[X] My Assistant

I just played three hours of football and I am in pain. On the cycle up, my bike gave me a vicious ass raping, so bad was it that I left the bike there forever and walked home....wraked with pain.

I'd rather eat curry out of a used baby diaper.

I just played three hours of football and I am in pain.

Did you guys tackle each other and slap each other's butts?

There's one handsome asian guy whom I'm good friends with and he can't seem to keep his hands off me. One time he charged at me and tried to stick his thumb up my arse. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

I enjoy watching a good, old-fashioned Greco-Roman wrestling match.

There's one handsome asian guy whom I'm good friends with and he can't seem to keep his hands off me. One time he charged at me and tried to stick his thumb up my arse. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

The last time I went to my chiropractor, he kinda wedged his thumb up my butt when he was adjusting my back. But I later learned that it's a technique to feel your tailbone. I think...

Just had to take off my shorts and boxers to get all the astro turf off my ass and gooch/balls.

O_o...... sooo, we should make some practice about that wich was just mentioned, any volunters?

There once was a dumb God of Death,
who's real name was actually Jeff,
he made clever words,
new nouns and new verbs,
which amount to a wasting of breath.

OMG, I just got off the phone with my friend right now and he told me a funny story about the little beaner kid who lives next door to him. He lives in a housing unit surrounded by Mexicans and this kid is about 3 or 4 and he always plays in front of my friend's door and constantly cries. I've even heard him cry through the phone and he's loud and it's irritating as hell.

So my friend, who's big and fat and white, got fed up with it and opened up his door. He was wearing only his stained, disgusting old tighty-white underwear and nothing else and when the kid saw him through the security screen door, he immediately stopped crying.

My friend asked him in broken Spanish, "Why do you cry all the time?" But he got the word for "cry" wrong and was using the Spanish word for midget instead by accident, asking him without knowing it, "Why do you midget all the time?" ROFL.

The kid looked at him and then his eyes drifted down to his dirty underwear and then back up at him, and all the while my friend kept asking him, "Why do you midget all the time?" He then asked the kid in Spanish, "Are you a man?" and the kid nodded and my friend then asked him, "Do men cry all day?" when in actuality, he was asking the boy, "Do men midget all day?"

LOL, I laughed so fucking hard. He realized later on that he was using the wrong Spanish word for cry and was calling the kid a midget! That kid is probably still in shock and is wondering what the hell that was all about. Hopefully, he'll never cry again and hopefully, my friend won't get busted for talking to a little kid wearing nothing but his underwear. xD

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Jul 14 2010, 07:01

cry = llorar
midget = enano

Yes, 2 similar words, with similar tone.

Or the little beaner kid was drunk, and you're friend is delusional, and confuse dreams with reality lol

He said "crying", which is llanto.

He said "crying", which is llanto.

Only if it's that, but his Spanish was really crappy to eat the "e" tone.

I think he just mixed up the words, it happens sometimes.
{hinteddy hint hint}

cry = llorar
midget = enano

Yes, 2 similar words, with similar tone.

Or the little beaner kid was drunk, and you're friend is delusional, and confuse dreams with reality lol

Yeah, he kept saying enano instead of llorar and totally realized his mistake later on. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

He's been out of practice using Spanish. He used to work at a gas station and he would talk to the Mexican customers in Spanglish because none of the wetbacks would know any English. But he's unemployed now so he just does woodwork in his kitchen wearing nothing but his dirty underwear.

llorar and llanto are almost the same thing, so either one is good.

Anyway, I love you to rad <3

I never had a poem before (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)

Whoa, check this out.

unfortuneatly

I recognize this as an American dialect of Deathyspeak. Fascinating.

XD, yurre becumming a real lerner of it Tenza! O_0

XD, yurre becumming a real lerner of it Tenza! O_0

That's not Deathyspeak, that's a form of Internet Tardspeak, most common among YouTubers, 13 year olds and people with dupe accounts who are trying too hard to hide their identities. Nígga please, I know the difference. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif)

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Jul 15 2010, 19:33

Well excuuuuuse ME!.