[X] My Assistant

I'm puzzled, what course of action should I take - "dude, stop jerking", "don't quite your jerking job" or "meet me at the hotel room"? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

I always thought there was a story somewhere with those, like "meet me at the hotel room" goes before "your man just left" etc.
Haven't seen scatgirl in a while, I wonder if it went back to being just a catgirl

I keep getting attacked by "Someone in HV Loves you" and I'm not sure that's true (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
My Little Noni keeps attacking me too

My favourite is "I fondled your monster" though

I never thought one of mine would actually be the topic of a discussion here. That is so beautiful. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/anime_cry.gif)

And it wasnt the first or only one.

it made a good laugh for me since I didn't know that there are mobs with German names around. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Well i thought it would be good to have some variations, i mean worst case it would at least be a unique name. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

Recently encountered: Dylsexia (sic).

Cat Mom

Just met goddamn Osamacare during isekai. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Cat Mom

Oh, I met that too, yesterday (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Little Bitch Academia
In Memory of Fuck You

As soon as I saw "Lemon Lime" I just knew it had to be a sprite.

Scanning Lemon Lime...
HP: 116925 / 116925 MP: 44% SP: 46%
Monster Class: Sprite, Power Level 1902

Lemon Lime uses I am better than 7 Up, and hits you for 689 piercing damage
Lemon Lime casts Super Special Killer Combo, and hits you for 3964 void damage

See, because I made a sprite, just so I could name it "Uncle Ahh", a joke (so called) that I doubted anyone would ever see or get, but NOW, now, I know that at least Sushilicious would get it...

Quick edit to add anither to my list of "HV-specific commentary monsters" (up there with "Epstein Was Here"):

Scanning Jerking Easy Hv Hard...
HP: 160721 / 178302 MP: 43% SP: 34%
Monster Class: Dragonkin, Power Level 2003
Monster Trainer: FreeloaderV




This post has been edited by sogeth: Sep 4 2021, 00:19

Invisible Air
Of course the air is invisible, obviously ! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

I Am Very Very Hungry dropped [Monster Cuisine]

I can see why.

Happy Pills Anonymous.

This post has been edited by Katajanmarja: Nov 13 2021, 00:00

Officer Pantsoffski

I don't remember encountering that enemy before, and unfortunately dot from dark spells finished it off before I had a chance to see the skills

Officer Pantsoffski

I don't remember encountering that enemy before, and unfortunately dot from dark spells finished it off before I had a chance to see the skills

I hadn't gotten round to fixing them, but I did now

I keep getting attacked by "Someone in HV Loves you" and I'm not sure that's true (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
[...]

It is! Or was... quite a sad story:

Somebody In Hv Loves You hits you for 543 crushing damage. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)
Your spike shield hits Somebody In Hv Loves You for 77 points of elec damage.
Somebody In Hv Loves You gains the effect Deep Burns. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blush.gif)
Shatter Strike hits Somebody In Hv Loves You for 6726 crushing damage (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)
Somebody In Hv Loves You gains the effect Stunned. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

[...]
Conflict has been defeated.
The effect Deep Burns on Somebody In Hv Loves You has expired. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif)
You gain the effect Focusing. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif)
The effect Stunned on Somebody In Hv Loves You has expired. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)
Somebody In Hv Loves You uses I hate you, and hits you for 1934 crushing damage (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)
Somebody In Hv Loves You uses I like you, and hits you for 2369 crushing damage (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)
Somebody In Hv Loves You uses I feel you, and hits you for 5521 dark damage (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
Your Spark of Life restores you from the brink of defeat. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/anime_cry.gif)
You gain the effect Cloak of the Fallen. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/faint.gif)

[that definitely was the point where it went too far so I had to end it]

You cast Full-Cure. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool2.gif)
Somebody In Hv Loves You has been defeated. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/duck.gif)

[nothing was left by Somebody In Hv Loves You]
Conflict dropped [Monster Chow]
Subterraneans dropped [Spirit Draught]
You gain 156449 EXP!

"Conflict" is a nice name, too - especially in this context. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool.gif)

btw "Somebody In Hv Loves You" is [Undead, Power Level 1565] by "mouisaac"

btw "Somebody In Hv Loves You" is [Undead, Power Level 1565] by "mouisaac"

So, "Somebody In Hv Loves You" is an Undead? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
Did they died then revived by the Power of Love, and due to being corrupted by curse, they ends up attacking the one they love? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)
Hmmmm..... such a Tragic Background story.......

Lost My Tail Somewhere
encountered in isekai

Wait Neighbor I Can Explain

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Saw several Xperia in Isekai. I have some names similar, unfortunatly I rare encountered my own monster, as they leveling to low