QUOTE(Ichy @ Jan 30 2017, 19:53)

What? If you move out Mr. Squirrel will starve to death (IMG:[
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Mr Squirrel is grossly overweight. His body is like a balloon:
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I might have to put him on a diet.
Anyway, I'm sure Tenboro will have a plan for dealing with the birds and squirrels. He'll probably just come here each day to fill up the feeders while I relax in the basement.
QUOTE(Necromusume @ Jan 30 2017, 20:08)

Do you want to live in my basement? You can help oil the rape machines and keep the lolis company. I promise not to come in and clop while I watch you sleep. There are some species of spiders nobody's ever seen before; you could name one after Eila. I could use an assistant in the operating theater, but if you just want to game, I'll put up a curtain and let you keep at it.
Tenboro's basement is kind of creepy.
Hmmm, that's a tempting offer, and the lolis are a big bonus, but I was hoping for something like [
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As a NEET I feel I'm entitled to a lavish lifestyle.