[X] My Assistant

The database is built from user-submitted scans. Somebody has to be running the userscript, encounter the monster, scan it, and upload the scan.

Aaaah.... Interesting.
Thank you.
Happy New Year, all!

My monsters unnamed themselves (besides the top two ones), now I don't fucking remember their names lmao.

Well, welcome to "Bad Localizer Replaced by AI" and "Your Attention Span" (skill names are Instagram and Tiktok, ofc), I guess.

I have met a monest named "Donald Trump is a Traitor"
LMAO

PSG LGDs Turn To Pick
Nice. Though it's back to just LGD now.

I think I saw an "Eric Shun" recently, got a chuckle out of me.

I've never seen it, but trying to rename informs me that Velocifaptor already exists.

That one does sound familiar. Mayhap you should play on lower difficulties occasionally, just for this thread’s sake?

Recent first (?) encounter: God Walking amongst Catgirls

Recent re-encounter: All Hands on Dick (it is stupid but it just works for me!)

Recent re-encounter: All Hands on Dick (it is stupid but it just works for me!)

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Canadian Wildfire Smoke just killed somebody. I hope you Canadians are happy. If you didn't have so many darned trees, this wouldn't happen.

"Dont Put Pineapple On Pizza has been defeated."

This post has been edited by yerhum: Jan 20 2024, 10:12

"Fist of the Porn Star"

donald trump series and biden series

donald trump series and biden series

Oh yeah ive seen the "trump the herald of nurgle" and "biden the herald of slaanesh"

Those are pretty funny

This post has been edited by Queen Tyrahnee: Jan 30 2024, 15:37

I encounter Tranny quite frequently lmao

I've seen "Flying Moron" in Isekai. Pulled a laugh out of me.

Hard Gay just got a chuckle out of me cause I know who he is (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

GeForce rtx 3070 ti

Someone was dreaming I guess

I made a monster in the Lv 26 range as of 2/25, just wait till you encounter it. it'll gain a level or 2 every couple days.

ugh.. we use goorble recaptcha? the name of the evil spyware company must not be named. (first post) gotta disable my google blocking firewall rule..

I'll post the name and attack name if no one finds it funny in like a month.

This post has been edited by Joshex: Feb 25 2024, 22:03

I made a monster in the Lv 26 range as of 2/25, just wait till you encounter it. it'll gain a level or 2 every couple days.

ugh.. we use goorble recaptcha? the name of the evil spyware company must not be named. (first post) gotta disable my google blocking firewall rule..

I'll post the name and attack name if no one finds it funny in like a month.

low level monsters rarely get in combat, and if they do, most players around here are too high level to see it.
having a high level monster (the kind of monster that we see over and over every day) costs millions of credits and won't really be worth it. It's just something you do as a late game objective.

Onan is a biblical character, you can probably get the story out of google. Onanism is usually synonym with masturbation or fucking for fun without reproductive purposes.

not that the bible says fapping is wrong

Leviticus 22: verse 1: And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying, 4 - 7; verse 4: What man soever of the seed of Aaron is a leper, or hath a running issue; he shall not eat of the holy things, until he be clean. And whoso toucheth any thing that is unclean by the dead, or a man whose seed goeth from him; verse 6 and 7:the soul which hath touched any such shall be unclean until the even, and shall not eat of the holy things, unless he wash his flesh with water. And when the sun is down, he shall be clean, and shall afterward eat of the holy things; because it is his food.

can't get a more clear word from God than that.

"hey stupid human, yes you, if you're going to get cum all over yourself from fapping, at least wash with water before going in public, and especially before eating, what kinda moron are you!, noone wants to shake your hand with cum all over it, and noone wants to share food you've touched with cummy hands! do I really need to spell it out?"

"so it's not a sin to fap?"

"no just wash yourself after ok?"


Edit, important note here; back then it was ok to wash with just water, but today you're expected to also use soap. thanks for that. thats not God's word necessarily mind you (it might be it might not be) but.. we invented soap, and we know cum doesn't fully wash off without it today. well I mean it does, over time, but are you going to wash with water, dry, exfoliate, trim your nails, and wash again a few times?

Also God cares about whats in the heart, even when fapping. so. it's not a sin itself. whats in your heart even when not fapping is what counts.

- God gives me sexy dreams a lot, those characters are entirely mine, not based on any person here that I know of. plus I fap to anime hentai, because contrary to policies in several countries; I know they are fictional characters and cannot be victimized by my oogling and fapping to them. some times I dream of hentai. Praised be Yeshu for such beautiful and lucid experiences. yes I care about those girls, I see them a lot actually, many are repeat characters over years. I don't worship them, but I do care. - I know I'm strange and could be considered insane. Meh, I'm a Forkhead what do you expect?

This post has been edited by Joshex: Feb 27 2024, 04:13