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 Monster names that made you laugh, The Gallery Of Funny Monster Names |
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Aug 15 2018, 22:43
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Honeycat
Group: Catgirl Camarilla
Posts: 61,640
Joined: 25-February 07
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Hmm, OK. Maybe I'll make some monsters like A Man Cumming Hard In Your Ass or Gay Cum Splashed In Your Face or Fags Raping You Repeatedly.
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Aug 15 2018, 22:46
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Noni
Group: Catgirl Camarilla
Posts: 13,467
Joined: 19-February 16
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There once was a married couple. Their sex live had first become repetitive and infrequent, and by now it was non-existent. The wife had taken on jigsaw puzzles to pass the time while the husband watched sports all evenings. Her favorite jigsaws where mountain vistas. She got so caught up in the jigsaws, she hardly noticed anything around her when she was busy with them.
One evening, she was doing a giant mountain scenery jigsaw. Her husband felt lonely. And ignored. He walked up to her. She didn't even notice...
Then, while she was working on a difficult blue section, she saw it: a penis on the sky
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Aug 15 2018, 22:47
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Honeycat
Group: Catgirl Camarilla
Posts: 61,640
Joined: 25-February 07
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Male Cum Dripping From Your Mouth
Everyone will love to see that over and over in HV.
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Aug 16 2018, 00:07
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BlueWaterSplash
Group: Members
Posts: 3,419
Joined: 15-March 11
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The dakimakura on my bed is pretty dirty and has some stains on it, but they are just water stains. If I wash it then water stains will go away but the overall dirtiness and pilling is somewhat permanent.
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Aug 16 2018, 00:42
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RoadShoe
Group: Catgirl Camarilla
Posts: 3,241
Joined: 9-August 15
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QUOTE(Sesshomaru Moon @ Aug 15 2018, 13:43) 
Hmm, OK. Maybe I'll make some monsters like A Man Cumming Hard In Your Ass or Gay Cum Splashed In Your Face or Fags Raping You Repeatedly.
Sounds like a typical Corporate Conference call to me. (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) EDIT: Oh Wait! Shareholder's convention! That's a Shareholder's convention! I'm renaming Waifu Stain now. It'll remind you of those three suggestions every time you see it! (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif) This post has been edited by RoadShoe: Aug 16 2018, 00:47 |
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Aug 16 2018, 01:56
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RoadShoe
Group: Catgirl Camarilla
Posts: 3,241
Joined: 9-August 15
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QUOTE(Uncle Stu @ Aug 15 2018, 15:48) Oh, just wait until some of my monsters are getting visible. (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) I keep waiting. I set my monster counter red at 25 days, and scan every red one, regardless of owner. (And yep... I can tell there are scanners out there that have "Scanner-banned" certain owners. snicker.. snicker.. (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) ) Edit: I went along and Scanner-banned the two obvious once I figured it out. But just two, and yep... it's the two most are thinking it is. Since my counter was set at 25 days, I haven't seen one of yours yet.. (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif) Edit: But it's probably because you are popular around here, and everyone scans you. Hence.... I never see yours red. Some notable funny scans today:    And my newly named popped up immediately. May Sessh think of spewing jiz every time he sees it.  This post has been edited by RoadShoe: Aug 16 2018, 02:09 |
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Aug 16 2018, 02:13
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Uncle Stu
Group: Gold Star Club
Posts: 9,899
Joined: 4-February 12
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QUOTE(RoadShoe @ Aug 16 2018, 01:56)
I keep waiting.
Hey, not everyone can spend all his money into crystals. I have even heard some people had to spend a few months on repaying their debts. (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif) |
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Aug 16 2018, 02:17
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Juggernaut Santa
Group: Gold Star Club
Posts: 11,132
Joined: 26-April 12
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QUOTE(DJNoni @ Aug 15 2018, 22:46)
There once was a married couple. Their sex live had first become repetitive and infrequent, and by now it was non-existent. The wife had taken on jigsaw puzzles to pass the time while the husband watched sports all evenings. Her favorite jigsaws where mountain vistas. She got so caught up in the jigsaws, she hardly noticed anything around her when she was busy with them.
One evening, she was doing a giant mountain scenery jigsaw. Her husband felt lonely. And ignored. He walked up to her. She didn't even notice...
Then, while she was working on a difficult blue section, she saw it: a penis on the sky
For a moment I thought about another type of jigsaw, and I thought she was doing bricolage with a chainsaw and accidentally castrated her husband. Now, reader, you cannot unread it. Enjoy (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) QUOTE(Sesshomaru Moon @ Aug 15 2018, 22:47)
Male Cum Dripping From Your Mouth
Everyone will love to see that over and over in HV.
For sure! QUOTE(RoadShoe @ Aug 16 2018, 00:42)
I'm renaming Waifu Stain now.
(IMG:[ www.anime-planet.com] https://www.anime-planet.com/images/characters/stain-my-hero-academia-74741.jpg) YOU'RE DOING WHAT????!? |
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Aug 16 2018, 02:35
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Uncle Stu
Group: Gold Star Club
Posts: 9,899
Joined: 4-February 12
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QUOTE(Juggernaut Santa @ Aug 16 2018, 02:17)
Now, reader, you cannot unread it.
Oh please, i have a monster with chainsaw and dick in his name. You sir cant scare me. (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif) |
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Aug 16 2018, 03:09
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Ass Spanker
Group: Gold Star Club
Posts: 4,193
Joined: 25-July 12
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QUOTE(BlueWaterSplash @ Aug 16 2018, 06:07)
The dakimakura on my bed is pretty dirty
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Aug 16 2018, 03:32
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RoadShoe
Group: Catgirl Camarilla
Posts: 3,241
Joined: 9-August 15
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QUOTE(Juggernaut Santa @ Aug 15 2018, 17:17) Heh! I just moved the name to another lower PLV monster that had a bad name. (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) I want Sessh to see Jiz spewing everywhere in a very politically correct way. (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) And when trust fund baby shareholders talk, all anyone ever sees is Jiz spewing out. (OK.... now I'm just being mean. (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) ) QUOTE(Uncle Stu @ Aug 15 2018, 17:13) Hey, not everyone can spend all his money into crystals. I have even heard some people had to spend a few months on repaying their debts. (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif) Yep.. (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Like an addict -> I'll quit after just one more crystal pack... Just one more. This post has been edited by RoadShoe: Aug 16 2018, 03:37 |
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Aug 16 2018, 03:48
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Honeycat
Group: Catgirl Camarilla
Posts: 61,640
Joined: 25-February 07
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*sigh* Now I know what a kindergarten teacher goes through on a daily basis. (IMG:[ i.imgur.com] https://i.imgur.com/puu7fGS.gif) |
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Aug 18 2018, 14:52
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RoadShoe
Group: Catgirl Camarilla
Posts: 3,241
Joined: 9-August 15
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QUOTE(Sesshomaru Moon @ Aug 15 2018, 18:48) *sigh* Now I know what a kindergarten teacher goes through on a daily basis. (IMG:[ i.imgur.com] https://i.imgur.com/puu7fGS.gif) I'm tempted to name a monster "kindergarten teacher" kindergarten beacher kindergarten creature kindergarten leacher kindergarten preacher.... Possibilities on that one. (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
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Aug 18 2018, 15:38
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BlueWaterSplash
Group: Members
Posts: 3,419
Joined: 15-March 11
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huh? no more Waifu Stain? I never got to see it, I think that name sounds nice
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Aug 18 2018, 21:54
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Noni
Group: Catgirl Camarilla
Posts: 13,467
Joined: 19-February 16
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Aug 19 2018, 00:04
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Honeycat
Group: Catgirl Camarilla
Posts: 61,640
Joined: 25-February 07
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QUOTE(RoadShoe @ Aug 18 2018, 02:52)
I'm tempted to name a monster "kindergarten teacher"
That might be bad on a site like this. There's a song Hot For Teacher that's by Van Halen. Or you could just name it David Lee Roth Is Actually Gay. This post has been edited by Sesshomaru Moon: Aug 19 2018, 00:04 |
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Aug 19 2018, 02:52
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RoadShoe
Group: Catgirl Camarilla
Posts: 3,241
Joined: 9-August 15
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QUOTE(BlueWaterSplash @ Aug 18 2018, 06:38)
huh? no more Waifu Stain? I never got to see it, I think that name sounds nice
Waifu Stain is now my monster #200. He's still around but is a Plvl 1000 That keeps him out of Sessh's eye sight for a while. (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) QUOTE(DJNoni @ Aug 18 2018, 12:54) Great visual! (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Close your eyes and imagine what she looks like. QUOTE(Sesshomaru Moon @ Aug 18 2018, 15:04)
That might be bad on a site like this. There's a song Hot For Teacher that's by Van Halen. Or you could just name it David Lee Roth Is Actually Gay.
Yep... tempted, but didn't do the kindergarten thing. I agree... that one kind of reaches a little too far. Some wouldn't get the joke, and take it seriously... so nope... I'm not going there. (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif) And David Lee Roth... I don't know if he's full one way gay. I think he would just tap anything that's breathing. (IMG:[ invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Is he strictly gay, or is he bi? I sincerely don't know. EDIT: Spelling and tense error. This post has been edited by RoadShoe: Aug 19 2018, 02:53 |
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Aug 19 2018, 07:11
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redckck
Group: Members
Posts: 214
Joined: 3-May 14
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In 7 years ago, Darkmage Series x7 or x8....... never die
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