872ecf23a536.jpg)

couldn't decide between boobs and ass, so here come both (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Poorly disguised "WTB> cool low-level bound items" :^)

(IMG:[i.imgur.com] http://i.imgur.com/wfWbISm.png)

cat keyhole. so paizuri-ish (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

(IMG:[i.imgur.com] http://i.imgur.com/CIcpd5l.jpg)
(IMG:[i.imgur.com] http://i.imgur.com/jzwbDeB.jpg)
(IMG:[i.imgur.com] http://i.imgur.com/J00s0fI.jpg)
(IMG:[i.imgur.com] http://i.imgur.com/Tu6tYfg.jpg)
ass (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)

more asses than boobs? inconceivable. at least let's break even:

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(IMG:[s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com] https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/73/9e/4a/739e4a9de21ee1dc1df1e7cbbe46fc50.jpg)

more asses than boobs? inconceivable. at least let's break even:

I'll help! ^_°
(IMG:[puu.sh] http://puu.sh/oGAhz.jpg)
(IMG:[puu.sh] http://puu.sh/oGAmW.jpg)
(IMG:[puu.sh] http://puu.sh/oGAoH.jpg)

These Rules are.. harsh ^^ Camping the Bazaar (the hardcore way!) or actually.. you start playing & notice this Event -.- .. both are.. are there any Scripts to color Lv.1-10 gears there ? Post it here ! ^^

Also a like+ for all Asspics ! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Bump~ (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

http://hentaiverse.org/pages/showequip.php...;key=f18057856b
crap
so close
wish i am lower level

I think the level 0-1 thing is almost impossible

The only way to make it work without multi accounting yourself is by telling someone you know in real life to make an HV account and then sending them a piece of equip for bounding.

The other conditions aren't better either.
This is basically a thinly veiled excuse to post boob pics.

My lowest is Crude Buckler of the Nimble but it's level 17 (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)

I think the level 0-1 thing is almost impossible

The only way to make it work without multi accounting yourself is by telling someone you know in real life to make an HV account and then sending them a piece of equip for bounding.

The other conditions aren't better either.
This is basically a thinly veiled excuse to post boob pics.

(IMG:[jokideo.com] http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/meme/2014/05/Your-arguement-is-invalid.jpg)

I like this. Would an Exq Force Shield be worthwhile for low level players?

This post has been edited by mozilla browser: May 5 2016, 15:09

I like this. Would an Exq Force Shield be worthwhile for low level players?

Definitely...I'm adding it to the prizes (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

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This thread is totally safe for work.
Full of airbags. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)

This thread is totally safe for work.
Full of airbags. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)

Airbags? Not Meatbags?

Humpty Bumpty

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