[X] My Assistant

"your resistance only makes me harder"-horse

saw a monster called: "pokemon go player"

Sometimes I see native languages and think 'hellow there fellow perv'

So many are pretty close to gibberish to me these days so I just mow through them, but a while back I ran into "Melange and Wolf" and had a good laugh at the Dune x Spice & Wolf reference. Recently I've seen "Yuruyuri Hajimaruyo" and "Kyouko Toshinou" which bring a smile to my face.

In Memory Of Fuck You

In Memory Of Fuck You uses Doom Draper.
In Memory Of Fuck You uses Death Denier.
In Memory Of Fuck You uses Divine Darkness.

I saw retarded dragon girl today, and it made me smile.

HongMeiling My Wife

I always wanted to make them jokes, but when I made them I remembered the early days when I was playing h-verse and:

"Hey, this [I fear crushing] monster is strong vs crushing! I should report this!"

and got a "Yeah....ok...but we care more about the racist and stupid type of stuff..." type of response.

So I researched if I should make Vultan a avion or beast. Then I realized how ridiculous I was being and got somewhat generic/obscure with them, heh..

This post has been edited by Zellmer: Oct 20 2016, 05:10

14 2 Scanning Zstylzhemghi...
Monster Class: Giant, Power Level 1145
Monster Trainer: k7z2a5g0n7i4x0019l
14 1 You use Scan.

I laughed.

This post has been edited by ppp82p: Oct 21 2016, 03:09

Christopher Hitchens used slashing attack!
(I didn't get to see his other moves.)

I do not fear GC00018 (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

I do not fear GC00018 (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

you should fear GC (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/duck.gif)

you should fear GC (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/duck.gif)

I fear him 154 times. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

I fear smash him 154 times. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

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'Is It In Yet' always makes me laugh x)

high-level monster I hadn't seen before:

Cost Benefit analysis

high-level monster I hadn't seen before:

Cost Benefit analysis

Superlatanium (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Maybe someday you will fight the "CEO of Fakku." Try to dodge his "DMCA takedown notice," and try to stop him before he uses his ultimate, "Call Wani." But don't worry, in the end he is only a weak low level monster.

Maybe someday you will fight the "CEO of Fakku." Try to dodge his "DMCA takedown notice," and try to stop him before he uses his ultimate, "Call Wani." But don't worry, in the end he is only a weak low level monster.

Unfortunately low level monsters are visible only to very low levels on low difficulty (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

Today I encountered two funny monsters! And that's rare at my level:

Angry Road Shoe - okay, it's angry, but what is it?? Some kind of shoe?? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Disgruntled Parakeet - That little bird sure looks unhappy to see me! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)