"It's A CHRISTMAS PARTY!! Do me a favor and hand out these invites for my stellar birthday bash, will ya? And quickly, we're gonna start any minute"
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"Come on back, buddy! It's time to start the party!"
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"I've set up some pizza and some sparkling wigglers - just hit that boom box and we'll get the party started!"
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"Alright, the guests should be arriving an minute!"
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"I'm sure everyone just got lost. This place is kinda hard to find"
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"Feel free to mingle with um... nobody"
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"Uh - there's, um, some pizza. If you're hungry".
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"Heh - Pizza's kinda cold. Sorry about that."
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"(blowing) oh right. I don't have lungs. Minion, could you blow into this thing maybe, liven the party up a bit? yaaaay"
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"Sigh. Well uh I think that wraps it up. Thanks for, um - thanks for comin to my party, minion. It looks like I bought
waaaaay too much pizza. Take some home if you want."
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"Heh - you enjoying the party?"
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"That was the best party I've ever thrown! But Nobody Came..."
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