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one time i went to canada, took a cruise to alaska. the captain had the trolltastic idea of steering the ship close to a giant ice formation. the cold was spine crushing, the winds would slap my face like a woman who thinks complimenting her hair is an insult of sorts (then why the fuck do you spend 4 hours fixing your hair that way, to be unnoticed????).
amidst all that, i stand in my rooms balcony thingy, bare chested as i contemplate the pieces of ice falling in the water.
from then on, whenever im in a cold place and people ask if im cold, i reply The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway.
*all the way up until the lottery phrase is based on real life, i did take a cruise to alaska from canada, the ship did go near an ice formation where it was insultingly cold, and yet i stood there bare chested, from then on only extreme coldness can make me feel cold.
good luck to us all!
This post has been edited by Lord Janus: Dec 27 2014, 11:26
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