[X] My Assistant

Wait those Hong Meilings don't have the same owner. They can't anyway, because you can't fight 2 monsters from same owner in one battle.

I got curious so I looked up who is Hong Meiling but she is not so special lol.

I like Amphibious Sperm Whale also, it killed me with bukkake when I was starting out.

Sunny Leone

Hong Meiling My Wife Three

Ok I just renamed a monster of mine "Hong Meiling My Wife Tree"
Yeah tree. A motherfuckin tree.

edit: thinking about it, she has already enough husbands, and I'm not that into plant girls
I'll stick to a more sane "Hong Meiling NOT Your Wife" (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/duck.gif)

This post has been edited by End Of All Hope: Oct 10 2017, 11:17

I got curious so I looked up who is Hong Meiling but she is not so special lol.

People fighting over her proves otherwise you know.
But that gave me a terrifying idea. See you tomorrow for the surprise.

Yeah tree. A motherfuckin tree.

edit: thinking about it, she has already enough husbands, and I'm not that into plant girls
I'll stick to a more sane "Hong Meiling NOT Your Wife" (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/duck.gif)

Why did I laugh

Oh god, it's escalating (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Giant, reptilian, sprite, humanoid, but NOT dragonkin? I refuse to acknowledge.

Make it "The Real Hong Meiling".

Mine is a dragonkin.

Guys, I'm thoroughly enjoying this Hong Meiling arms race! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) A big trumps-up from me, to all who contributes! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

My little Hong Meiling can't be this cute (shit, over 30 characters)

My little Hong Meiling can't be this cute (shit, over 30 characters)

My little Hong Meiling would work?
And there's still room for:
H.M. my girlfriend
H.M. my ex
H.M. my friend with benefits
H.M. somebody I used to know (should be Undead)
H.M. my biggest mistake (should be Giant)

Feel free to use as desired.

My little Hong Meiling can't be this cute (shit, over 30 characters)

"My little Meiling can't be this cute" is cutting it close already

friend with benefits

You gave me an idea for a monster name "Enemy with benefits" (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
(attack t1: benefit, of course)

"My little Meiling can't be this cute" is cutting it close already

Nice idea.
Let's see if someone can meet 3+ hong meiling monsters in the same round.
My "Hong Meiling not your wife" is in range to be found (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/duck.gif)

"Hong Meiling Bootleg by Chinese"

I got curious so I looked up who is Hong Meiling but she is not so special lol.

(°ロ°) ! Are you seriously dissing comrade Meiling?
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) To the laogai with you

Because you seem to like her, I made this version of battle unfocus just for you:

Battle Unfocus - Hong Meiling your wife too

(will be updated later)


Please people do not spoil the secret surprise.

If you want the lewd, undecent other side of the daki to use in it (I warned you):
[i.imgur.com] https://i.imgur.com/lyy9jV0.jpg

I also have the full, non-edited originals, if you want.

This post has been edited by decondelite: Jul 22 2018, 15:06

I guess i'll join for a little bit (the miniskirt theme will probably get name punished since repetitive...)

Now... My knowledge of Touhou Project is a little lacking, and by lacking i mean non existent, but hey... We have internet.

Mmm... a youkai... aha... yes... yes... Scarlet Beauty... Not the best at her job...
Ok... Let's do this:

I guess i'll join for a little bit (the miniskirt theme will probably get name punished since repetitive...)

Now... My knowledge of Touhou Project is a little lacking, and by lacking i mean non existent, but hey... We have internet.

Mmm... a youkai... aha... yes... yes... Scarlet Beauty... Not the best at her job...
Ok... Let's do this:

The attacks should have been

- Sleep while guarding
- Skip guard duty
- *knifed*

This post has been edited by as013: Oct 10 2017, 22:48

The attacks should have been

- Sleep while guarding
- Skip guard duty
- *knifed*

Please people do not spoil the secret surprise.
If you want the lewd, undecent other side of the daki to use in it (I warned you):

(⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)

This post has been edited by reality_marble: Oct 11 2017, 03:51