[X] My Assistant

My mayonnaise spilled everywhere:

[Mayonnaise] Will be a Porno Star! Ch. 1.1

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So, uh, yeah. I may have gotten horribly distracted by Metal Gear and high resolution boobies. But I managed to tear myself away, because I was giving myself brain damage facepalming every time there was cliche dialogue.

Actually, that would make a good drinking game…

Anyhoo, porn! Let’s have some Mayonnaise, because it’s delicious. It actually starts off not too far fetched. It’s a school for porn actresses, which would probably be a thing if being a porn actress involved actual skill.

That’s probably not fair, I’m sure it’s harder than it looks to be a good porn actress. But just being random on-screen slut seems to be lay back, open your holes and make squeaking noises.

Script: [statisticallynp.wordpress.com] https://statisticallynp.wordpress.com/2015/...no-star-ch-1-1/


[Mayonnaise] Will be a Porno Star! Ch. 1.2

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See, despite the fact that I missed several days out of my tri-day schedule, I reckon that ultimately no one will notice if I just retroactively change the dates of these posts to match when they *should* have gone out.

A cunning plan, and no one will be the wiser. Muhuhahaha.

Mayonnaise is still keeping it pretty mild here. There’s some spiking a girl on the legs of an upside down table which is fairly amusing, but otherwise it’s good old fashioned schoolgirl fucking.

Script: [statisticallynp.wordpress.com] https://statisticallynp.wordpress.com/2015/...no-star-ch-1-2/


[Mayonnaise] Will be a Porno Star! Ch. 2.1

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So I’m carrying on splitting these chapters in half, because they’re all 40+ pages. Which is rough on me and rough on editors. I figure will 200+ pages to do, we’ll make this easy for everyone. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Also, it spaces it out so I have more time for the important things, like computer games and high resolution boobies.

There’s a good bit of bestiality in this chapter. Tiny twins getting fucked by horses is gooood shit.

Script: [statisticallynp.wordpress.com] https://statisticallynp.wordpress.com/2015/...no-star-ch-2-1/


[Mayonnaise] Will be a Porno Star! Ch. 2.2

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And it’s full on rape-with-steel-bars time. God bless you, Mayonnaise.

Script: [statisticallynp.wordpress.com] https://statisticallynp.wordpress.com/2015/...no-star-ch-2-2/


[Mayonnaise] Will be a Porno Star! Ch. 3

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It turns out that I lied about splitting everything up. Here, have a whole chapter because it’s not that long. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

The sports day is a decent idea. The world needs more naked chicks competing to jam stuff inside themselves. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Script: [statisticallynp.wordpress.com] https://statisticallynp.wordpress.com/2015/...orno-star-ch-3/


[Mayonnaise] Will be a Porno Star! Ch. 5.1

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Final chapter, graduation time!

It’s a full day of hide and seek throughout the whole school. Anyone who gets found gets taken back to the “base” (ahem, classroom) and raped for the rest of the day. Anyone not found won’t be in the video. Oh my, what a dilemma.

This first half gets us up to about lunchtime, with much trickery in getting the girls to come out.

Script: [statisticallynp.wordpress.com] https://statisticallynp.wordpress.com/2015/...no-star-ch-5-1/


[Mayonnaise] Will be a Porno Star! Ch. 5.2

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And this is it, the end. We’ve got some strangulation, some dog fucking, a girl getting her face smashed on a desk, a girl getting fucked with a toilet brush, and lots of good old fashioned gang rape.

It’s been a great ride, I hope y’all enjoyed it as much as I did. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Script: [statisticallynp.wordpress.com] https://statisticallynp.wordpress.com/2015/...no-star-ch-5-2/

[Mogudan] Ayanami 6

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Hooray for Comiket 88, for the latest Mogudan is here!

Honestly, I’m not sure what I think of this. It feels much the same as his old stuff (some is outright copied from old omakes, some is same images with new text), but meaty Rei is so sexy.

There’s no real story, it’s just snapshots of Rei going around being a slut. But meaty Rei being a slut is incredibly hot.

And even though it feels like more of the same, Mogudan’s art is incredible. The stupid situations he puts Rei in are still awesome. And dat ass.

Fuck it. Viva, meaty Rei!

P.S. It’s in two parts because it’s 60-something fucking pages. I’m not that masochistic, and neither are you. If I split it up, maybe neither of us will kill ourselves scaling the Everest that is Rei’s meaty bosom. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Scripts: [statisticallynp.wordpress.com] https://statisticallynp.wordpress.com/2015/...part-the-first/
[statisticallynp.wordpress.com] https://statisticallynp.wordpress.com/2015/...art-the-second/


[Mokusei Zaijuu] Niigata PLUS

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This has already been translated, but there’s an extended version with extra pages explaining just how menstruation works. For those who don’t already know. Like little girls I guess. This would be an ideal tutorial.

Script: [statisticallynp.wordpress.com] https://statisticallynp.wordpress.com/2015/...u-niigata-plus/


https://statisticallynp.wordpress.com/2015/06/10/chimatsuriya-honpo-only-asuka-side-b/

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This is an old project that I’m taking out of storage. Originally done for a friend, RL time constraints ended up getting in the way. I took it over, but I haven’t had the time to do it either. So I’m putting it out there for anyone who wants a go.

Anyway, storyline. Asuka has been hooking up with Kaoru. Shinji GROWS SOME TESTICLES, locks her up and teaches her a fucking lesson. YEAH SHINJI! YOU GO GIRL!

Script: [statisticallynp.wordpress.com] https://statisticallynp.wordpress.com/2015/...y-asuka-side-b/


[Kakinoboo] Puella Magi Homura Magica

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There’s three parts to this book. They’re sorta kinda not really related, so I’m splitting them up. Three medium sized editing jobs are more appealing than one super epic size job. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

In this first part, Homura’s been fucking around with time again. Unfortunately, this has resulted in the other girls being raped, Kakinoboo style. Which means that Sayaka got raped to death, Mami and Kyouko are getting all fucked up, and Madoka is servicing 500 guys a day. Which is pretty impressive, especially when you’re a bit tired after being fucked by the first 20,000 guys. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

But here comes Homura to save the day! Go Homuhomu!

Scripts: [statisticallynp.wordpress.com] https://statisticallynp.wordpress.com/2015/...-part-1-madoka/
[statisticallynp.wordpress.com] https://statisticallynp.wordpress.com/2015/...-part-2-madoka/
[statisticallynp.wordpress.com] https://statisticallynp.wordpress.com/2015/...-part-3-madoka/

Oh, and if anyone cares, this is some of what's coming in the near future:

[China] JK Hunting

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What if schoolgirls were like rabbits, and there were so many of them everywhere that they needed to be "hunted" for the public good? But then, they're people so you can't slaughter them outright. Well, you could but that would be like some sort of Nazi death camp fantasy instead of porn. So put them in a big hall and have them raped for months so that they fuck off and don't bother anyone.


[Kizuki Rei] An Ordinary Day for Him, an Extraordinary Day for Her

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You've been going out with the perfect boy for three months and everything is going great. Sure, sometimes he "forgets" to bring a condom, but whatever. He's a good fellow, he'd never abandon you.

Unless he sold you out of a bunch of thugs, so that you could be gang raped daily. That would suck.


[Kaname Aomame] Welcome to Yosakura Hospital 3

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Sae is constantly pissed that she's stuck in B Ward, instead of in one of the "easy" wards like C, where all the little kids are. The thing is, this is the world's greatest hospital and even the little kids are highly sexed here.

Although getting gang banged all night long by a bunch of little kid boners still has to be easier than getting raped by a bunch of teenagers.

But I'll put it near the top of the list. When I get a chance I may knock out a first section of it, 20 or 30 pages or wherever the story breaks neatly. Hopefully about that time you won't be so busy, and we can go from there. Bit by bit will be the way I think for something that size. Once something is started it's easy to keep it going. Mostly. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Great, I'll be waiting for your PM.

Keep on truckin':

[Tsurikichi Doumei] Azumanga Daioh

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Sakaki really has a thing for being called cute. If you call her cute enough, she’ll ignore the fact that you were trying to rape her, and fuck you and a whole room full of your friends.

Hooray!

Script: [statisticallynp.wordpress.com] https://statisticallynp.wordpress.com/2015/...azumanga-daioh/

I'm kinda interested in editing this one, I'm still a beginner though, I've only been doing a pair of 4-koma mangas these past couple of months, so how newbie-friendly is this one?

I'm kinda interested in editing this one, I'm still a beginner though, I've only been doing a pair of 4-koma mangas these past couple of months, so how newbie-friendly is this one?

Extremely easy. Needs only cropping and leveling. Bubbles can be easily typeset into.

Frankly, it's always a problem. That's been the case for most groups ever since I can remember. Editors also burn out way, way faster than translators.

The honest truth is that once you get decent at translating it takes maybe a couple hours to crank out twenty pages. It's just not that hard. If you're editing, it'd have to be incredibly simple to do a decent job in a couple of hours. Simple bubble fills only, basically, and you'd still need all the macros and stuff to make it fast.

Sometimes I edit a little myself, because it is kind of fun and it's good to know what editors do. I used to edit everything, before I decided I enjoyed translating more. It's not so much that it's hard, but it is time consuming and if you don't know the right technique then it is hard.

If there are any people out there that think they would like to have a go at editing but don't know how to get started, I'm happy to walk you through it. You have to give enough of a shit to actually have a go, but I can show you the shortcuts so you don't waste ten hours of your life doing something that should have taken one.

At LWB we got 50+ scripts nobody wants to touch L0L

Nice to see you're still translating stuff btw (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

I'm kinda interested in editing this one, I'm still a beginner though, I've only been doing a pair of 4-koma mangas these past couple of months, so how newbie-friendly is this one?

It's pretty easy. If you're worried about it, I can answer any questions you have, or you can do a page or two and PM them to me and we can make sure that it looks as good as you want it to.

I'm not really fussed about quality, if someone wants to have a go that's good enough for me. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

At LWB we got 50+ scripts nobody wants to touch L0L

Nice to see you're still translating stuff btw (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Hi B! Yeah, it's a problem for everyone and always has been. But we all do what we can to push our own stuff. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Marien is the biggest shit stirrer here since goatse

Marien is the biggest shit stirrer here since goatse

Well every forum has to have its cancer I guess

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It's pretty easy. If you're worried about it, I can answer any questions you have, or you can do a page or two and PM them to me and we can make sure that it looks as good as you want it to.

I'm not really fussed about quality, if someone wants to have a go that's good enough for me. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

I sent a pm with the first 3 pages that I done. I'm honestly not all that confident on how I did so I'm asking for a second opinion before I work on it any further.

I sent a pm with the first 3 pages that I done. I'm honestly not all that confident on how I did so I'm asking for a second opinion before I work on it any further.

Be confident. Those were good. You've got a decent font, you centred the text well in the bubbles, and the pages are level. That's the basics right there, and pretty much everyone misses at least one of those on the first go.

I sure did, Arial is not a suitable font for a comic. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

I'm not sure there's anything else you could do to those pages even if you wanted to. Keep going! It's excellent.

Be confident. Those were good. You've got a decent font, you centred the text well in the bubbles, and the pages are level. That's the basics right there, and pretty much everyone misses at least one of those on the first go.

I sure did, Arial is not a suitable font for a comic. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

I'm not sure there's anything else you could do to those pages even if you wanted to. Keep going! It's excellent.

I still got a couple of other projects that I want to finish first but I should be finished with this one in 3-4 days.

I hope nobody stepped on him...

Been meaning to finish that. Kinda busy these days. I do want to finish it before Christmas though. Sorry about that.

Been meaning to finish that. Kinda busy these days. I do want to finish it before Christmas though. Sorry about that.

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Let's start with:

[Arai Kei] THE CARE AND FEEDING OF CHILDHOOD FRIENDS

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Two brothers and their (femail) childhood friend have this weird three-way sort of thing going. They can’t quit figure out how to deal with it, until they just decide to accept her as their pet. At her suggestion.

You go girl! Fight the powah!

Script: [statisticallynp.wordpress.com] https://statisticallynp.wordpress.com/2015/...ldhood-friends/

i think i'm interested in this, i've always liked Arai Kei since his amagami dj lol
maybe i'll do it next week (or 2 weeks later... screw exams)

just hit me up with the font(s) i have to use
i'm not good at choosing so unless anybody tell me i'll just use wild words and yikes all the way lol (because i'm mainly a TL not Editor)

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on another note, can you TL Mizuryu Kei's and Takatsu's work in same tank? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)
i'm kind of busy to do it myself w

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on another note, can you TL Mizuryu Kei's and Takatsu's work in same tank? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)
i'm kind of busy to do it myself w

I have the Takatsu one translated, will be one of my Christmas shares.

Also if you/someone edits the Arai Kei work remember to use the larger [xhentai.org] physical scans.

This post has been edited by Dynellen: Dec 14 2015, 09:53

[Tsurikichi Doumei] Emperor Azuma Chiyonosuke

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Tomo gets totally off her tits (ha!) on drugs, and random boys take advantage of the fact. Also, it would appear that she’s somewhat of a natural slut, and we all already know that she’s not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Script: [statisticallynp.wordpress.com] https://statisticallynp.wordpress.com/2015/...ma-chiyonosuke/

I want to work on this as well but I probably won't be able to start until after the holidays.

I want to work on this as well but I probably won't be able to start until after the holidays.

Chances are it'll probably still be there when you're ready. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)