[X] My Assistant

If you want the lewd, undecent other side of the daki to use in it (I warned you):
[i.imgur.com] https://i.imgur.com/lyy9jV0.jpg

I also have the full, non-edited originals, if you want.

Don't lewd China ಠ_ಠ

Don't lewd China ಠ_ಠ

That's exactly because of that, that I've decided to do what I did. And frankly, it's much more fun that way.
Those who decided to use the lewd side of the daki anyway...

(IMG:[i.imgur.com] https://i.imgur.com/kC6ouOm.jpg)

Sorry, I think I should have said it before.

This post has been edited by decondelite: Oct 11 2017, 11:17

Not necessarily hilarious but eye-catching: "Uptown Ghoul" ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

Not necessarily hilarious but eye-catching: "Uptown Ghoul" ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

you immediately get that old song in your head! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

I recently thought that I would like to do a "guess what dakimakura is on my bed" contest, but I don't have any credits to give away. Someone else do that contest please. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

I recently thought that I would like to do a "guess what dakimakura is on my bed" contest, but I don't have any credits to give away. Someone else do that contest please. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

I don't have a daki. Considering buying one this Dec if I have some spare money left

Ehm, i think my searchengine is broken. When i search for dakimakura, all i get is a pic of an asian bloke humping a pillow. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

Ehm, i think my searchengine is broken. When i search for dakimakura, all i get is a pic of an asian bloke humping a pillow. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

Working as intended.

I don't look for daki pictures in E-H, but elsewhere, if that's what you wanted to do.

Working as intended.

Ah, i dont wanna know. Got it. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

tag:netorare

(IMG:[screenshots.firefoxusercontent.com] https://screenshots.firefoxusercontent.com/images/f0ecb459-af2e-41e9-9a31-cbdd40fc5df5.png)

I constantly run into them, I always just imagine a monster with sign above it's head saying that.

Scanning The Morning Wood Fairy...
HP: 47278 / 50402 MP: 68% SP: 40%
Monster Class: Daimon, Power Level 1222
Monster Trainer: DJNoni
Melee Attack: Slashing
The Morning Wood Fairy uses Boioioioioioing, and hits you for 1432 slashing damage.

Haven't been able to catch more attacks names before she finishes herself on my shield. Stupid fairy is too stupid to use her skills. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)

Scanning The Morning Wood Fairy...
HP: 47278 / 50402 MP: 68% SP: 40%
Monster Class: Daimon, Power Level 1222
Monster Trainer: DJNoni
Melee Attack: Slashing
The Morning Wood Fairy uses Boioioioioioing, and hits you for 1432 slashing damage.

Haven't been able to catch more attacks names before she finishes herself on my shield. Stupid fairy is too stupid to use her skills. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)

Boioioioioioing (that's a reference to the origin - Beavis & Butthead. Epic episode about them doing a science project to find out why we get morning wood. Wood, also refered to as boioioioing by these two)
Stand up Straight (not so funny, I know)
High Grade Wood (that's a reference to another monster that I have 'high Grade Morning Wood'


And do you really think this fairy is too stupid to use her skills? Wait until tomorrow morning, she'll have a little surprise for you!

This post has been edited by DJNoni: Oct 20 2017, 19:00

Fairies are stupid and weak, period. You can't help it. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/duck.gif)

I once came across a doujinshi that I'm pretty sure had something called a "Cum-irea". The pun physically hurt me, but I laughed regardless (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

I feel bad when I hit my monster (Jong-un) shitless and he still brings back home gifts

Working as intended.

At least it isn't that German guy who is 300% memes. The one that you found might be legitimate (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

I feel bad when I hit my monster (Jong-un) shitless and he still brings back home gifts

My little dictator cannot be this tsundere (°ロ°) !

I feel bad when I hit my monster (Jong-un) shitless and he still brings back home gifts

Did he say "More!" ?

Ah you made me realize something good about making a high PL monster. Eventually I will get to fight them.

When I was like level 50 to 100, I was always trying to stuff my monsters with crystals so I could get their PL high enough that I could fight them. But I could never sufficiently outrace my own level. Guess eventually we all get a second chance at it, when monster PL maxes out after player level 250.