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Saw one recently that made me laugh, "migratory coconut".

Nearly Departed, in the context that I had previously often run into Almost but Not Quite Dead, both of them undead monsters.

Oh well, two more masterpieces by Roadshoe, it seems.

And a third one is Regenerating Degenerate, poetic in a way that makes me jealous.

Matt Daimon

Encountered one monster in RE named "Don't quit your jerking job" (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

"Cunningluslime" was one I encountered in a game.

Funny names I've seen what I can remember quickly

Who stole my peerless
iPhone 12
Your father
Bored salaryman
Your Mom's BF
Yaoi Cupid
Zombie waifu

Mutin Pudak - that one is like local Russian meme about president Vlаdimir Рutin.
Mudak is like "jerk" or "dick" in Russian.
But that's not so funny. I usually don't look at monsters' names but it last second I
saw that. And it caught my eye. I looked closer in log and there was:

Mutin Pudak uses Totalitarism, and hits you for 1267 crushing damage
Mutin Pudak uses Authoritarism, and hits you for 1156 crushing damage
Mutin Pudak uses Antiterrorism, and hits you for 2006 crushing damage

that was very funny. Who didn't get it - these are measures of his regime he "bullies" all Russian people.
That's not funny actually irl but in terms of HentaiVerse monster attacks it made me laugh.

Which is notable Antiterrorism, hits almost twice harder, as irl where noble slogans hide quite unpleasant
measures of additional control and restrictions for common people.

This post has been edited by Exej88: Aug 13 2023, 21:24

I wonder what kinds of monster names there would have been if the Hentaiverse had existed during the Cold war.

Maybe I should rename one or two.

Funny names I've seen what I can remember quickly

Who stole my peerless
iPhone 12
Your father
Bored salaryman
Your Mom's BF
Yaoi Cupid
Zombie waifu

Was that one of mine, I wonder?

(IMG:[files.catbox.moe] https://files.catbox.moe/0ihzkg.png)

...I fear I have run out of ideas for monster names. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

Was that one of mine, I wonder?

It's so strange, there's so many people on this site, I posted the list, and after a few hours someone already writes that they recognized their monster)
Mr Rothschild
Yeah, I didn't recall exact name. It was your monster for sure =)

P.S. Nice to see that even though you're so busy ruling this world, you still found some time to hang out with us in Hentaiverse)

...I fear I have run out of ideas for monster names. rolleyes.gif

Many people copy some part to bunch of their monsters, don't worry. In fights you always see something like
Panhun Taiwan ___
In memory of ___
I will take it ___
I don't fear ___
Holysheepknight ___
___ cancer
Patron ___
etc.
So it's ok.

This post has been edited by Exej88: Aug 16 2023, 07:30

I'll be adding here new. Some names are funny not by itself, but if you imagine that you met this in your fantasy travel. Or the fact that it exists in fantasy world.

Chicken President
Giant Kitten
Exploding gay
Need charged elem shoes
Baroness von Bon Bon
Very Tiny Giant
Honey I Fucked The Kids
Bus (funny in terms that we hit it with sword until it's destroyed)
El-hazard (Like Al-Hazred)
Do not kill me plz
Los Pollos Hermanos
The Duck Of Death
Fried Mozarella Cheese
Daddys Princess Hole
Hit me harder
Tiny Clever Commander
Touched Myself 3x Today
Weapon Of Ass Destruction 011
I Have Seen Enough Hentai
Social Justice Warrior
Nutkicker
HV is better than fapping

This post has been edited by Exej88: Aug 17 2023, 23:45

Honey I Fucked The Kids is mine : D

And El Hazzard is an anime from the mid-90s.

So it's ok.

(IMG:[files.catbox.moe] https://files.catbox.moe/8w5gzb.png)

Go forth and multiply my children -- You shall be legion.

P.S. Nice to see that even though you're so busy ruling this world, you still found some time to hang out with us in Hentaiverse)

[musashi.fandom.com] https://musashi.fandom.com/wiki/Rothschild
My namesake actually comes from this guy.
Although, in all honesty, it's probably just a reference to the person you're thinking of.
That reminds me -- I've been meaning to update my avatar for a while now. *Yoink* (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool.gif)

Monster from random encounter: Fellator of Snowflake (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Go forth and multiply my children -- You shall be legion.

No, sir, I meant there's nothing to be embarrassed about)

My namesake actually comes from this guy.

Aww... no =(
I just wanted to ask you couple things about next financial crisis and what stocks to buy) like I have money
Actually I hAd surmices, that you're not real Rothschild, but I wanted to ask just in case.

Previous avatar suited you very well.
Such an old school gentleman speaking like : "I fear ..." and "... , I wonder?"

That aristocratic vibe - that looked really nice =) What character that was?

This post has been edited by Exej88: Aug 17 2023, 22:48

Previous avatar suited you very well.
Such an old school gentleman speaking like : "I fear ..." and "... , I wonder?"

That aristocratic vibe - that looked really nice =) What character that was?

(IMG:[files.catbox.moe] https://files.catbox.moe/ezdfao.jpg)
That would be my character from the Penny Arcade game: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode II
He's been my Steam avatar for a decade, and was serving as a placeholder on this forum.


And to keep from going too far off-topic; One of my (possibly) funny monster names before the malady of ennui befell me:
A Murder of Cliff Racers

CODE

Scanning Im Gonna Undress You...
    HP: 12859 / 40622     MP: 100%     SP: 100%
Monster Class:    Giant, Power Level 2003
Monster Trainer:    Deadbeatvvv
Melee Attack:    Crushing

CODE

Scanning You Can Undress Me...
    HP: 9516 / 37077     MP: 100%     SP: 100%
Monster Class:    Dragonkin, Power Level 2003
Monster Trainer:    Deadbeatvvv
Melee Attack:    Piercing

Came across these two today. Not in the same battle, unfortunately.

Came across these two today. Not in the same battle, unfortunately.

They have the same trainer so they can't ever appear in the same round.

Just ran into "Happy Little Cloud"

Jack Hanma, the one and only.

From this Isekai season :

Givememoarcreditsmommy (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)