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Are most of them are in poor condition (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/heh.gif)

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That's what you get for being a faker.

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Some anonymous witch tamer said I can post his story since he is trapped in alternate universe forums where no one can read his brainfarts.

Once upon a time there was a kingdom called the Taihenverse, which was ruled by an evil overlord named Boroten. He had two powerful minions, Pirate Bird and Space Construction Vehicle, who he would proudly display to the citizens as a show of his power. "Nobody can create a monster greater than mine," Boroten arrogantly proclaimed, convinced of his superiority.

One day Lord Frith was surveying his limitless dominions when he noticed this evil and corrupt lord. Disgusted by the appalling way Boroten treated the citizens in his kingdom, Lord Frith decided to make an example of him. He set about creating a monster which was perfect in every respect. A monster so flawless that Boroten would be shamed into exile and would never show his face in the kingdom again.

It took many years and multiple failures, but Lord Frith finally finished. He gazed up his creation, "I have succeed! Without doubt this is the greatest work of perfection seen in any of the billions of galaxies over which I rule! I shall call her Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen". Knowing that she was invincible Lord Frith released Eila into Boroten's Taihenverse.

When Boroten saw Eila he was shocked. She was flawless - powerful, absurdly cute and with a fantastic personality. After witnessing Eila's perfection Boroten could only look in shame at his pathetic Pirate Bird and Space Construction Vehicle. Boroten's shock quickly changed to rage and he vowed revenge upon Lord Frith.

But how could the lowly Boroten get revenge upon the all powerful Lord Frith? Night and day Boroten agonised over this problem, but he could find no solution. He became frustrated and his abuse of the citizens worsened with nerf after nerf, rendering much of the population helpless. Boroten's rage and frustration grew more feverish and he became prone to horrific acts of cruelty, banishing Bunko from the kingdom, executing HTTP/308 and giving away Lord Frith's witches in a fucking raffle!(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mad.gif)Wait, that doesn't fit with the story.

When he neared the point of insanity Boroten had a revelation. He recalled that sealed within his archives was a forbidden script which described the means to summon the supreme being. The script had been locked away due to the dangers associated with summoning such an immense power, but Boroten's rage had driven him to the point of insanity and he no longer cared about consequences. He immediately began the ceremony to summon the one entity who could defeat Lord Frith. The most revered and worshipped God of them all. The ultimate power - Lord Bendtner (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

Um, I'm not quite sure Lord Bendtner fits with the story, and this has ended up longer than I indented anyway. Right, so to cut a long story short, there was an epic battle lasting many days, but ultimately Lord Bendtner sealed Lord Frith inside a thread in the Help forum. Then Lord Bendtner left for Wolfsburg, which immediately caused all English teams to be eliminated from European competition. The evil Boroten was left in control of the Taihenverse, where he continues to abuse the citizens to this day.

Bad End (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

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That's what you get for being a faker.

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Trancing violates copyrights, don't anger the king!

This post has been edited by Ichy: May 29 2015, 19:00

Some anonymous witch tamer said I can post his story since he is trapped in alternate universe forums where no one can read his brainfarts.

I don't even know how I'm still alive after reading this story. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/heh.gif)

That's what you get for being a faker.

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Some anonymous witch tamer said I can post his story since he is trapped in alternate universe forums where no one can read his brainfarts.

Not one but TWO posts that had me really amused. This can't just get any better (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Some anonymous witch tamer said I can post his story since he is trapped in alternate universe forums where no one can read his brainfarts.

I almost cried in the end.

I started playing HV right near First Great Witches Auction Drama. And holy Sanya, was I confused.

Some anonymous witch tamer said I can post his story since he is trapped in alternate universe forums where no one can read his brainfarts.
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Trancing violates copyrights, don't anger the king!

Win.

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OH FUCK!

OH FUCK!

Stop taking naps SnowFlake!

need patch for mage+ mid lvl + mid gear + mid difficulty

unlimited crude works T_T

(i need full frugal + focus staff)

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Nice (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

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Funny guy. I'm just going to start banning people who post fake screenshots in here.

@Tenboro, how about adding a higher Credit Multiplier for PFUDOR? As far as I know, IWBTH and PFUDOR both have the same credit multiplier. If PFUDOR has a higher Credit Multiplier, it'll encourage more low level players to play in that difficulty.

Funny guy. I'm just going to start banning people who post fake screenshots in here.

Well.. i just go to the inventory, and found out it was an "average cotton cap"... dunno why it was like that, anyway...

Overlord: Do we need to reset ll of our stats on the ability page to make them work faster? i just did that with all of my abilities and looks like they are working faster than before... so?

@Tenboro, how about adding a higher Credit Multiplier for PFUDOR? As far as I know, IWBTH and PFUDOR both have the same credit multiplier. If PFUDOR has a higher Credit Multiplier, it'll encourage more low level players to play in that difficulty.

Why dont we just add a multiplier in PFUDOR only to restoratives? it would be good (potions drop rate is low... and personally i dont like draughts... who does? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) )

Funny guy. I'm just going to start banning people who post fake screenshots in here.

Oh Tenb, this one was really funny and not too distant to the reality clearly fake, it didn't hurt anyone... don't keep scaring people too much, or Boroten can come for you... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/duck.gif)

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I couldn't figure out who this Lord Bendtner is, anyone has an idea?

Some anonymous witch tamer said I can post his story since he is trapped in alternate universe forums where no one can read his brainfarts.

TL;DR. Tell him to write a book already, donnerwetter.

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I couldn't figure out who this Lord Bendtner is, anyone has an idea?

I think it's this guy:
[en.wikipedia.org] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicklas_Bendtner

With LotD, it is more likely to be unlimited superior(exquisite) works

for arena clear bonus,I've got thousand of average (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)

for arena clear bonus,I've got thousand of average (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)

You've completed thousands of arenas in 12 days? How many accounts are you running?