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Normal? I don't think Rob knows what normal means

What the fuck is "normal"?

Is that even a thing?

What the fuck is "normal"?

Is that even a thing?

It's more of a concept.

But is it a realistic concept?

I real life yes, here no

Normal? I don't think Rob knows what normal means

As an Absurdist, I can agree with this.

I real life yes, here no

So who sets the bar for normality? What are the qualifications and who appoints them this task?

If the Wikipedia founder wants money from me, he needs to stop being such a smug cunt.

So who sets the bar for normality? What are the qualifications and who appoints them this task?

Middle class, be married go to church every sunday, attend your kids practice whatever it may be, sleep in the same bed and invite your inlaws and other family and fucking holiday and put up with their crap.

Have two kids either a boy and a girl or a boy and a boy with common names (i.e. Jack, Sally, James, John, Mary, Clark, Bob, Robert, Ann) and keep them from knowing what sex is until theyre a teenager and give them the talk.

And watch the super bowl or something else manly while making oblivious sexist remarks to your wife if your are a male, and if not just spend away or do gossip if your a female.

Oh and NO fetishes. Theres only one way for you as a normal person and thats the sword in sheathe. And possibly no masturbating and/or pleasuring yourself without the wife.

I shouldn't have to say who makes these rules since no one abides by them.

This post has been edited by alloutboy27: Nov 20 2010, 08:17

Middle class, married go to church every sunday, attend your kids practice whatever it may be, sleep in the same bed and invite your inlaws and other family and fucking holiday and put up with their crap.

And watch the super bowl or something else manly while making oblivious sexist remarks to your wife if your are a male, and if not just spend away or do gossip if your a female.

This only applies if your american though

Do I look like I know the going ons of the modern foreign family that most likely don't have internet or whatever the fuck the common commodity in this country is? Well do I?

I assume they aren't as obese as we are, but probably less lenient, like Australia. Damn that place...

er.. I live in Australia

Middle class, be married go to church every sunday, attend your kids practice whatever it may be, sleep in the same bed and invite your inlaws and other family and fucking holiday and put up with their crap.

Have two kids either a boy and a girl or a boy and a boy with common names (i.e. Jack, Sally, James, John, Mary, Clark, Bob, Robert, Ann) and keep them from knowing what sex is until theyre a teenager and give them the talk.

And watch the super bowl or something else manly while making oblivious sexist remarks to your wife if your are a male, and if not just spend away or do gossip if your a female.

Oh and NO fetishes. Theres only one way for you as a normal person and thats the sword in sheathe. And possibly no masturbating and/or pleasuring yourself without the wife.

I shouldn't have to say who makes these rules since no one abides by them.

None of these are "normal". Stereotypical, yes, but stereotypes aren't exactly normal, they're just common idiosyncrasies.

er.. I live in Australia

I said the place, not the people. Youre and alright guy but your continent/country sucks. You have poisonous bugs that cause necrosis with a single bite and you banned lolicon. Er, replace you with they because Im too lazy, would you?

The only good thing I can think of of Australia is that the rainstorms are awesome and its warm and the women's accents appeal to me for some odd reason.

@Rad Do I look like I give a damn? Well do I? Stereotypes can kiss my moocha broown pitootee.

This post has been edited by alloutboy27: Nov 20 2010, 09:09

@Rad Do I look like I give a damn? Well do I? Stereotypes can kiss my moocha broown pitootee.

You gave enough of a damn to complain at me about your apathy.

So... I'll venture a yes.

I would also like you to know how fucking apathetic I am right now. I mean my gawd, the apathy emenating from me! >:3

emenating

:3

Ugh, I spelled it "emanating" first time, then went back and changed it. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif)

Nice job, cunt drop.

Jesus!:/