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So I am thinking of taking photographs of my self, mostly my proud manhood, in a semi-clothed or unclothed state. Shot in a primarily voyeuristic style, this would be done in order to successfully attract members of the opposite sex.

Thoughts?

So I am thinking of taking photographs of my self, mostly my proud manhood, in a semi-clothed or unclothed state. Shot in a primarily voyeuristic style, this would be done in order to successfully attract members of all sexes.

Thoughts?

Do it.

This post has been edited by 3d0xp0xy: Apr 22 2009, 08:24

It worked for Paris Hilton.

Asking a question like this to this particular forum is like throwing a bucket of bloody fish in a shark tank and then asking yourself "I wonder if they'll eat this?".

Dude...no.


Just no.

PM the pics to me. :3

Asking a question like this to this particular forum is like throwing a bucket of bloody fish in a shark tank and then asking yourself "I wonder if they'll eat this?".

That is actually the very reason this thread was posted here, in FSZ, instead of somewhere else. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

You ain't got the balls to.

No pun intended.

I laughed when I saw that Cappy responded to this though. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Where's Tens when you need a good gay joke? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

No thanks

Where's Tens when you need a good gay joke? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

I know. Tens is surprisingly absent from this thread.

Shot in a primarily voyeuristic style, this would be done in order to successfully attract members of the opposite sex.

You could attract members of the same sex as well, that's a possibility too.

from a logic perspective this is a bad idea, simply because you need someone else to take the pictures, otherwise the angle will look dodgy.

from a logic perspective this is a bad idea, simply because you need someone else to take the pictures, otherwise the angle will look dodgy.

And again, Tens isn't around to respond.... curious. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

I do need something else to laugh at and put on telephone poles across town.

"Have you seen me?"

I'll need your cell number, too.

Don't Do It

Oh, sorry, guys. I was lost out there in the HentaiVerse.

But fuck yeah, Van. Blow that kilt up around your head and let me see the goods. Franks and beans. GOGOGO!

So I am thinking of taking photographs of my self, mostly my proud manhood, in a semi-clothed or unclothed state. Shot in a primarily voyeuristic style, this would be done in order to successfully attract members of the opposite sex.

Thoughts?

It could turn out in an ... really weird situation. I would say no, besides, I am sure u will regret it later... maybe not tomorrow, months or years, but eventualy u will.

How ever, it's just my opinion, I can't stop u.

OK, Van, here's how it should look. Lean back against something and have the light hitting you at just the right angle to accent your slinky yet sturdy build and put one hand on your chest with your fingers teasing your nipple and have the other hand lifting your kilt up all flirty like (you can prop a leg up on something but that's optional). And please have a raging hard-on with a bit of precum wetting the head. Oh, and do the sultry eyes thing while you picture me stroking my bone.

Thaaaanks! Whoo, can't wait.

...you've put waaaayyy too much thought into that

Oh, sorry, guys. I was lost out there in the HentaiVerse.

But fuck yeah, Van. Blow that kilt up around your head and let me see the goods. Franks and beans. GOGOGO!

OK, Van, here's how it should look. Lean back against something and have the light hitting you at just the right angle to accent your slinky yet sturdy build and put one hand on your chest with your fingers teasing your nipple and have the other hand lifting your kilt up all flirty like (you can prop a leg up on something but that's optional). And please have a raging hard-on with a bit of precum wetting the head. Oh, and do the sultry eyes thing while you picture me stroking my bone.

Thaaaanks! Whoo, can't wait.

Nice... This thread feels right now.