[X] My Assistant

I scanned her and saw who the trainer was (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)
Wanna hear a joke about morning wood? (I read it on some site before)

Did I miss the joke before it was edited out? Or am I just missing the joke now?

In the world of Bladerunner 2048, or just in many large forests of our world, many people are mourning wood...

This post has been edited by sogeth: May 22 2023, 00:29

mourning wood

It’s funny how I learn English pronunciation on text-based discussion forums.

Being that mourning is a word I’ve encountered (almost?) exclusively in writing, I’ve always thought it rhymes with burning. Until today.

Mourning in the morning,
mourning all through the night.

Did I miss the joke before it was edited out? Or am I just missing the joke now?

In the world of Bladerunner 2048, or just in many large forests of our world, many people are mourning wood...

This was the joke I wanted to share before:


An old man's son is trying to convince him to move into a nursing home after his wife died.

The son tells his dad that it'll be good for him, and he'll be well taken care of.

"They'll cook you good food, and clean up after you, and you'll make plenty of new friends."

The old man thinks about it for a few weeks, and agrees to go for few weeks to try it out.

On his first morning there, he wakes up with a hard-on. Before he has a chance to even move, the most beautiful nurse he's ever seen walks in. She notices his boner under his sheets, and without a word, gives him the best blowjob he's had in years. When she's finished, she leaves without saying anything.

The old man is beaming ear to ear and calls up his son.

"Son, this place is great. I woke up with morning wood, and the most beautiful nurse came in and gave me a great blowjob! It was fantastic!"

The son replies, "Glad to hear you're enjoying yourself Pop, I hope you really like it there from now on."

Later in the day, the old man is walking back to his room, and falls down onto the ground. Suddenly, before he has a chance to get back to his feet, a massive orderly grabs him from behind. Without a word, the orderly screws him in the ass, and then leaves without saying anything.

The old man immediately crawls to the nearest phone, and tells his son about it.

"Son, you gotta get me out of here! I fell down and was butt-fucked by a massive male orderly!"

"Hang on a minute Dad. This morning you told me you got a blowjob from waking up with an erection. Maybe you just have to take the good with the bad, huh?"

The old man replies, "No, no, you don't understand! I only get an erection once every couple months. I fall down 5 or 6 times a day!"

This post has been edited by Marx28: May 23 2023, 12:42

papichan.

I am most impressed when the witty monster name is meta/specific to HV, especially other monster names.

I feel it is my duty to notify you of the following monsters (by trainer Roadshoe):

Dong Feeling My Wife

Shadowpussy

After some browsing of the Monster Database, I suspect Roadshoe is the wittiest monster namer of us all. Further investigations are definitely needed.

I feel it is my duty to notify you of the following monsters (by trainer Roadshoe):

Dong Feeling My Wife

Shadowpussy

After some browsing of the Monster Database, I suspect Roadshoe is the wittiest monster namer of us all. Further investigations are definitely needed.

Me and roadshoe had some laughs with monster names, yes. Those were the days. I love Shadowpussy. Some things are better in the soft shadows than in the hard full light.

Oh, and just to be clear about it: Those two were recent encounters. I was also doing some browsing of the database around the same time, so it came naturally to check the trainer.

Would be fun to see a timeline of all the Hong Meiling themed monsters there are. I have a vague memory of having read a forum discussion that probably inspired most of them.

EDIT: Browsing the monsters database, I wonder how many Lestion-themed monsters are missing. I’m positive I’ve encountered (and smiled at) Lestion Is Best Ion several times.

This post has been edited by Katajanmarja: Jun 9 2023, 06:29

From random encounter, one monster named: The Grim Peeper (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

not the funniest name, but nice in the context:

Greatawakenedoneoftheuniverse has been roused from its sleep.

After the sleep spell vanished..., but not for long

This post has been edited by jtk1996: Jun 12 2023, 23:41

donald trump & joe biden

999 Round Pffest

...Ah. Another one by Roadshoe.

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mad.gif) Who took the name of "RANDOM NAME BL"?
Now my continuity is broken.

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mad.gif) Who took the name of "RANDOM NAME BL"?
Now my continuity is broken.

your monster naming is bad and you should feel bad

Surprisingly many of those names make sense if the "name" part is dropped, though.

(I had to face a Random BJ today...)

your monster naming is bad and you should feel bad

It is a self-contradictory piece of installation art to reflect on the idea of originality in the work of art in the age of mechanical reproduction.

It is a self-contradictory piece of installation art to reflect on the idea of originality in the work of art in the age of mechanical reproduction.

does not fit with the theme of this thread. I start an expunge petition.
Noni: +100 (veto holder)

the monster names have been expunged.

Holy popcorn, this is the first time I see heavy artillery in action when it comes to HV monster names!

(Supposing that the above comment was more than a joke and those mosters actually got flagged.)

It's obviously a joke considering Noni is heavily invested in the whole funny monster names stuff to the point of sponsoring events promoting more variety in monster names, and of course interested in that they are funny. In fact this very same thread we're posting in right now was made by Noni like 6 years ago apparently so yeah. That said I just read all of the above and well, can say susancat is in for a nasty surprise next time monsters need feeding (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/duck.gif)

It's obviously a joke

My wording was "more than a joke", not "not a joke".

I seriously don’t know how often monsters get flagged here.

That said, the warning you shared is pure gold.

does not fit with the theme of this thread. I start an expunge petition.
Noni: +100 (veto holder)

the monster names have been expunged.

True. Now I see no point keeping this naming system since the continuity is broken.
For "RANDOM NAME AA" to "RANDOM NAME AZ' and "RANDOM NAME BA" to "RANDOM NAME BP",
they will be renamed as soon as I can think of a new name for them.

edit: renaming is completed.

This post has been edited by susancat: Jul 2 2023, 08:54