[X] My Assistant

... and I'm looking for a new internet boyfriend. Who will heed the call?

P.S. This is me:

(IMG:[images.encyclopediadramatica.com] http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e7/Bite-dick_blood.jpg)

Boy that picture sure sold me... on staying the hell away from you.

LOL GOOD ONE?!

Also, you hurt my feelings. That is clearly doctored.

This post has been edited by Isis86: Apr 5 2009, 08:16

Well considering how many guys lose their mind once they find out a female exists on these forums, I'd venture a guess you'll have plenty of suitors in no time. Better go ahead and get your questionnaire ready now.

Okay, here goes, I wrote it out in song form:

Here's a list of the things I like,
these things are the things I like,
here's a list of the things I like,
this list is a list of the things I like.

I like vacuums, toads,
and a tight fitting shirt.

I like cork board, pizza,
and cuts that hurt.

I like reverse dildos,
and meat with fat.

I like bunyons on my feet,
that I can pick at.

Here's a list of the things I like,
these things are the things I like,
here's a list of the things I like,
this list is a list of the things I like.

I like painting of a pony,
and a VC-arrrrrrrrrrrrre.

I like the kind of make-up,
that makes me a star.

I like the touch of a man,
when he taps me on the head.

I like the sticky sauce,
when I wake up in bed.

Here's a list of the things I like,
this list is a list of the things I like.

LOL! Good one. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) I actually believed it too. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

He's free, ladies.

He's a dirty fella, he's got a distinctive crotch smell.

Well considering how many guys lose their mind once they find out a female exists on these forums,

LIES! ALL LIES! STOP LYING TO ME!

(IMG:[i7.photobucket.com] http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/houseofgas/Drumline.jpg)

This post has been edited by Isis86: Apr 5 2009, 09:11

So I'm guessing we'll start seeing more of you around here now? Well maybe until someone takes you away again. Then again I'm saying all this like I actually know you... which is clear I don't.

If you all praise Nick Cannon who starred in Drumline as your lord and savior, maybe.

I will do no such thing. My will is not one that will be bent by a forum denizen.

Then, I would rather suicide on my mother's grave than post here more often.

Then we're all winners!

Did you seriously break up with rad? and why?

Yes. Because he couldn't understand the incredible social consciousness and underlying themes of my favorite movie, Drumline starring Nick Cannon. We got into an argument, he punched me in my cooter and I was all like, "Bitch, oh no you di'in't!" I snapped his penis in half with my kung-fu grip, stole half his things and I'm now in a spider hole in Afghanistan.

He's free, ladies.

He's a dirty fella, he's got a distinctive crotch smell.

Ball sweat, head cheese or just plain piss?

I'm not sure, but I do know that he masturbates all over the store.

I'm not sure, but I do know that he masturbates all over the store.

He's half gay, right? The lower half, I mean.

I wanna sniff him!!! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)