[X] My Assistant

Poor pandas, I can't bear to kill them.

Scatgirl uses 2 girls 1 cup.
Scatgirl uses Crushing Strike
Scatgirl casts Festering Touch.


Come on, two more to go.

Scatgirl uses Analogy
Scatgirl uses Eschatology
Scatgirl uses The Best of Anal Cunt
Scatgirl uses Anal Cunt Unplugged
Scatgirl uses Deuce and a Half
Scatgirl uses Its Log
Scatgirl uses Captains Log
Scatgirl uses Chocolate Wand
Scatgirl uses Chocolate Banana
Scatgirl casts Pain au Chocolat
Scatgirl casts Not So Pink Unko

Scatgirl uses 2 girls 1 cup.
Scatgirl uses Crushing Strike
Scatgirl casts Festering Touch.
Come on, two more to go.

Scatgirl uses Analogy
Scatgirl uses Eschatology
Scatgirl uses The Best of Anal Cunt
Scatgirl uses Anal Cunt Unplugged
Scatgirl uses Deuce and a Half
Scatgirl uses Its Log
Scatgirl uses Captains Log
Scatgirl uses Chocolate Wand
Scatgirl uses Chocolate Banana
Scatgirl casts Pain au Chocolat
Scatgirl casts Not So Pink Unko

I never did get round to the 2nd and 3rd attacks, I may be nicking 2 of those

Sweet MIG29 (the sister of Sweet F16, I presume).

Kids from America; MILFs from Russia, with love.

This post has been edited by Katajanmarja: Apr 22 2021, 19:38

All Monty Python references, really. Also sought an Inner Daemon once.

Nine Dicks Fox will always have a special place in my... heart.

Peerless Stuff of Distraction

I’ve recently returned to playing some arenas on low difficulties, and encountered several funny ones, most notably:

1. Monsters Rights Activist

2. Registered Text Offender

3. Lexiconnoisseur (the opposite of the former?)

4. Surveillance Chimera

5. Almost but Not Quite Dead

6. Sabertooth Squirrel

Pee Pee Poo Poo (I'm juvenile, I know.)


Most of what I seem to run into, at least at my level and difficulty, are variants on;
"I will take it--"
"in memory of--"
"--Stark"
"Wait --- I can explain"
"Sin Sack"
and what I think are intended to be nonsensical Kung Fu move names like "Flying Elephant Stamps Rat", the last of which makes me chortle. Not sure what the first one is about, though. Some meme I'm not net-savvy enough to know, probably.

Pee Pee Poo Poo (I'm juvenile, I know.)
Most of what I seem to run into, at least at my level and difficulty, are variants on;
"I will take it--"
"in memory of--"
"--Stark"
"Wait --- I can explain"
"Sin Sack"
and what I think are intended to be nonsensical Kung Fu move names like "Flying Elephant Stamps Rat", the last of which makes me chortle. Not sure what the first one is about, though. Some meme I'm not net-savvy enough to know, probably.

HV has a lot of Chinese, Taiwanese and Korean players, so you can generally assume if there's a joke it feels like you don't get, it's probably a meme from one of their parts of the internet (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Maybe once I get all the monsters I want set up I'll make a few jokey-named ones myself in any future slots. Might be able to convince people to run away from them as a reward for laughing at it... well, one can hope, anyway.

One evening not so long a go, I spent a lot of time trying to locate the... uh, gadget that lets players browse other players’ monsters (lots of them, possibly all of them) outside the game itself. I’m positive I’ve come across it earlier.

Noni-sama, if that thing exists, could you please link it to the first message of this thread?

From meta to the topic itself: Flaming Snowman, spotted already last September.

One evening not so long a go, I spent a lot of time trying to locate the... uh, gadget that lets players browse other players’ monsters (lots of them, possibly all of them) outside the game itself. I’m positive I’ve come across it earlier.

Noni-sama, if that thing exists, could you please link it to the first message of this thread?

From meta to the topic itself: Flaming Snowman, spotted already last September.

The old one went away. The new one is [hv-monster.skk.moe] https://hv-monster.skk.moe/

I like Rich Catgrill
That one made me chuckle.

Little Bitch Academy

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)


(more a wishful fantasy rather then a joke, but still ...)

QUEST

Warrior or Mage, are you brave enough to take on my quest? I am in need of the following:

a screenshot - not photoshopped! - of a round of battle with these two monsters in it:

Zed The Master Of Shadows and Led The Master Of Lights

You can earn a quick 100k credits if you are the first to succeed!

Difficulty: *
Location: Any HV battle

QUEST

Warrior or Mage, are you brave enough to take on my quest? I am in need of the following:

a screenshot - not photoshopped! - of a round of battle with these two monsters in it:

Zed The Master Of Shadows and Led The Master Of Lights

You can earn a quick 100k credits if you are the first to succeed!

Difficulty: *
Location: Any HV battle

I've upgraded Led to powerlevel 2013 so there is a fair chance you'll encounter her. Zed is around the same level, around 100 levels lower iirc

Set the Monsterbation option if you don't want to miss them while flying through.

CODE

    monsterKeywords: '/The Master Of/', //      highlight monsters where the name, id or max hp match this expression, set to false to disable
                            //      example: '/(Meiling|MID=70699|HP=243060)/'

GF or IW is obviously the best bet, more monsters per round.
I wouldn't offer a bounty for it personally; it's too easy to manufacture by editing the page with Inspect Element.

Set the Monsterbation option if you don't want to miss them while flying through.

CODE

    monsterKeywords: '/The Master Of/', //      highlight monsters where the name, id or max hp match this expression, set to false to disable
                            //      example: '/(Meiling|MID=70699|HP=243060)/'

GF or IW is obviously the best bet, more monsters per round.
I wouldn't offer a bounty for it personally; it's too easy to manufacture by editing the page with Inspect Element.

I think that's broken -> that still tries to use the old monster database. We can ask OnceForAll to make a quick fix: https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showtopic=247209

This post has been edited by Noni: May 22 2021, 15:04

I didn't try the ID or the HP match yet, but those are both sent at the round start. I've been using the name match, and it works fine, it just uses the page data.