[X] My Assistant

Also, since I've no friends and my family is either away or just, y'know, doesn't like me, I'm all alone.

:3

Marijuana, it always your friend; even when you're not.

You have friends here, Anto. And enemies. Powerful enemies, not easily defeated. Dare you face the challenge?

OK... that probably wasn't too helpful.

Yes, powerful enemies. Well hung enemies. Enemies that want to stick it up your pooper and stretch it out.

so what do you do with the karma ?

I keep mine in a little jar. Sometimes I dunk my toast in it.

I keep mine in a little jar. Sometimes I dunk my toast in it.

ok i got that butwhat is it good for ?

The Karma meter determines the length of your penis in real life.* The more Karma you attain, the bigger your penis grows. The exact formula for the penis / Karma equation is unknown, but it is rumored that nobody really gives a fuck, since any increase in penis size is a good thing. Legend holds that once someone reaches the highest Karma level attainable, his penis will expand across the universe to penetrate the Sun, fucking its intensely hot core until the mammoth star explodes in a joyful orgasm, causing pieces of it to fall upon the Earth in the world-ending phenomenon the Greeks reverently referred to as "Ragnarok". All of mankind as we know it shall be destroyed, leaving naught but ashes in its wake. However, the legendary penis of legends will remain, connecting the sun to the Earth, and from his semen shall impregnate the sun's core, bringing forth of new race of mankind. Then, eons later, one of the new humans will create a site known as E-Hentai, thus starting the process all over again. En Taro, Tassadar.

* You may ask, what of the girls? To which I repeat the tired old meme, there are no girls on the Internet.

ok i got that butwhat is it good for ?

To some, it's yet another feature to complain about. To others, it's a virtual reward for doing nothing. From what I've heard, at least one member's life depends upon it.

This post has been edited by 3d0xp0xy: Jul 26 2010, 00:04

To some, it's yet another feature to complain about. To others, it's a reward for doing nothing. At least one member's life depends upon it.

I don't appreciate you singling me out like that, dox.

The Karma meter determines the length of your penis in real life.* The more Karma you attain, the bigger your penis grows. The exact formula for the penis / Karma equation is unknown, but it is rumored that nobody really gives a fuck, since any increase in penis size is a good thing. Legend holds that once someone reaches the highest Karma level attainable, his penis will expand across the universe to penetrate the Sun, fucking its intensely hot core until the mammoth star explodes in a joyful orgasm, causing pieces of it to fall upon the Earth in the world-ending phenomenon the Greeks reverently referred to as "Ragnarok". All of mankind as we know it shall be destroyed, leaving naught but ashes in its wake. However, the legendary penis of legends will remain, connecting the sun to the Earth, and from his semen shall impregnate the sun's core, bringing forth of new race of mankind. Then, eons later, one of the new humans will create a site known as E-Hentai, thus starting the process all over again. En Taro, Tassadar.

* You may ask, what of the girls? To which I repeat the tired old meme, there are no girls on the Internet.

WOW so i get a big penis,karma pls ^^

To some, it's yet another feature to complain about. To others, it's a virtual reward for doing nothing. From what I've heard, at least one member's life depends upon it.

oh so i see its prety useles then ? so its no good for the game either ?

oh so i see its prety useles then ? so its no good for the game either ?

If by "the game" you mean the HentaiVerse, then no, not any more.

not anymore,so beofre it was used for something ?

The Karma meter determines the length of your penis in real life.*

* You may ask, what of the girls?

They become futa and get a big cock to fuck boys with.

not anymore,so beofre it was used for something ?

I second this question.

This post has been edited by BradRepko: Jul 26 2010, 00:12

The E-Hentai "RPG" used to be very different from and much simpler than the HentaiVerse. He might as well have kept it that way, in my opinion.

The E-Hentai "RPG" used to be very different from and much simpler than the HentaiVerse. He might as well have kept it that way, in my opinion.

You can still play Legacy Battles.

I'm quite aware of that, Boggy, but the faggotry caused by this clicking game cannot be undone. At least it's mostly contained in its own subforums.

This post has been edited by 3d0xp0xy: Jul 26 2010, 00:18

Maybe you'd find out if you took a look at his profile.

You can still play Legacy Battles.

What legacy batles ?

The option to fight battles in the old style in Hentaiverse before it was made into the current style I believe.

The drawback is you can't earn credits or items from it

The drawback is you can't earn credits or items from it

You do earn an insignificant amount of Credits.