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Or masturbate.
Or both.

Or masturbate.
Or both.

The Avon lady is coming over soon so I'm going to take a nice hot shower before she gets here and then I'm going to look at Derek Jeter and Patrick Dempsey man perfume in the Avon catalogs.

If I'm lucky, there will be scratch n' sniff samples on the pages.

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Aug 14 2010, 21:23

The Avon lady is coming over soon so I'm going to take a nice hot shower before she gets here and then I'm going to look at Derek Jeter and Patrick Dempsey man perfume in the Avon catalogs.

If I'm lucky, there will be scratch n' sniff samples on the pages.

You say things that send strange and foreign emotions through me.

You say things that send strange and foreign emotions through me.

Speaking of strange and foreign, what the hell did Flint do to the test forum?

The Avon lady is coming over soon so I'm going to take a nice hot shower before she gets here and then I'm going to look at Derek Jeter and Patrick Dempsey man perfume in the Avon catalogs.

If I'm lucky, there will be scratch n' sniff samples on the pages.

Acqua Di Gio is fantastic if you're looking for a good scent.

I actually like my Old Spice High Endurance invisible solid antiperspirant/deodorant scent. I currently have it in Pure Sport but only because they were out of Pacific Surge. I hope they didn't discontinue that one.

Axe is a nice body spray. Or a fruit scented body spray is nice, too. I wish they would make a bacon-scented spray.

I've always been fond of Drakkar Noir.

I use store brand spray. Though sometimes someone in my family will get one of those aftershave/deoderant gifts and I'll treat myself.

Deodorant burns my sensitive skin and makes me break out in a rash.

You faggot.

pre-edit: stop reviving the "post your board statistics" thread

pre-edit: stop reviving the "post your board statistics" thread

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John Stewart is a smug, "liberal" prick.

John Stewart is a smug, "liberal" prick.

It's Jon Stewart.

He's not going to leave

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I'm watching a Star Trek movie on the boob tube. I don't know which one, but Data's talking to a little boy and there's a guy with a melted face.

It's Jon Stewart.

Anto's probably talking about the Green Lantern John Stewart. You know, the African American one.

... Cause Anto's racist.

I miss The Soup Q_Q

I just re-watched a few episodes of it. Those were good times.

Edit due fail at word selection

This post has been edited by Deathscythe_X1: Aug 15 2010, 07:53

I've always been amused by the Daily Show

I'm only amused when people say it's unbiased.

I'm only amused when people say it's unbiased.

It's a comedic fake news show. Of course it's biased. The sad part is it's more trusted than a lot of real news shows. The show doesn't say it's unbiased, nor does it need to be, it's a comedy.